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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 2h
Eagles… LMAO
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 3h
Trump probably got his days mixed up and meant to make that announcement when the markets were open
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 8h
Those heavy winds you were hearing last night weren’t remnants of the hurricane, just the White Sox striking out
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 9h
Also, Dems at 52+ in the Senate is great in that Fetterman becomes irrelevant
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 9h
Desperation is a stinky cologne
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 19h
Pope’s pull with God on the line tonight
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 19h
I think they know Trump will still be president for 2 more years and will have to suck up as necessary
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 19h
Feel MLB made a mistake going with game tonight at same time as Georgia vs Bama
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 19h
As an overhyped loser, Arch Manning will fit right in with the Jets
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 20h
Crazy he’d go after Fox, but sanity isn’t his thing
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 21h
Damn
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 22h
Why weren’t missile interceptors simply used to st…. ohhhhh
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One successful Ukrainian bomb strike creates problems for both Trump and Putin. That’s good value
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you’re not holding the cards. Lmao
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Non-zero chance of a double switch if the Senate is 51-49 D after the midterms. Watching Fetterman ask if he can switch back if Murkowski pulls the trigger would be all kinds of funny.
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That diesel is throwing a high temperature tantrum. It clearly doesn't want to go to the US
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His district is nowhere near Syracuse, so he’d be crazy to show up
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Syracuse itself is in a very blue district. Around it are a couple ruby red ones. Big trouble if he feels the need to campaign in that area
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s go Rangers!!!! (Belated)
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this analysis is correct. Reports out of Russia for the last six weeks show huge diesel shortages and long lines of cars trying to get it. Russia doesn't have the diesel Trump says he's buying for them. This is all for another purpose, which is psy ops.
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Market manipulation before 4:00 on a Friday is his go to move. Russian ain’t selling their diesel, they need it themselves
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legacy media doing their damnedest to not convey the obvious wave coming, but the numbers plainly speak for themselves
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kristian's Awesome Amazing Reaction
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait… the Cowboys ended up losing? LMAO
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It really is mind blowing that this is entirely self inflicted
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Approve
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“This is what crowd out looks like.” - Jason Furman
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Public: "We want policies that won't raise costs!" Trump: "How about a public execution?"
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I won't shed a single tear for that guy, but this is a grotesque election stunt
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
American-taliban moniker is regularly looking more and more accurate
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite part of Trump's new diesel order?⁣ ⁣ It says truckers can use red-dye diesel that's earmarked for farmers, then it tells the government to make sure farmers have enough diesel.⁣ ⁣ Good luck with that. You can't make this stuff up. youtu.be/AqFtFkdhUo0
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump and the GOP would’ve been so much better off it he didn’t do a single thing after he was sworn in and only golfed every day the last 2 years
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s just trying to get the basiest part of his base to turn out at this point
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fairly certain Sun Tzu explained what’s going on a long, long time ago
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who could have predicted?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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I Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie Scene
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Panic! At The Thune PAC
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hassett:
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Man Plugs Cable in Airplane Control Room
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
it's Adam and Intelligence not Steve and Intelligence
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow! Who could've guessed that threatening to do more boom, booms in Iran would've driven up oil prices a bunch?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao. He’s so good at this
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wax museum figures appear to be melting
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twist: the entire crowd are protestors tonight
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But, sure… go ahead and try it
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Will Ferrell Says That's Dumb
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give us more credit than that
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doing more of what is losing you votes before the election instead of waiting until after it?
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Bold Strategy, Cotton: Dodgeball Meme
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a New Yorker, this is 100% correct
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