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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Merman Thommy is now my official head cannon for Modern AU Ed.
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docufan.bsky.social @docufan.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Stede meeting Ed at a house party #funny #ofmd #stedebonnet #edteach #meetcute
Baseball cap with caption
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unpopular culture 🏴‍☠️ @unpopularculture.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
For today's prompt, I have a WWDITS AU... 🧵
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
So, I went to search for the room on The Revenge that was like for non-humans thats in the first episode that I remembered and Googles AI bs had this at the top. WTF.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
fun fact: ao3 has a dislike button
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Tummy.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If an (amazing) show canceled this long ago can come back, I will continue to hold out hope for Our Flag Means Death. #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'd put this in my mouth.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If someone organized this, I would absolutely donate. Im just too lazy to do the crowd funding.
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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Do you like monsterfucking and weird dicks and holes and thinking about what it means to be a person and also fuck? CHECK OUT MY CREATURE FEATURE FICS! archiveofourown.org/works?commit...
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. 

Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
HELP
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 19/11/2025
'tis the season for my favorite holiday painting the garden of xmas delights by hAIronymus botsch
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 17/11/2025
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
1/🎃 Please have this, the first panel of my Ed & Stede Halloween Couples Costume Adventure comic. I’ll post the rest in this thread as I finish. CW: even dumber jokes yet to come! #OFMD #OFMDfanart #comics
First panel of a grayscale comic. Ed and Stede are front and center at a Halloween Party, a large crowd of vaguely costume figures fill the panel behind them. Stede is wearing a tight fitting sweater vest over a patterned button up shirt with khaki trousers. Perched on his face is a pair of horn rim glasses and a mildly bitchy expression aimed to the right at Ed.

Ed is outfitted in a curious mishmash of a costume. Resting on his head like space helmet is a large Venus fly trap-like mask with the mouth agape revealing large rows of teeth and Ed’s sheepish smile. The rest of Ed’s costume is as follows: a mesh crop top with two leaves artfully pinned over his nipples, fishnet stockings, opera gloves where the hands are actually two smaller Venus fly trap puppet heads, and a large cylindrical can of “Maxwell House Coffee” in place of a skirt stuffed with giant leaves and twisty vines that dangle.

The dialogue bubble in the image read:

Stede: Ed, when you said that you wanted to dress up for this party as “Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors”…

Ed: Heh. Did I forget to mention the “II”?
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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Always kinda sad getting to the end of a good podfic. Kninjaknitter's reading is always so enjoyable. This one was "Restructuring" by Elapsedspiral, who sadly hasn't posted a fic in a while. Their fics are so good!
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Jerry Williams! @greatersapien.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A great march in Portland! #nokings
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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️ #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
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Lizzy Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If this ain’t the most modern Gentlebeard thing ever I don’t know what is
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹 This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨ Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌 youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
youtu.be
No Cats In The Library 🐱📚 | Reading Rainbow 📖 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​
YouTube video by Kidzuko
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This would heal me.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Post you from a different era. 27 years old. Just moved to Wyoming for grad school with no set place to live. Ended up staying in a friend's family carpet workshop in Gillette until we could get into an apartment in Laramie. Friend took us caving in the Tongue River cave.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
OK, who scheduled a 20 hour AO3 down time on the day Im having surgery? Don't people know I need my comfort fics? (Yes, yes, I can download them, but my brain knows its not the same.)
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
As a bisexual moron, I unironically love this take.
Screenshot of a Tumblr text post with a reblog adding to it.

Transcript:

OP (weaver-z):
"St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON"

Reblog (thedurvin):
"See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON"
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cappy @cappyy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
meme of a woman eating looking at a picture of Rhys Darby with the text: woman takes shirt half hour break from hating men to look at a picture of Rhys Darby for three hours
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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
On a quest for a little treat 🧁 #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath (+ a short story on my old beloved jeans demanding a new embroidery patch)
Two sketches of modern day version of Ed. 
In the first one, Ed is wearing a dark grey wash tshirt with a soda graphic tucked into a pair of caramel coloured pleated pants. His socks and sneakers are grey with greyish pink details. He has accessorized with mottled brown sunglasses, a pearl and warm coloured beads necklace, a gold necklace, several piercings, macaron earrings, bracelets with lemons and pink nail polish. Ed carries a crossbody bag full of charms, and he's reaching into it with his left hand. He's holding a we bare bears sparkly drinking cup on his right hand.

The second sketch is Ed in the same outfits, but the pants are a pair of dual coloured jeans. Ed's body is turned away as he leans down to pick up grocery bags, and he's peeking over his shoulder in surprise because his jeans have just ripped right across his left buttcheek.
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Lacey 🏴‍☠️💜 @pirate-degen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
LETS GO SLUTS!! 🏴‍☠️💜 #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #SaveOFMD
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This truly magical (unhinged) art should be used to baptize new fans when they join Bluesky.
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tuka @shinytuka.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
more mermaid AU with kraken-mermaid ed after his bf left him </3 #ofmd
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yes.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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ella helen ellen ♡🏴‍☠️🍊 @rocketlollyart.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
who remembers this little guy? #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Offering Top Quality Education since 2022. Your Future Awaits!
A picture of Stede, Ed, and Zheng with Ed smiling makes up the top portion of the graphic. The colors used are purple and white, and the graphic looks like a college brochure. 

