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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 11h

I’ll allow Electric Bugaloo jokes of I have reason to believe the speaker has seen both Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2. Otherwise I insist on the format that starts 2_____ 2______ and continues through the rest of The Fast and The Furious mega saga.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Do graphic novels increase literacy? Not in your opinion. However, in my reality, I was automatically placed in an Ancient Greek class in high school because my literacy was top of the class and they thought I was a genius. No, I just read x-men

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“This is a very big and important announcement.”

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah the Hittites are pretty chill I guess, but it bugs me they almost never Text.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“*Better known for other work.”

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*Extremely Urkel voice* Did A.I. do that?

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don’t tell me what the warty boys are doin’

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

…but to answer your first question, my brother just quit his job on Wall Street to become a haberdasher, and I’m trying to be supportive.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When I was a kid the doctors just shrugged and said it was probably a gland thing.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called chronic acid reflux. Maybe you’ve GERD of it.

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Max Roser @maxroser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The share of children who died before they were 5 years old in 1950 and 75 years later. Africa: 33% ↘ 6% Asia: 25% ↘ 2.5% Oceania: 9.3% ↘ 2% Latin America: 21% ↘ 1.5% Northern America: 3.8% ↘ 0.6% Europe: 10.5% ↘ 0.4% Globally: 23% ↘ 3.5%

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Area halfwit thinks “efficiency” is the key pitch for democracy.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My favourite ‘60s group, The Supremes.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is actually a use-case I understand. It’s like using a pre-Gen character in D&D instead of rolling your own, because you want to plan the game with your friends but don’t actually care much about the specifics.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

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darude snowstorm @darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" forgot to mention "unless you have bronchitis" and now I need an inhaler for these

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump administration is now calling the horse Super-clever Hans.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“The charts” are also a bubble.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Print magazine about mass-culture music has opinions about people who don’t listen to terrestrial radio?

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Things I know about the head of the company I work for: His favourite movie is The Godfather He likes to quote Winston Churchill Basic-bitch tastes for a CEO, but that’s a good movie, those are good quotes. Today on an employee engagement webcast, he said his favourite book is Atlas Shrugged.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just experienced what has to be one of the peak culinary experiences imaginable: Toronto region corporate back-office multicultural potluck. My god.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

After a long walk across the. Scottish Borders landscape, I am at Abbotsford, home of Sir Walter Scott. I can’t decide whether it looks more like Stately Wayne Manor or the X-Mansion.

Onlique angle of a stone stately home, non symmetrical, with many peaks and chimneys and a few small turrets nestled amongst green rolling hills, speckled with copses of deep green trees. It is overcast but not misty.

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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.

A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anyway, Homer is obviously from the bourgeois capitalist class since he controls the means of production (he canonically owns the Denver Broncos)

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Adam West would never escape the shadow of this show, but he's one of television's best leading men. So earnest and funny, with a kind of paternal touch, as if, in his technicolor glory, he's trying to lend an olive branch to 60s counterculture. A beautiful square.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Who will write the Mr. Beast/James Patterson novel?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.

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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*Yeah, that was a stampede-panic cyberwar gambit that managed to kill 80 innocent people for the sake of embarrassing the government of Spain *Could happen again tomorrow www.cbsnews.com/news/spain-r...

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Spain's leader says Russia and Israel fueled Ceuta migrant crisis "disinformation"

Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez says "networks linked both to Russia and to Israel" helped spread rumors about immigration "to attack Europe and divide it."

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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026

re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

*Calvin’s dad meme* The two types of art are Ska and Pro Wresting. Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? Pro Wrestling. Urinal mounted in an art gallery? Ska.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Thing about the Lake America nonsense is that Trump is basically trolling a provincial premier, not the PM. Also if he wanted to bother the highest proportion of Canadians, he should have gone with “Lake Toronto”.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good for Do The Right Thing era Rosie Perez!

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'll be teaching twenty Gr 3 students this fall. This partial back-to-school order would cost $290.38 through my school board and $668.98 at Staples. #DougFord loves talking tough about protecting us from Tr*mp, but he's taking $60M out of public education and handing it to an 🇺🇸 company. #OntEd

A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples.

A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples.

The total for the school board is $290.38.
The total for Staples is $668.98.

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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

When SUPERMAN VS THE KLAN OF THE FIREY CROSS aired on the 1940s radio show, actual Klansmen quit the organization after the humiliation of seeing their children "smash the Klan" in their make-believe backyard games. This has got to be just as fucking humiliating.

Jan 6th traitor and White Supremacist Jake Lang cowers before getting sonned by actual Spider-Man.
Photo by Chris Juhn

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Scarface. He has the best sidekick.

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oh you all thought it was cute when it was Wayland Smithers. But now it’s Natalie Harp you have a problem?

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 13/08/2026

cannot get over The Guardian frontpage right now

Headline says: Polls close in Clacton byelection where Nigel Farage faces slew of fringe candidates

Features a close-up shot of a garbage bin, and also Count Binface

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Strictly Canadian version. People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: If you ask any girl from the parish around

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Outer G.O.R.D.s @unrealgord.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hephaustus wannabe builds statue of Prometheus.

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