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Unfunny the Clown

@unfunnyfella.bsky.social
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The Social Media page where I complain to no one... 18 | Musician | Clown | Canadian | 18+ account, Minors DNI

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Karl, Man of Birch, Streamer of Man. @karlthederanged.bsky.social · 21h
Have this lel
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 3h
My favorite 40k faction is the one that’s winning.
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Redmanphill @redmanphill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been working on some district walls for #TraitorsToll for ages! Finally got them finished over the weekend. I really wanted to conjure some #OldHammer feeling with these and I think I managed that. I still haven’t played a game yet sadly… #nerdlings #wargaming #warhammercommunity
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extra large coffee today because I wanted to smoke some weed, but I have a self-promise to only smoke weed or drink alcohol once a month, and I already drank a cannabis soda 8 days ago.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever since I finished painting up all three of my Trench Crusade armies, I’ve been ITCHING to play the game! Here’s my two heretic forces. #trenchcrusade
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading Fahrenheit 451 made me Genderfluid.
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Garrot @garrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
parole officer
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a Deltarune theory today that posited that Dess Was Human, and gave a good bit of evidence, one of which being unused Noelle dialogue when it came to Seth’s Glasses… I also saw another theory posited by a Comic artist that Kris actually had a Teal soul before the Red One took over.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m 19 now… I sit here, the first day of adulthood… it’s all gonna go by so quickly, I know it. One day I’ll just blink and be in the hospital dying of old age. I’m sad, I’m pained. I bought weed soda and didn’t drink it… I feel sick having done it, like it’s a bad change. Gluttony might take me
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a genderfluid person. I’ve recently had to start accepting a thing I’m calling “Girl Days” where, when I don’t keep myself clean and well shaven, my brain convinces me that I am a girl. It usually immediately goes away once I’ve shaven.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The people who get mad about how trench crusade is a “There Are No Good Guys” universe have no media literacy. Like sure, the Church and the Iron Sultanate are fighting hell… but they’re empires. And they do weird occult sacrificial rituals and brainwashing and other kinda evil stuff to get there.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There's like music and stuff too
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 10/09/2026
in kirkest day, in kirkest night
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We carry the flag
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is a great evil that is coming. I can feel it. I don’t know what it is, but it is there. Humanity needs to fight back against it before it comes. We must be ready. Because when it does come, cities will fall and people will die.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This bear won’t quit
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s back
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How Majestic. This bear eats my trash.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw Weird Al live tonight. Blast of a show!!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just got an AI advertisement telling you to drink half a cup of Hydrogen peroxide before you sleep in order to lose weight. Hydrogen peroxide, or H2O2… Is Bleach. This AI advertisement is telling you to drink half a cup of Bleach.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I've never met a skinny bisexual" - RIP Tim Curry
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(WIP) Skeleton Prussian army for Trench Crusade (And yes, the image has several soldiers in Bavarian caps, I just didn’t want to fork over the extra money for a second kit.) #trenchcrusade #trenchghosts
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don Hertzfeldt's World of Tomorrow trilogy is a fucking trip... I got that feeling... the "I just watched peak and I don't know weather to go to sleep in stunned silence or cry in the corner of my room" feeling. I think I'm gonna go cry in the corner of my room now...
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I can’t use [insert model here] anymore in my Warhammer army” dude, I’ve been playing OPR and all of my opponents have been using their Warhammer minis in the game.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t want to ever play European WW2 wargames. I’ll buy the models so I have conversion bits (side note: WW2 British and Japanese bits are great for trench crusade and other games like it.) it’s just that… the German models exist. Idk, the idea of painting ww2 Germans grosses me out.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I gotta paint the rest of my OPR army. They’re very uniform and repetitive, so I am thinking of just saying to myself “when you play 40k in the future, and you’re painting Necrons, it’s gonna be even more repetitive”.. I say this even though I probably won’t ever play 40k ever.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Canker sore under my tongue making my mouth feel like a big iron needle has gone through my ear canal, into my mouth, through my gums, and all the way through my tongue.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got high and watched the lightning storm last night. That was fun.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s beginning to thunder in Vancouver
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He has Gaster face syndrome and uses his hands when talking…
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Breaking news… period cramps are found to be caused by Muslim Communist Queers from New York Citay. In other news, General Genocide teams up with the extremely contraversial Commandant Kill to “i dunno, bring peace to some sort of war-torn region or something?”
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
J. Jonah Jamison in the Jojo’s Universe: Finally!! With my Stand, [NEWS OF THE WORLD], I can finally convince everyone in New York to hate that Web Head as much as I do!!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went to the dentist’s the other day, and probably because of that and the smoke in the air, my mouth feels like it’s been acupunctured
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Done! #trenchcrusade
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Decided to redo my Communicant for Trench Crusade. It’s funny, my New Antioch warband is technically complete, but I keep modding it. Meanwhile, the leaders for my two heretic armies stand without troops, and a group of Kitbashed trench pilgrims sit unpainted on my desk.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When Horus Heresy shattered Ageof Sigmar’s Warhammer into forty thousand prices, that’s when we knew the Old World was over and the Bloodbowl had begun. Middle Earth Strategy Battle game
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every sentence you’ve ever said is just a variation on the word “That”… Think about it
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This guy is NOT Siddhartha Gautama. He is Qici!!!! Get it right. One’s Buddha and the other is Budai
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Playin Blue Bossa on the piano rn. I’m trying SO HARD not to play the Balatro theme instead of improving a solo.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not complaining, but why is the Hobbit Fandom on Tumblr just... short person yaoi????
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don’t think you’d believe me if I said these models are for a trench crusade warband #trenchcrusade
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What if in chapter 6 of Deltarune, Sans’s house is just completely missing.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
His name is Mortarion and he joined the faction run by a deity of disease and decay… I LOVE FORESHADOWING!!!!
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Papyrus is actually the knight because Dess is human and she died and rotted away and all that was left was her REALLY COOL SKELETON! And then she transitioned into a he.
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Unfunny the Clown @unfunnyfella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My friend played Disco Elysium… now they’re questioning their gender identity. When will people learn that Disco Elysium changes your brain chemistry.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i frogort 2 post this one.... i lvoe her 😔🌼
doodle of matilda/hunter of hunters  from htp    pondering the number 10  the largest number
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