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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hi. I just needed everyone to see the size of this tomato. I picked her even though she was still green bc she was starting to split, and now she’s pumpkin colored. She weighs more than a pound! #QueIsAFuckingFarmerYall #QueProblems

A large beefsteak tomato in my gloved hand, showing she fills up almost my entire outstretched hand

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, jsyk—on the far left, where the faint blue spot is (in between Cedar Hills & Cedar Mill) is where I am, the car right is the start of the Pearl District. I'm about 6 miles away from there 🫶

A screenshot of a Google map of the Portland area showing Beaverton Cedar Mill and the start of the Pearl District

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

However, I did open up one of the down corn stalks to find this baby corn inside, and I did take a bite. I had to pay my respects 🙏

A garden bed in a backyard full of corn, half of which has fallen over and snapped in a storm

A tiny ear of freshly shucked corn, with just the tip bitten off

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She was an aggressive cuddler, a loud bitchy old lady, and the sweetest liddle girl I know. 2009-2026 is a long time to have a cat. I got Archie and Liddy 2 weeks apart, and lost them 1 year apart. This is the worst. 🙏❤️

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I got him 2 weeks after I got Liddy. Archie has been gone for a year & Liddy is sick and will leave us soon, but having 2 kittens for 16 & 17 years really is a gift 🙏 #QueLoves #ArchieCat #LiddyCat #cats #kittens

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I also let Archie choose me, and I had to wait overnight to go back for him bc I got there too late 😭 (Archie’s version of “choosing me” was minding his GD business & obsessively playing with a spinning ball toy in the corner while his brothers roamed around like idiots) (and I may have not been 10)

2 kittens on a bed. A black & white cat is laying back with his eyes closed, being cradled and cleaned by a grey brown and white tabby cat

2 kittens cuddling on a blanket. A black & white cat and a grey brown and white tabby cat

2 kittens on the floor in front of a toilet. A black & white cat and a grey brown and white tabby cat found the coolest spot in the house bc it was 88° indoors

2 kittens on a bed. A black & white cat is laying back, being cuddled by a grey brown and white tabby cat

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hello darkness my old friend

Raven Walton from Big Brother season 19 with hella mascara running down her face

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This checks out, yeah. #QueProblems mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

My dialect map showing the dialect most like me is in the Pacific Northwest

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

OMG, do you think those winning contestants just came in through the backdoor and sat at the table?!?!? What if they didn’t really use the Time Machine!!!! #BB28

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I had to get up and look. (I knew exactly where it was 🫣) I was at the one in Portland 😆

A ticket stub for The Pharcyde concert at The Roseland Theater in Portland, Oregon, on Friday, November 16, 2001.

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I genuinely still think about these things often 😭 #QueProblems

An image of a box of Carnation Breakfast Bars (from the late 20th Century, aka, the 1900s)

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I just wanted everyone to see this adorable tomato formation

An overview of a tomato plant showing some flowers and baby tomatoes

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

HOW DARE YOU!! No one will ever top her

Raven from Big Brother 19 scrunching her face

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Here’s some unsolicited Walter with a fresh haircut content 🫶

An orange cat with a fluffy mane and a fresh lion haircut

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I mean, look at this shit!!

Que’s backyard with a variety of fruit and vegetable plants

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I mean, he’s pretty cute

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In addition to they joy of the tomato with a butthole, I also picked these yesterday 💅

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hi. This tomato has a proper anus. Thank you for your time. Goodnight. xoxo, Que

A green tomato on the vine with a hole on the bottom, right in the middle, like a proper butthole 🫶

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

IDK who I stole this from, but it’s evergreen #BB28

Big Brother contestant Angela Murray looking up and grinning with text saying, “girl who is going to lose it”

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Thank you, Auntie! Can you please tell Walter tho? He does not seem to care at all

An orange cat with a scraggly fluffy mane walking towards me on a bed bc he’s mad that I went back to bed & he wants more food

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They can update the photos of her on the website at her place of work #BB28

Haley “Thog” Thogmartin from Big Brother looking hella shocked

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

These gay flowers are pretty rad, too

A liatris / Gayfeather flower starting to bloom

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Y’all, look at the new growth on my new Japanese Maple 🥹 She’s so cute #QueLoves

A bloodgood Japanese maple tree showing new red leaves

A bloodgood Japanese maple tree showing new red leaves barely budding out

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A bitch still went outside today 😭😭😭😭 it’s not amazing & my brain isn’t braining 🫠 #QueProblems

A screenshot from the Wunderground app showing the current conditions in Beaverton, Oregon. The temperature shows 100° Fahrenheit

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This is ridiculous. I have too many plants, and I think I’ve developed something akin to trichotillomania, but with grass 😬🫣 #QueProblems

A screenshot shot from my Fitbit app showing the number of steps I took today. It shows 30.016 steps

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There was some intense tomato plant growth tho. I assumed that would happen bc we had a heat wave

A tomato plant in a pot. This photo shows the growth of the same plant in the first picture

A raised garden bed with vegetable plants

A raised garden bed with vegetable plants, showing growth from the last photo

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Same tray. A week apart. Wild world. (I have dozens of other little pods that all died 😢)

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Que playing the most important games

A screenshot of a slot
Machine game called kitty glitter

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Also, can someone who might actually know shit about fuck tell me if I need to amputate. I just noticed my gardenia has an owie. Split down the middle there. Do I need to cut it off to save her life? Cut one half? Will she heal?!? 😭 help #Gardening #QueProblems

A gardenia plant that’s sad and floppy in the middle

A gardenia plant, showing a closeup on a spilt in a branch

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I’ve never planted anything from seed! (Except maybe some sunflowers in like 1987) I feel like I just invented fire! I’M A MAGICIAN! A REAL WITCH! Who knew, Mono Won?!!!? 😆 (I also have a tremor & twitch a lot, so I may have put a few too many seeds in some places 😬)

A tray of soil with some seedlings popping out

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

OH! AND! My dead AF tree. The one that got cut down. The tree that was rotting and hollow inside. The tree that I’ve hacked at & drilled holes into: She’s a zombie now #QueProblems

Tree roots of a nearly dead tree that was cut down, with holes drilled into them, trying to grow back

Silk Tree greenery growing out of a very rough patch of its former self

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Y’all. I’ve lost my mind. I planted like 35 bulbs. I have maybe 60 seed pods going. I put in a raised garden bed & have peppers & tomatoes happening. Cucumbers are hatching. I put a new tree in the ground. I have flowers everywhere. Idk what happened to me. A bitch is tired. #QueProblems

A backyard patio with grass and various trees in the background. There’s a raised garden bed with some vegetable plants, a variety of potted plants, piles of rocks, and seedling happening

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Woke up with a cat in between my legs. He never does this. IDK if he’s scared I’m going to take him somewhere for more torture or if he’s cold since he just lost 57.6 pounds of fur 😭 poor guy #Cats #GingerCats #QueProblems

A once fluffy orange cat on a green blanket. He’s sleeping in between my legs, and he has a fresh lion haircut

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This was literally taped to my wall 🫣

Drew Barrymore in Playboy in the mid 90s

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Jacqueline @upuque.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Walter had to get another haircut. We went with the floof ball tail this time 😆😭🥰 #Cats #GingerCats

A fluffy orange cat with a fresh Lion haircut

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