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Will, Everybody's Pal

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 11h
Change that M to a B and I'm rolling up to Sony and Buying Destiny and Bloodborne, turning it over to Bungie and From with a Billion each and let them cook
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok, how the Hell does Glob Herman Actually Work?
Two Panels from X-Men 39, where Glob Herman, a man made out of translucent paraffin wax with a visible skelton. The first panel depicts Glob unconcious, his free floating eyeballs closed in a cartoony fashion, while a person with a gun prepares to shoot him. The second panel is a close-up on one eye, now open with a realistic iris and pupil, with the word balloon "Hi," indicating that Glob has  woken up and has noticed the would be assassin.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JONATHAN HICKMAN! GIVE ME SEAN CASSIDY, TWO FISTED VAMPIRE FIGHTING PRIEST AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ASM #1000 SPOILERS I think your big twist hinging on the previously unknown family member of the hero being a secret resentful villain may have landed better if aforementioned unknown family member didn't have the most evil name in recent history
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just accidentally convinced my girlfriend to make a PowerPoint presentation about everything she disagrees with about the Modern Warfare franchise, a game series she does not, and more importantly Can Not, play.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having written a TV show built on "deep dives on one bad rich guy per week" with one version 2008-2012 and another 2021-2025, I'll say that the OG evil rich guys were evil greedy assholes, and the new rich guys are mentally disordered perverts, and so do evil. And not the good kind of perverts.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I had ten slots, it would be Vagrant Story
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I finally read the Boston Globe Lesbian Bar article and two thoughts 1) A good deal of the initial backlash may have been diminished if having mask optional night was presented as something for the community to weigh in on 2) This is going to make an INCREDIBLE movie one day
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Count Reckula @adamreck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm struck by what a huge loss this is. We witnessed one of the greats here, folks. He will be missed.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any Democrat running for president now has two promises to make 1) Dismantle the WB/Paramount for the obviously illegal merger it is 2) Blow up the ballroom day one.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aw man. But at the same time, I thought he died a few years ago, and that's how I remembered that Gary Graham has also passed, so this is a double kick.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SPOILERS SPOILERS WOO WOO WOO WOO I wonder if Colton was going to be Miracleman from his inception, or if editorial was "We're finally going to pull the trigger on Miracleman, who's got an idea?"
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well dressed Goth, call that Necrofancy
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One thing in particular to remember with Peter Cullen is he didn't voice movie Prime as easy nostalgia bait he was handed. He auctioned, and in an environment where some of the people wanted at least a Hugo Weaving equivalent name to voice Optimus. And he still won it, is a highlight of the film.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Again?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
trash jones 
@jzux
so funny that one of santa's reindeer is named Vixen. imagine your name is John and your brothers' names are Jim, James, Josh, and Slut
3:06 PM • 2022-12-20
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He would apparently wander around the Babylon 5 set before the shooting day began just saying "My dear... MEESTER Garibaldi!" to get into character, what a king
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
INDE NAVARETTE HAS SECURED THE BAG
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Text from post:

Q: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln


TRUMP: No they're notTwo screenshots from The Simpsons.
The first of Milhouse crawling through a fort made of old mattresses, saying: 

It SMELLS FUNNY
IN THERE.

And the second is Homer responding: 
NO IT DOESN’T.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So I thought Brand New Day was great; the only downside being the gentleman at the end of my row who loudly fell asleep whenever the punisher wasn't on screen, and minor spoilers folks, the punisher vanishes for a good hour after he first shows up
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Calling it now; DNX will make Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch mutants again
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#Xspoilers that "you're not even a mutant!" Comment is going to mean something down the line, I'm sure of it
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It keeps the rain off his head!
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well that's a fucking bummer
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sing to me, muse, of a complicated man…
Blu Ray cover for Shaft (1971), starring Richard Roundtree
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 23/07/2026
Warren Zevon singing into a microphone from the werewolves of London music video
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/07/2026
getcher these right here folks
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just found out that Jek Porkins did the audiobook for Moby Dick
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Couldn't resist drawing my version of Odysseus
Odysseus the King of Ithaca, wearing a version of the Dendra panoply and a cape. His hair and beard are wild, his gaze unhinged.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
so somehow in the month and few weeks between the last craft fair I worked at and now, a whole suite of merchandise has vanished. It's not the potential monies lost, its the TIME invested in making it that's so frustrating. Oh well, I have tomorrow to keep looking...
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have no idea who this person is *pulls up an interview, hears his voice* I am cautiously optimistic
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Disney loves putting this guy in a weird hat
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Let's just kill him
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Something that's bugged me - "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor" The plain reading of that is "A worthy person who holds this gains Thor powers." So people should be able to pick it up no problem, just not get the full Thunder God treatment.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@Java_jigga

*alternate timeline where an autism vaccine was made*

GEORGE LUCAS, DRIVING THE LONGEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH HARLEM: What the fuck y’all know about this?

*starts playing Sing Sing Sing so hard that it causes Black 9/11*
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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026
In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and see Picard in red uniform sitting on the bridge in his captain's chair. Looks like he's stewing about something. (Pun intended) Closed caption reads, "("Stars and Stripes Forever" plays loudly)"
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Marge Simpson: It’s an ending. That’s enough.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hey man just letting you know you're on camera
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