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Jacqueline

@upuque.bsky.social
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Portland, Oregon. Big Brother enthusiast. INFP. Spoonie. NBA. Blazers. RipCity. Tired. She/her.

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 5h
Exactly
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 5h
I have always *hated* moths. I found some miniature caterpillars that have been munching on my plants & I felt too bad to murder them so I just moved them somewhere else 😭😭😭😭 #QueProblems
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Marge Simpson's Exasperated Look
ALT: Marge Simpson's Exasperated Look
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 5h
No shot. That cat was drugged
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 6h
Ummm 😳
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 6h
OMG, do you think he learned it by watching you?! 😭
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Probably the only song that has been sung by 3 absolute legends, all with pipes touched by God l, and each take unique unto itself.
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Chris Cornell - “Nothing Compares 2 U” (Live at Sirius XM)
YouTube video by Chris Cornell
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 17h
I have it sitting on the counter now! (It’s the big orange one in the second pic)
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you!
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, I have a few of those, too 😆
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hi. I just needed everyone to see the size of this tomato. I picked her even though she was still green bc she was starting to split, and now she’s pumpkin colored. She weighs more than a pound! #QueIsAFuckingFarmerYall #QueProblems
A large beefsteak tomato in my gloved hand, showing she fills up almost my entire outstretched hand A variety of tomatoes on a counter
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s unfortunate 😬
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hiiiiiii 🫶🫶🫶🫶
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is nothing more Big Brother fan coded than hating Big Brother, so actually he was one of us all along:
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It always goes around eventually! I’m glad you finally got sleep!
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG is this why I’ve only slept for 4 minutes?!?!? Did I make this sacrifice for you??? 😭🫶
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eh, close enough? Maybe it’s just going to make you care less about the pain 😬
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday!! 🫶
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is extremely sexual
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sweetest babies 😭🥰🙏🫶
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chronic @vintagewingnut.bsky.social problems
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really is a young person’s game 😭
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. Is Devens now the second oldest winner in Big Brother history?? #BB28
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THE Jimmy K @jayaces.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devens should buy Drew a Birkin bag. #bb28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s really nice 😭🥹
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG 😭😭😭😭 #BB28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t. #BB28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE KEPT TAYLOR!!!! #BB28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like, he’s about to lose to Taylor. He would’ve beat Drew. Bruh. #BB28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I cannot fucking believe he did that 😐 #BB28
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're a professional! (but there are some niche places that you'll have a hard time with, for sure)
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But I can help if you need it! A bitch was born here & I've only ever lived in the PNW
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol. That was going to be my first lesson! It's a good one 😆 as long as you know Couch is actually cooch (the streets are in alphabetical order so that makes it easy & Couch was a name so it's not our fault), and know how to pronounce Willamette, the rest will come to you eventually
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(and you're probably going to need to get caught up on how we pronounce things around here before you do anything else 😆)
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, jsyk—on the far left, where the faint blue spot is (in between Cedar Hills & Cedar Mill) is where I am, the car right is the start of the Pearl District. I'm about 6 miles away from there 🫶
A screenshot of a Google map of the Portland area showing Beaverton Cedar Mill and the start of the Pearl District
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She looks so upset 😭
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, you fancy 😆
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG, WHERE?!?!? 😭
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I would prefer you not do that 😘
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
They aren’t sending their best
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Say the ladies who spend every summer staring at strangers in a parking lot 🫣😆
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Rock Music Association @rockmusicassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In The Rock 9/28/1976: Stevie Wonder releases his eighteenth studio album, ‘Songs in the Key of Life’. It is a certified classic. #StevieWonder #RockHonorRoll
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This makes me irrationally irritated #QueProblems
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn. That’s fucking sad. #RHOSLC
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay. So, somehow I missed that #RHOSLC was back. Just started watching it & I also missed that Robert Jr. died?!?!?!? OMFG 😭😢😳
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG, that’s what the people say about me!!
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, anyway, it should be fully healed by morning. Full Moon magic, right?!?!? It’s science
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ET Moon: Endless Possibilities
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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was non negotiable for me to go back outside and water my GD plants so I put a sleeve around my thumb, wore a rubber glove, and then double gloved my hands 😬😭🥴 a bitch probably needed stitches, but I don’t wanna look again 😵‍💫😑 #QueProblems
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