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Jessie D. Wolfe

@unitdwolf.bsky.social
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Just your local Big Bad Wolfess here to huff, puff and blow you up!

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Kkoa: The Director's Cut @kkoalt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watch your step and careful with what you eat! don't wanna end up like the ones before you
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So Thanquol has finally been added to total war Warhammer 3 and now all I can think about is how that rat needs to be a landscape-dominating blimp.
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Devteam Drifter @devteam-drifter.itch.io · 01/09/2026
The guards and bandits have been at each other's throats for months! Isn't it about time the common folk do something about it?! Check out the latest in Vaster Tapestries: PEASANTS! devteam-drifter.itch.io/vaster-tapes...
A hand covered in a simple leather glove with a rope wrist wrap points over a tabletop game map of a town square. On the map are different species of anthropomorphized animal folk at different sizes, including depictions of Inflation, Weight Gain, and Muscle size kink. Text reads: "Vaster Tapestries: The Peasants Are Revolting" near the top, and "An NPC Token Pack for Expansive Tabletop" on the bottom.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having a weird day at work. I've been doing too good a job. It seems. People have been making their appointments and all that happy shit and we're scheduled out to the end of the year. Management is out and so I've been told to stop like 1/3rd of my job until they meet.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a good fried chicken place near here. All I got is KFC and quite possibly the worst popeyes in the state.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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Møtif (Alex) @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, everyone!
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Shibadoodles @shibadoodles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coyote vs Roadrunner blimpy ending!🎈 Now instead of falling down he can't stop reaching the top x3
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Ian-exe @ian-exe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wile E Coyote is clearly having a blast! trying out the new soda from ACME Dont worry toons always bounce back and might try some more soda later ;)
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Asked my pal Unit for ideas to draw big Wile E. Coyote and he suggested "a big balloon-stuffed coyote struggling not to detonate" and I happily obliged!
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always happy to see waff ass making the rounds~
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Patacon🔞 comms CLOSED @patacon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
new slots avaliable! pls read b4 sending ur form, thank you! forms.gle/ZwuB5rezDLVc... forms.gle/ZwuB5rezDLVc... forms.gle/ZwuB5rezDLVc...
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fixed price: 120 US dollars base(may increase if the character design is too complex)+ 75 extra char (max 3) includes a flat color background, and a a transparent alt +250 for a background , i have a...
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Settling into my new role as a shadowy influencer/advisor. Sneaking about in the dark. Emerging from the shadows to be that devil on your shoulder. Pressing my muzzle to your ear before whispering "But what if he had massive hips~" before retreating back into the darkness.
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Teaselbone @teaselbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He just wanted to be full!
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's nice to be at a point in my life where I can just have pizza.
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unit's "kindly" giving Oxide some lessons on big bad waff stuff, today's lesson is Huff N' Puffery, followed by a POP quiz~ Featuring @unitdwolf.bsky.social
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 14/05/2026
this video fucking kills me
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I find it extremely depressing that shit like this KEEPS COMING UP and the go-to response is always "Yeah the Nazis and child porn is bad but my friends are there and we just don't give enough of a shit to stand by our principles and move anywhere less awful"
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hmnn. Rat balloons~
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🔞Nabb-kun🔞 Tayku’s 🩲 FORM @nabb-kun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is Wile 😔
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People have been linking all the big Wile E art they've been seeing at me and I'm so happy about that. I'm glad more people can see the vision. I have been validated. Wile E can get it. "It" being several hundred thousand PSI of hydrogen gas.
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man. Really feeling that poverty trauma. I've got income to buy shit I need now, like a new keyboard. I got it ordered and I'm like "But do I really need it? The current one's still functional" But it isn't. Like half the buttons don't depress anymore and it double-types letters like crazy.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Adding on to this. Pay attention to the syntax of your friends. Scammers are lazy fucks and most won't bother to imitate individual manners of communication. If someone who usually speaks in complete sentences comes at you speaking txt shorthand, be suspicious.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think the thing I like most about playing DnD is that I can use it to explore various aspects of myself and my life I otherwise might not. And a lot of my more recent DND critters reflect that.
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Lockheed Skunk @lockheedskunk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm actually a bit surprised it took this long, 'cause Wile E Coyote's been a LONG time fave of mine! I wanted to draw him in his natural habitat: riding atop his own hubris. I have yet to see the movie but planning on correcting that soon, and you should too!
Wile E Coyote riding atop a rocket just about to plummet downward off a cliff, looking towards the camera with an expression of imminent demise.
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🔞 Zansatsu 🔞 @2weird2weird.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Give more men asses fatter than a house. Send.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bit of a slow day at work today. AMA!
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ over-performed at the box office by opening with $15.5M • Film was tracking for a $12-$14M debut • Biggest opening for Ketchup Entertainment • Third biggest opening for Looney Tunes film
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TummyTeaser @tummyteaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YEAY! I finished this comic just in time for the opening weekend of Coyote vs Acme! So I was inspired by this one scene in the Roadrunner & Coyote cartoons involving earthquake pills www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sai... And of course me being me, I thought "What if they were weight gain pills instead?"
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All of these are true but if you really need a reason, that last one is probably the most important to you, personally. Musk might be a fucking moron but the algo for the app and the monsters tuning it aren't. Propaganda works via brute force even if you're aware of it. It's fucking you up.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
See this is why you don't order ACME products. There's no safety equipment, the shut-off valves are faulty, and there's always some toon lurking around, eager to make your plot backfire, as Wile E here is finding out~
Wile E Coyote blown up to the size of a blimp, looming in the sky
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey furries? Stop supporting this awful company.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Slow day at work. Ask me questions about these two~
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's fun to think about the implications of waff.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spending all my downtime at work thinking VERY hard about waff blimps.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also. Do your part. Support coyote vs. Acme. Draw Wile E the size of a Zeppelin. 🫵🐺🧨
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kinda thankful for this job currently. Feeling like crap and moving slower than I usually do. And nobody's bothering me over it. I feel like I bought a lot of good will with how I operate normally.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finally got the ball rolling on some big Wile E art and excited to get it done today. Nobody can accuse me of not doing my part~
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Blimps.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Several people I wanna sketch up round but have no time for. One of the days that having a full time job kinda blows haha
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kind of a slow day at work. Ask me things!
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Y'know what! Lets have a go~
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me sitting on you, pinning you under wolf ass while lighting a bundle of TNT. This is how the waff flirts.
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Jessie D. Wolfe @unitdwolf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man sometimes the commission grind is frustrating. "Hay we need a poster like this one that advertises our business and what we do" "Oh okay just let me know what you want yours to say or highlight instead and I'll get right on it!" Crickets. For weeks.
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Queen Delrose @hotcakehound.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Been wanting to doodle @unitdwolf.bsky.social for a while now so I did these as a warm up #furry #furryart #queendelroseart
An anthropomorphic cartoon wolf in a military jacket holding a cartoonishly large bomb while holding a match stick in her hand. To her side is a face portrait of her with TNT sticks in her mouth with the text "This is how we flirt in toon world!"
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