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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 5h
I love that we’re about to get a full month of balls to the wall negative campaign commercials against on the ropes Republicans
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Fatality Mortal Kombat
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 5h
Let’s go Rangers!!!! #NYR
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 8h
If the White Sox can make it to the playoffs after how far back they’ve been behind the last few years then the Democratic senate candidate can win in South Carolina
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 8h
For the love of god, please keep trotting this guy out as much as possible the next 5 weeks
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 11h
Sportsball teams with 2 similar names? Impossible
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 12h
tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 16h
Man, this guy truly sucks at everything his job entails
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 17h
Self inflicted and it was long obvious to anyone with a bit of common sense that this was coming
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 17h
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Austin Evans: Slightly Questionable Idea
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gentlemen… new response to a nagging wife just dropped
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brandt Laughing in The Big Lebowski
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrong on my guess. Always should guess nonsense rant. It’s always a nonsense rant
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn’t some guy named Obama already succeed in this endeavor?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read somewhere, don’t remember who said it, they might’ve just been planning on heisting diesel. That’d check out based on the authorities actions here
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, he’s desperate for even a hint of good news
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump is touting a diesel export ban and Goldman Sachs has produced a note to say why it’s a bad idea. Initially US diesel drops by $0.25 a gallon during the week of the ban, but that then pushes gas prices ⬆️ After the ban, global prices would still be higher due to lost US refinery output.
goldman Research
Sacns
Commodities Research
26 September 2026 | 11:50AM EDT
OIL ANALYST
Modeling Potential US Diesel Export Restrictions
Daan Struyven
draw five conclusions.
on US diesel prices as inventories build. We estimate that, initially while storage
under 4% of the current $6.5/gallon.
Texandra Paulu
2 evandra paulus fias comi
Goldman Sachs & Co. LLO
Yulia Zhestkova Grigsby
(648)445-905
production can mean downward pressure on gasoline production, i.e. upward
• Third, restrictions on US diesel exports would add upward pressure on ex-US
with prices elsewhere, including Europe, putting upward pressure on US diesel
• Gasoline markets are tightening rapidly.
would tighten ex-US gasoline markets.
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when all these Republicans voted to allow Trump to continue carrying on his war with Iran multiple times?
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My guess is a diesel export ban
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao, Cowboys 😂
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3-0 Raiders? 🤨
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t do this to me, D
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, thank god. I need a cigarette after this one
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
C’mon, defense
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Thank God Phew
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why, Knox? Why?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CJGJ!!!!!!
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Funny Cat Losing It
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s just not turn the ball over on this drive. Let’s just not do it
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell Bills
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tied, but still feel down by 3 scores
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Groot!!!!
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills being down only 7 points right now is astounding
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Play clocks at 0 are option now?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uniforms are absolutely cursed
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Entering need to score territory already
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how can the bills be expected to play well in these uniforms. they should change at halftime honestly.
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills boning themselves and now refs trying to bone the Bills more. Boo
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awful
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This start
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Snoopy Yawns with Tongue Out
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My god this is an awful start
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These gray jerseys are cursed. Change them immediately
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s go Buffalo!!!!
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe he mean ornaments. Probably sell them at White House gift shop
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Axios and Barak Ravid, eh?
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin’ Texans… in weekly pick ‘em
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Underpants Gnome @underpantsgnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2 weeks! Drink!
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At what point do these corporations get charged with felonious activity? Humans certainly aren't allowed to mess with government websites or else the FBI would be knocking on their door. We all saw Wargames.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yet another example of how straight-white-male supremacy (racism, sexism, anti-LGBTQ bigotry) hurts even straight white men. These idiots voted for Trump because he was white and racist like them. And now they're fucked. When will they learn? When will they figure it out?
In 2021 Biden signed the Butch Lewis Act
saving Teamsters pensions. V.P. Harris
walked their picket lines. Trump said striking
truckers should be imprisoned. Yet the union
refused to endorse a candidate and the
majority of the teamsters themselves voted
to endorse Trump. Now they want to
complain about the price of diesel. Sadly we
are all paying for their mistake.
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