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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 3h
#BargainHunt today at one of those antique centres where the cent have no interest in haggling. "This here object has a ticket price of £45, what's your absolute best?" "Hmm. We could do £43, that's the absolute death."
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shall be spending all of this series of #Strictly waiting for the VT where Carlos meets Ray Winstone.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To this day I have no explanation for the fact that we watched every episode of all six seasons of 2 Broke Girls.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's that time of year when you find yourselves collectively trying to remember more than three people who were on #Strictly last year...
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm just glad somebody's finally asking the big questions - what DOES Ariana Grande smell like? #Strictly
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to say, I think the new presenting team have done okay. #Strictly
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there any point asking contestants on Strictly whether they're happy with their partner? "No, mate, this is a real bummer, I was hoping for that guy..."
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just out of interest, is EastEnders on all the time? Just feels like whenever I turn the TV on, a bald angry man is shouting about 'fahhmly' or going to the Vic.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching The Enemy Below. Jeff Daly's voice is ASTONISHING - he makes Mitchum sound camp...
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LEGO Grandmasters of the Galaxy is superb, and I'm just going to say it, pairing Owen and Gabby is a masterstroke. Poor Gabby's face every time Owen talks about going more extravagant... Poor woman's eyes will have rolled out of her head by the end of this series... 🙄
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah, just Arthur Lowe sharing screen time with Cybill Shepherd and Elliott Gould...
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tell me you don't know what "complicit" means without telling me you don't know what "complicit" means.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw a squirrel use a pedestrian crossing.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don's flash fiction is great. Worth a look.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Overheard on the bus: "Tap on / Tap off? I hate that." Pauses for a beat. "It's horrendous."
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reviewing a book for IndieReader at the moment and it's SO good, but I cannot for love nor money find any trace of the author online ANYWHERE. No socials, no website, no trace of the book, even. How does anyone set out to try and self-publish without any kind of online presence?
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And again tonight!
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Onion.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can hear a tawny owl outside!
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've a file in my 'Short Stories' folder called 'Short Tories', which contains nothing but a list of half a dozen Conservative politicians who, I'm assuming, I've looked up at some point and established they're quite short. I've no idea where I was going with that.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In a break from the usual format, kinda, I couldn't let this week's newsletter pass without honouring this icon. unclekins.substack.com/p/death-of-a...
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Death of an Icon
The world’s a less brighter place this week.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fuss over Amanda Knox's Edinburgh show has been kinda bugging me and, since watching The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox, the question over how far people have the right to tell their own story has been buzzing in my head.
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To what extent is your story yours?
A couple of weeks ago, you may have seen the news that Amanda Knox had taken a controversial one-woman show to the Edinburgh Fringe. Controversial, in that the show, Cartwheel, addressed her experiences from twenty years ago when she was charged, convicted and eventually acquitted of the murder of her roommate, the British student Meredith Kercher. Kercher's family felt particularly aggrieved, and it's hard to blame them.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genuinely bereft. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...
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Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80
Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can't believe you guys have been holding out on me; this is an actual guy? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
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Bum Farto - Wikipedia
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If there's one thing I hate about Dragon's Den it's how Peter Jones says "I'm not going to invest and say that I'm out." You're not going to invest and YOU'RE GOING to say that you're out. "I'm not going to invest and say that I'm out" applies the negative to both clauses, you buffoon.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's nothing like the bottom of a pork pie. They should turn them over halfway through cooking to make the top like the bottom. Or make them flatter and wider so there's more bottom.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Have a sneaking suspicion that the instant coffee I took from the cupboard this morning at work is actually ground coffee someone put in an instant jar.
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Will Ferrell Tastes Bitter Coffee
ALT: Will Ferrell Tastes Bitter Coffee
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BOOK REVIEW: An eye-opening and, yes, inspiring memoir from a life full of challenges overcome. From war-Lebanon to raising a profoundly sick child in Brazil, Zaedyan has faced all with determination and grace.
