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Unfunny the Clown

@unfunnyfella.bsky.social
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The Social Media page where I complain to no one... 18 | Musician | Clown | Canadian | 18+ account, Minors DNI

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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 8h
I’m being pushed too much femboy content. Im sick of it. (Pic unrelated, I just thought it went hard.)
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nihilism is when snake eat its own ass.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Genuinely, if anyone in and around North Vancouver plays trench crusade. Send me a message because this game is fun as hell, and I need to play it again!!!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally got to play trench crusade again on the weekend… absolute blast of a game… but I’m just so hungry for MORE!!! Here’s the pics btw:
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly yeah… like I keep my public identity away from my home life because I know that, though my parents say they’re allies and such. The way they talk means that they’re going to say hateful things weather they mean it or not (probably not, but they’re “‘70s” people, it barely counts).
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my god… I really did cause one of my friends to transition didn’t I. If it hadn’t’ve been for me, she’d have never played Disco Elysium. And Disco Elysium made her find out she’s trans.
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Gingy707 @gingy707.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is an energy to this pic that compels me to save it everytime I see it.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They say God rewards us with heaven if we live a good life… but I think… the real reward is the life we get to live on this earth, in this universe. And what a reward it is. Sure it’s only temporary, but you can’t be number 1. In the world at something forever.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m 19. And though I am anxious about the fact that I’ve only got half a life left to live… I’ve got half a life left to live… and half a life is a long time… and I’m gonna make the best of it. I will be an artist, I will be a parent, I will be a teacher, and I will live… despite it all.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They say that, from a human perception standpoint. Due to the fact that you graduate highschool and that the years seem to speed up as your get older and get stuck in the repetitiveness of having a job, 18-20 is about the mid point of your life.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It looks a bit like Mike
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Asgore Undertale Smirking
ALT: Asgore Undertale Smirking
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prolly good to get a detox from apps like these every once in a while. Take care!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You ever realize that you’re already dead? Like that you are basically just slowly filling the gaps between now and oblivion. It’s already happened. No matter what comes after, it’s the one thing about your life that is pre-determined. And that means that it has already happened.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone setting off fireworks in North Vancouver?
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why couldn’t we have come up with a better flag. This hurts to look at.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do I want to die? I want to live until the age of 210, which is about as far as the human mind can go before turning into mush… And then I want to be torn apart by ravenous dogs. Or just die… of disease.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was he edited in in post?
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Books Ireland @booksireland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a fraudulent email circulating inviting people on to Burning Books. They don't ask for money immediately, but will invoice you at a later stage in the process, so a more elaborate scam than we've become used to—so please be aware, avoid, and if in doubt, contact us directly.
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Karl, Man of Birch, Streamer of Man. @karlthederanged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have this lel
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I say “queer or not” that doesn’t discount those people maybe transitioning in the future. Idk, I’m not them.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s funny. I wouldn’t say it here because I knew a lot of guys, queer and not, who looked like that in highschool. But I’ve seen a lot of Before And After transition timelines where before the person looked kinda like ghoul and after they looked like a regular person with a 9-5.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favorite 40k faction is the one that’s winning.
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Redmanphill @redmanphill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been working on some district walls for #TraitorsToll for ages! Finally got them finished over the weekend. I really wanted to conjure some #OldHammer feeling with these and I think I managed that. I still haven’t played a game yet sadly… #nerdlings #wargaming #warhammercommunity
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extra large coffee today because I wanted to smoke some weed, but I have a self-promise to only smoke weed or drink alcohol once a month, and I already drank a cannabis soda 8 days ago.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever since I finished painting up all three of my Trench Crusade armies, I’ve been ITCHING to play the game! Here’s my two heretic forces. #trenchcrusade
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He just like me fr
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading Fahrenheit 451 made me Genderfluid.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s just how Duncan Trussel dresses when he goes on podcast shows. Look, I don’t like Joe Rogan, but the one thing I do know is that Duncan Trussel basically does something like this every time he’s on that guy’s show too.
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Garrot @garrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
parole officer
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like both of these theories, and I feel like you could combine them into a belief that young Dess and Kris probably had a similar relationship (at least in the eyes of the flowers) to Aqua and Seth. And also that, possibly, they had the Blue Soul of Patience and the Purple of Perseverance.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a Deltarune theory today that posited that Dess Was Human, and gave a good bit of evidence, one of which being unused Noelle dialogue when it came to Seth’s Glasses… I also saw another theory posited by a Comic artist that Kris actually had a Teal soul before the Red One took over.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But I won’t let it… gluttony is addiction, it’s a sin you can forgive yourself for. And so I must use and not abuse, I will drink and partake in moderation. My guts ache… and I feel sickened by my age.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m 19 now… I sit here, the first day of adulthood… it’s all gonna go by so quickly, I know it. One day I’ll just blink and be in the hospital dying of old age. I’m sad, I’m pained. I bought weed soda and didn’t drink it… I feel sick having done it, like it’s a bad change. Gluttony might take me
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As of recent, I’ve been working on skeletons
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just find it weird that it happens when I have beard-growth… like that seems quite manly and yet it causes some weird reaction in my brain where I see myself as a girl. And it also doesn’t apply to moustache hair… idk, moustaches are for everybody.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not like I don’t want to be a girl at all. I think being a girl for weeks or months at a time will probably be a fun thing I do in the future. But it’s just kinda a quick fright that interferes with my current identity as a Man.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a genderfluid person. I’ve recently had to start accepting a thing I’m calling “Girl Days” where, when I don’t keep myself clean and well shaven, my brain convinces me that I am a girl. It usually immediately goes away once I’ve shaven.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I think like this.. but then I remember that all my uni friends are just as, if not more immature people in their mid to late twenties… and I feel fine being slightly immature at my age.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ITS A LESSER OF TWO EVILS SITUATION…. It’s like… I dunno… the TWO WARS THE SETTING DRAWS IT’S INSPIRATION FROM!!!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
- the Americans… who got such an ego boost from WW2 that they went on to do a bunch of failure murder wars, and when they got justification to do more murder wars… they did. - the Soviets… who concurred most of Eastern Europe for the glory of Stalin.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like you look at world war 2. Who was in world war 2? - the N*zis… who were Social Darwinist, Fascist, Genocidal maniacs who forcefed their soldiers amphetamines and wanted to conquer all of Eastern Europe for the glory of white people. - the Brits… who were subjugating the Indians at the time.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The people who get mad about how trench crusade is a “There Are No Good Guys” universe have no media literacy. Like sure, the Church and the Iron Sultanate are fighting hell… but they’re empires. And they do weird occult sacrificial rituals and brainwashing and other kinda evil stuff to get there.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Helps the youngest director ever produce his hit movie, making A24 the most they've ever gotten from a release. Immediately becomes evil.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same here. The only games I’d say the opposite is true are X and Y, I feel Like Calem is way too basic of a design (even though you can change hairstyles and clothes and such, it’s still to basic for me).
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There's like music and stuff too
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“What shocked billions of American…”
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 10/09/2026
in kirkest day, in kirkest night
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