The title reads: David Jenkins School Course Guide. Underneath the image, the text reads: Striving for In(accuracy)

Get Inspired by our wide variety of programs:
History - Medicine - Geography - Magic Pharmacology - Science & Research - Biology - Archeology - Sewing - Continuity - Gaydar - Fashion Design - Sex Furniture - Event Planning - Nursery Rhymes - Gardening - Military Strategy - Home Renovation - Realism - Navigation - Eclipses - Custody & Court Timelines - Zoology - Wild West - Pride Month Organisation - The 70s Porn Industry - Sociology - Psychological Theory - Culinary Arts - Come Volume - Sailing - Being A Merman - Earthquakes - Anthropology
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Seconding this needing to be a fic.
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The Reluctant Rose @reluctantrose.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hey, Crew. I've seen a lot of folks expressing feelings of embarrassment at their own reactions to the auction. "I thought I was over this" or "I shouldn't be so sad". But I'm here to say that NO ONE should be sorry to feel deeply about something. And yeah, it's about a show, but not /entirely/. 🧵
A pink card with black gothic text that says, "Why did this auction make me so sad?"
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Lancer 🐺🏹 @lancerstiler.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
You can't defend gore, violent, gruesome media without defending sex and erotic media. Both go hand in hand, there's eroticism in the grotesque, theres horror in the sensual. Your "purity" about sex won't save you if you think making war is better than making love
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YouMustDraw @draw-just-draw.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
EEEEEE!!!! It's here! Thank you SO much to @andylehnsherr.bsky.social for creating such a lovely fic to my exact specifications and for the *unbelievable* amount of patience she had with me during this whole process🙇
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon 2026 @happydaiz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The podfic of Rhapsody in Teal by @xoxoemynn.bsky.social inspired by art by @merryfinches.bsky.social, 20mins She’s resplendent in the shop window, all in teal, a delicate florette at her shoulders, gold ribbons dangling over her hips. She is exquisite. Stede bites back a moan. Fuck, he wants her.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is the cutest fic. Please read if you haven't.
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Frog @sweetteamotion.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
tRUsT nO oNe #ofmd #art
A digital artwork of Ed from OFMD's back, with a large back tattoo of a skull and crying snakes. A bridal veil, slightly bloodied in one corner, covers him entirely. In one hand rested over his shoulder, he holds two gold rings, one with three diamonds and the other with one emerald. The background is a pure dark brown, almost black. The artist's signature (hi, that's me) is above his shoulder.
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Katie C @spiffykt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm thinking this Pride about how I've been able to make a whole bundle of pretty unusual life choices with basically no pushback because of people before me who were willing to be the weirdo.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
once again I must tap my own sign
@clairewillett

honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion

6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020
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Andrea @unresolvedsexul.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is such a perfect Bitchy Stede fic.
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em 🌩️🦊 @slightestwind.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
for #ofmdzineweek, extracts from the sketchbook of edward teach, scout's watch fire lookout, summer 2022
front and back pages of a zine. they are on brown card, the front cover designed to look like a "field notes" notebook. cover is labelled with "scout's watch - 2022. e. Teach".
the back cover has two small illustrations of fire lookout towers in the bottom two corners, connected with a dotted line with a heart in the middle.layout of page 2 and 3 of the zine.
page 2 is torn squared paper that reads:
"Queen Anne Ntnl. Forest
south one - scout's watch -> door code 091717
south two - twin oaks
2022 season - stede bonnet (year one)
radio freq - 4
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north one - cliffside
2022 - jim jimenez
radio freq - desktop 2
north two - estuary peak
2022 - olu boodhari
radio freq - desktop 3"

page 3 is a painted illustration of a sunset over a lake in portrait orientation. it is all orange and red tones with silhouette trees and rocks.pages 3 and 4 of the zine.
page 3 is squared paper with an in-progress game of battleships. there are doodles in pencil all over the page, and a game of noughts and crosses.
page 4 is a landscape colour painting of a fire lookout in the distance, the foreground is rocks and grassland with some trees. the sky is shades of blue with a few clouds.page 5 and 6
page 5 is a landscape watercolour painting of a rocky canyon. in the background are green hills. the sky is a light blue colour with hints of green and yellow.
page 6 is a series of scribbled notes including:
a shopping list for the 10th june:
sugar - 1kg, mixed nuts, tortilla chips, kettle chips, apples/pears, tea - normal and mint, cholula (orig)
a starred note: stede resupply 14th.
a highlighted note: check cashe #492 fire damage
a doodle of a forest service cache in pencil.
note *handrail @ overlook broken - temp fix, needs replacing.
a highlighted note: bg recycling for resupply crew!
shopping list for aug 12th:
rice, tuna, veg stock, eggs?? sugar, coke
a note surrounded by a box:
do i think i could fall in love with someone i've never met?!! fucking hell.
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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Omg can someone do an #ofmdzineweek that’s a mean girls style burn book on the crew by izzy
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