_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ok but I am glad this is potentially no longer a thing 100 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I gave my old phone to my FIL and I’m just sitting here watching him slam his index finger straight thru the hardware like he’s trying to kill a colony of ants 010 1
Reposted by _impishAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs. 1170314328336 31.4K
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 03/01/2026im so done waking up to find out we as a country are even more fucked up than we were the day before 000 0
Reposted by _impishbig foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 03/01/2026america is a cancer on the world 0245 24
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you think setting boundaries is telling someone to not do/say/talk about something, you need therapy. Boundaries created by YOU are to remove YOURSELF from whatever situation makes you feel some type of way. Not for you to become a dictator of how people should interact. Grow up. 020 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 24/07/2025At this point I just wanna know the amount of times he’s in there so I know how many more pins to put in the voodoo doll 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Them: But releasing the Pepstein files will destabilize the global economy, both sides are on the list — Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all downALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a fire with the words burn it all down 110 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The fuck are you weighing? Better be your conscience 000 0
Reposted by _impishDemocrats @democrats.org · 23/07/2025No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early. 21458361325 5.8K
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 23/07/2025It’s not even funny anymore, we are deadass living out the plot of House of Cards and you cannot convince me otherwise 020 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Pepstein’s lawyer got the snipe lmao we’re fucked 110 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 04/07/2025not celebrating the 4th but I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and breathe in the patriotism and sulfur 010 1
Reposted by _impishJess @snufkinwave.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Zohran-pilled. Mamdani-maxxing. Smoking on that hope pack. 022 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 22/06/2025if anyone is curious I surpassed 100% wish the minute after the trigger was pulled 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 22/06/2025everyday I wish more and more that those bullets didn’t fuckin miss. 100 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Do boomers ever stop to think that the reason millennials are so concerned about their avocado toast is the fact that multiple times in their life they’ve woken up to a completely changed world (ex., 9/11) but avocado toast never changes. it’s the truest form of stability. 020 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Wow I can already tell im gonna lose I never had me I never had my car 110 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 15/06/2025We tell the best jokes cuz we use the biggest joke as a reference 💅 110 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 23/04/2025ok this one was nice I guess but holy shit I was in less pain before I walked into that office 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Leaving my chair after hyperfocusing on workmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him . 020 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Walking out of Sinners at 2am to find out the pope diedmedia.tenor.coma man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans .ALT: a man is standing in a room wearing a white tank top and blue jeans . 020 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Look im just saying if trump actually does have the brain rot disease I will be so happy and also it would track soso much He was freaking out about GROCERIES G R O C E R I E S ????????????? 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 27/03/2025wait why are they making another avengers movie have they not learned their lesson 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 25/03/2025“How are you?”media.tenor.coma man says oh my god so good in front of a forestALT: a man says oh my god so good in front of a forest 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I would finance this entire film and put myself into immeasurable debt 010 1
Reposted by _impishRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/03/2025i feel so much rage whenever people try to justify LLM use in art by saying well what about disabled people? disabled people make art every day. they often do utilize tools to help them create. but they don't need a machine to make art for them, and that's all an LLM can do for a writer. 8654681238 5.5K
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I been considering restarting too, it’s been a couple years since I finished 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I think what we all need as a society is a giant ice pick right into the eye socket 010 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Deadass wish I didn’t live in the valley rn I have never in my life experienced so many earthquakes in the span of a year Literally what the actual fuck 200 2
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Update: they will be here tomorrow…allegedly. Paid for next-day shipping but sure let’s let the mentally ill theybie struggle for a week first 000 0
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I swear to god if this gets me put on some fuckin ADHD ranch im going nuclear 100 1
_impish @uncltrdbctria.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Why did my prescription ship from my pharmacy, 10 minutes from my house, to motherfucking BALTIMORE???????? 100 1