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Nine Lives Endless Dreams by Marlene Zaedyan
There are two things that tend to jump out when reading memoir; the differences and the similarities.And when we explore the lives of people from different cultural and geographical backgrounds, the unfamiliar is also educational, it allows us to understand and empathise with communities that we otherwise only encounter as news stories. The similarities, meanwhile, are a reminder that there are truths that unite us all, make us human.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fell in the shower this morning. Not recommended.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Screw you all, this is a great gag.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just clocked that I've had more visitors to my website so far in 2026 than I had in all of 2025.
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Brooklyn99 Noice - Jake Peralta
ALT: Brooklyn99 Noice - Jake Peralta
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Star Trek SNW - Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach Dr M'Benga's daughter tells him he's read that chapter to her before, and he says, due to the time between materialisations, he forgets the details. Presumably because bookmarks are... outlawed in the 23rd century??
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Q. What did Sean Connery say to David Schwimmer when the Friends star introduced himself? A. "And I'm Sean, actor."
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Find out what I'm up to and stuffs. unclekins.substack.com/p/where-im-a...
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Where I'm at
A general round-up of what I'm up to and future plans
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Watching Oti Mabuse and Rev. Richard Cole travel around South Africa and find myself thinking, do other countries make travel shows about coming to the UK?
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes I just stop and think "I WROTE SOME BOOKS" That's pretty cool.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BOOK REVIEW: Outstanding, and vitally important, account of Perinatal Mental Health, told with painful, raw honesty.
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She Seems Fine To Me by Kimberley Nixon
What's absolutely astonishing about this book is the level of raw honesty. I've been a fan of Nixon since Fresh Meat, to my mind one of the finest sitcoms of the past twenty years. Following her on Instagram, she had already impressed me with the openness with which she talks about her OCD, ADHD and Autism. She Seems Fine To Me…
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Inadvertently just said "loser error" instead of "user error" at work.
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Mmm, I'll Allow It
ALT: Mmm, I'll Allow It
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Short stories - who loves 'em? open.substack.com/pub/unclekin...
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The art of the short story
A much underrated artform.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That was fast. Google sent me a statement saying it is now “rolling back“ this AI feature after our demonstration and others from OSINT researchers www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Polanski's an idiot, Farage is a hypocrite.
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Zack Polanski’s idiot post
You'll have seen, no doubt, that Reform UK are up in arms of Zack Polanski's reposting of an image which featured a man wearing a t-shirt depicting a guillotine and the caption "We're only making plans for Nigel", a reference to an old XTC lyric obviously being used to refer to Farage. News that the Met aren't going to pursue the case has been met with the usual cries of "two-tier Britain", albeit cries that don't mention the corresponding incident that was handled differently, possibly because there wasn't one.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My cat's very poorly and I swear to God if the universe takes this useless bastard from me too soon I don't know what I'll do 💔
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BOOK REVIEW: Intriguing and thoughtful account of a bizarre personality displacement that makes the most of its low page count.
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Dislocation by Robert Crompton
"There is just one thing which I know about myself for certain: I am not Tom Barlow. It was the first thing that occurred to me upon waking this morning but, unlike anyone else who is not named Tom Barlow, that is the only thing I know about myself. I’m not suffering from memory loss or from any other ailment that might be found in a psychiatrist’s case file.
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David Perlmutter @davidperlmutter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sawyer on Science Fiction: new non-fiction release open.substack.com/pub/shadowpa... Robert J. Sawyer and Shadowpaw Press- a winning combination..
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Sawyer on Science Fiction: new non-fiction release
Robert J. Sawyer's massive compendium of non-fiction writing about science fiction, the field he loves so much, is Shadowpaw Press's August release
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Really good short story idea when I was in bed last night, mapped it out and everything. Totally gone when I woke up.
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nothing makes me drop a c-bomb more automatically and unthinkingly than the BBC cancelling Bargain Hunt just because of some irrelevance like some old cock becoming PM...
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James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Al Gore's 30 Rock cameos are frickin' genius.
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