_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I gave my old phone to my FIL and I’m just sitting here watching him slam his index finger straight thru the hardware like he’s trying to kill a colony of ants 010
Reposted by _impishAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs. 1170314418340
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 03/01/2026im so done waking up to find out we as a country are even more fucked up than we were the day before 000
Reposted by _impishbig foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 03/01/2026america is a cancer on the world 0245
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you think setting boundaries is telling someone to not do/say/talk about something, you need therapy. Boundaries created by YOU are to remove YOURSELF from whatever situation makes you feel some type of way. Not for you to become a dictator of how people should interact. Grow up. 020
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Them: But releasing the Pepstein files will destabilize the global economy, both sides are on the list — Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all downALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all down 110
Reposted by _impishDemocrats @democrats.org · 23/07/2025No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early. 21558381325
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 04/07/2025not celebrating the 4th but I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and breathe in the patriotism and sulfur 010
Reposted by _impishJess @snufkinwave.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Zohran-pilled. Mamdani-maxxing. Smoking on that hope pack. 022
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 22/06/2025everyday I wish more and more that those bullets didn’t fuckin miss. 100
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Do boomers ever stop to think that the reason millennials are so concerned about their avocado toast is the fact that multiple times in their life they’ve woken up to a completely changed world (ex., 9/11) but avocado toast never changes. it’s the truest form of stability. 020
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Leaving my chair after hyperfocusing on workmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him . 020
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Walking out of Sinners at 2am to find out the pope diedmedia.tenor.coma man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans .ALT: a man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans . 020
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Look im just saying if trump actually does have the brain rot disease I will be so happy and also it would track soso much He was freaking out about GROCERIES G R O C E R I E S ????????????? 000
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 27/03/2025wait why are they making another avengers movie have they not learned their lesson 000
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 25/03/2025“How are you?”media.tenor.coma man says oh my god so good in front of a forestALT: a man says oh my god so good in front of a forest 000
Reposted by _impishRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/03/2025i feel so much rage whenever people try to justify LLM use in art by saying well what about disabled people? disabled people make art every day. they often do utilize tools to help them create. but they don't need a machine to make art for them, and that's all an LLM can do for a writer. 8654711238
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I think what we all need as a society is a giant ice pick right into the eye socket 010
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Deadass wish I didn’t live in the valley rn I have never in my life experienced so many earthquakes in the span of a year Literally what the actual fuck 200
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Why did my prescription ship from my pharmacy, 10 minutes from my house, to motherfucking BALTIMORE???????? 100
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 01/03/2025no thoughts head empty except it’s all thoughts head full in a trenchcoat 010
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 26/02/2025imagine having a body so intertwined with the weather that even the mildest shift gives you a migraine SIKE I don’t need to imagine it just happens 000
Reposted by _impishDaniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025And there it is. Same holds for activists, writers, "free speech" orgs, arts institutions and everyone else who has been silent for 15 months. 5851631255
Reposted by _impishAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Journalists should report the truth the way this judge laid it out. 3237471019
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 19/02/2025So like when does another country come over here and dismantle this newly-declared dictatorship Or even ya know our own armed forces who swore to protect the CONSTITUTION and not a fat orange peel sitting in a leather chair 020
Reposted by _impishUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 12/02/2025"Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’," per FORTUNE: 631146117
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Imagine being VP, having no real responsibilities outside a congressional tiebreaker, and hearing your running mate say “he will not be my successor, I don’t see it” hey siri what’s the definition of “cucked” 110
Reposted by _impishElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025democrats: here are the rules to play in the game republicans: fuck the rules we're taking what we want dems: *quickly reading through the rules to see if they can do that* uhh 429980
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 11/02/2025If aliens are real I need to speak to their representative 000
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025media.tenor.coma woman is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt .ALT: a woman is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt . 000
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025So if I’m a part of the trans community……..does that make me an enemy of the state That’s kinda badass tbh 010
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 08/02/2025hi I painted a gross thing for 80s film week at work #keyart #altposter #fanart #illustration #gross 060
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I myself am personally tired of seeing Bridget Jones leak her diary year after year like girl get it together 020
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Losing any part of your social safety net, your chosen family, is the most painful experience. But even if it is my doing, I would want to have an honest conversation. I know I can be, and am, a scary human to talk to…sometimes I let my emotions get the better of me in an intense, explosive way. 130
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Planes are falling out of the sky and everything is on fire but guess what we still gotta work on Monday baby It feels like the pandemic all over again but this time weed cannot comfort me 030
Reposted by _impishbig foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 01/02/2025is everyone else just getting fucked up 3121
Reposted by _impishShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States) 51113993266
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Be Trump. > accuses other countries of limiting the rights of their citizens > is actively limiting the human/civil rights of his citizens > accuses other governments of collusion and corruption > is actively dismantling his own government so he can continue to collude and corrupt with billionaires 020
