Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well 362661515
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 06/05/2026Write your book about some subject so obscure you can only research that shit on microfiche. The internet fucking sucks 18610
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/05/2026AINT SCARED !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0597208
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My hatred of the Penguins has resurrected like Mr. Trump on the third day. 010
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialMike Masnick @masnick.com · 31/03/2026It was just 24 days between when Zuck went on Rogan and talked about how "never again" would he suppress info based on gov't demands (misrepresenting those demands) and when he texted top gov't employee Elon Musk to say "we're all set up to take down info you want removed." I wrote about it here. 1433221087
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026This is Pulitzer shit right here. 18263671238
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Oh fuck yeah, that book rules ass. 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026That's all that matters. Every AEW show I've ever been to, which is plenty at this point, has been a blast. 110
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I legitimately just thought it was a mic issue and the crowd noise wasn't being picked up. Either way, it's a weird thing to be critical of. 110
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026What a burden to be stuck with the best music in pro wrestling. 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Yeah, like, we're not triggered. We just think you're a rube with bad taste. 1140
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I can't believe the LAPD isn't looking out for their people with their sterling record on such things. 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Happy birthday! I'm right behind you at 43. It's not so bad outside of the joint pain. 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Yeah, following the law stops you from ABDUCTING A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Except, of course, all the things they hid 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Here's to having the incredible paper copy of the Onion. 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Man, he's going to hit .210 this season, isn't he? 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Every time I think these guys can't possibly be bigger losers 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I have called that man The Onion Sandwich since the Aussie blog where they watched a football game for the first time because of Jarryd Hayne. They said he looks like he eats onion sandwiches. Just an incredible observation. 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025To use a quote from office space, why should we change when they're the ones who suck? It's easier to change the party than to invent a new one and gain traction. 120
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I legitimately can't even make a joke about this. 050
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I just don't get how so many people fell for his shit or are afraid of him. 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I once brought too many snacks with me on a work trip and my coworkers had to wait as they swabbed each and every one because they thought they might be bombs. 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Never in my life seen such a sad little turd as *checks notes* the richest guy. 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Me reading this and laughing like Sam Neil at the end of In the Mouth of Madness 040
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I legitimately did not bank on this many people being so incredibly stupid 060
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina 61269289
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Which passage in the Bible tells people to seek vengeance? 140
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that 16884031405
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 08/08/2025One of my best friend's sisters told me I'm racist because my wife is vegan. I've known her since she was 6 years old and she was friends with my wife. I don't even really understand her point to this day and just told her to enjoy her Internet points and blocked her. I don't have time for this shit 110
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Greg is the only thing that brings me joy on social media. 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025No, this will make me look like a muffin. 050
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I already love hot dogs; you don't have to sell me on eating them. 030
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I'm back after my 24-hour ban for...something? 000
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I can't believe torturing your significant other is bad, actually 020
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Her personality disorder is "total dickhead" 060
Reposted by @unexplainedbacn.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 25/06/2025i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up 9410350938
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt onAlt: a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on 0200
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The only thing I'm mean to when I'm high is a bag of chips. 012
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Why the fuck is a pastor tryna hang pubes 210
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Ludicrous that this is how I found out 010
unexplainedbacn.bsky.social @unexplainedbacn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I WONDER WHO IT WAS AT 3AM DURING A KETAMINE BINGE 0771