Sign in

James Kinsley

@unclekins.bsky.social
235 followers 246 following 1.1K posts

Writer/published author/berk. linktr.ee/unclekins He/him ✝️

PostsRepliesMedia
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 8h
Well I'm not clicking that...
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BOOK REVIEW: Assured debut in an engrossing crime drama with a palpable sense of atmosphere and place.
unclekins.wordpress.com
Embers by Josephine Greenland
Despatched on holiday while their parents try and sort out their marital crisis, seventeen year old Ellen and her young brother Simon find themselves plunged into a mystery involving a longstanding conflict between the Swedish townsfolk and the local Sami population. The further they probe into the events, however, the larger a secret in their own family looms. That connection, elusive at first, seems destined to drag them towards a dangerous confrontation with the perpetrator…
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just want someone to turn around and shrug. "Not fussed, mate*
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously, stop asking people what they want to say to the public who voted for them, IT'S ALWAYS "THANK YOU". WHY WOULD THEY SAY ANYTHING ELSE? I mean, invite them to say it, by all means, but stop phrasing it as a question. #Strictly
170
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
100 Percent Success Emoji
ALT: 100 Percent Success Emoji
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Again this week, really getting into a groove. Good for them. #Strictly
040
Reposted by James Kinsley
Claire Cansick @clairecansick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lovely church graffiti of a ship, at Salthouse church, Norfolk.
Outline of a ship scratched into some wood.
1183
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesssss!
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Films I want to see in future #Strictly Movie weeks: Parasite Dune Back Rooms Frances Ha No Other Choice Violent Cop Mandy Beverly Hills Cop Weekend At Bernie's Timecrimes Napoleon Dynamite JoJo Rabbit Turtles Are Surprisingly Fast Swimmers E.T. Deerskin The Lighthouse
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Overheard on the bus: "I'd like to be a real estate agent. I know for a fact I could sell a house like a bitch."
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BargainHunt today at one of those antique centres where the cent have no interest in haggling. "This here object has a ticket price of £45, what's your absolute best?" "Hmm. We could do £43, that's the absolute death."
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shall be spending all of this series of #Strictly waiting for the VT where Carlos meets Ray Winstone.
071
Reposted by James Kinsley
Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
707721989
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To this day I have no explanation for the fact that we watched every episode of all six seasons of 2 Broke Girls.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's that time of year when you find yourselves collectively trying to remember more than three people who were on #Strictly last year...
030
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm just glad somebody's finally asking the big questions - what DOES Ariana Grande smell like? #Strictly
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to say, I think the new presenting team have done okay. #Strictly
051
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there any point asking contestants on Strictly whether they're happy with their partner? "No, mate, this is a real bummer, I was hoping for that guy..."
020
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just out of interest, is EastEnders on all the time? Just feels like whenever I turn the TV on, a bald angry man is shouting about 'fahhmly' or going to the Vic.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd love it if someone could explain to me why Ernest Borgnine isn't in this. Surely that should be mandatory for Navy movies of this era...?
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching The Enemy Below. Jeff Daly's voice is ASTONISHING - he makes Mitchum sound camp...
110
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LEGO Grandmasters of the Galaxy is superb, and I'm just going to say it, pairing Owen and Gabby is a masterstroke. Poor Gabby's face every time Owen talks about going more extravagant... Poor woman's eyes will have rolled out of her head by the end of this series... 🙄
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah, just Arthur Lowe sharing screen time with Cybill Shepherd and Elliott Gould...
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tell me you don't know what "complicit" means without telling me you don't know what "complicit" means.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw a squirrel use a pedestrian crossing.
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don's flash fiction is great. Worth a look.
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seeing a car crash is horrendous. A cancer diagnosis is horrendous. Tap on / Tap off is a really low bar to set...
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Overheard on the bus: "Tap on / Tap off? I hate that." Pauses for a beat. "It's horrendous."
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And the book is, genuinely, SO GOOD.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reviewing a book for IndieReader at the moment and it's SO good, but I cannot for love nor money find any trace of the author online ANYWHERE. No socials, no website, no trace of the book, even. How does anyone set out to try and self-publish without any kind of online presence?
110
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And again tonight!
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Onion.
020
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can hear a tawny owl outside!
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's intriguing. Even accounting for historical peeps being shorter, there's an interesting study on short man syndrome in that...
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've a file in my 'Short Stories' folder called 'Short Tories', which contains nothing but a list of half a dozen Conservative politicians who, I'm assuming, I've looked up at some point and established they're quite short. I've no idea where I was going with that.
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"less brighter"? Dammit, Kinsley
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm well aware of her innocence, as I believe I state clearly in the piece.
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In a break from the usual format, kinda, I couldn't let this week's newsletter pass without honouring this icon. unclekins.substack.com/p/death-of-a...
unclekins.substack.com
Death of an Icon
The world’s a less brighter place this week.
111
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fuss over Amanda Knox's Edinburgh show has been kinda bugging me and, since watching The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox, the question over how far people have the right to tell their own story has been buzzing in my head.
unclekins.wordpress.com
To what extent is your story yours?
A couple of weeks ago, you may have seen the news that Amanda Knox had taken a controversial one-woman show to the Edinburgh Fringe. Controversial, in that the show, Cartwheel, addressed her experiences from twenty years ago when she was charged, convicted and eventually acquitted of the murder of her roommate, the British student Meredith Kercher. Kercher's family felt particularly aggrieved, and it's hard to blame them.
101
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genuinely bereft. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...
bbc.co.uk
Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80
Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can't believe you guys have been holding out on me; this is an actual guy? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
en.wikipedia.org
Bum Farto - Wikipedia
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If there's one thing I hate about Dragon's Den it's how Peter Jones says "I'm not going to invest and say that I'm out." You're not going to invest and YOU'RE GOING to say that you're out. "I'm not going to invest and say that I'm out" applies the negative to both clauses, you buffoon.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's nothing like the bottom of a pork pie. They should turn them over halfway through cooking to make the top like the bottom. Or make them flatter and wider so there's more bottom.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Have a sneaking suspicion that the instant coffee I took from the cupboard this morning at work is actually ground coffee someone put in an instant jar.
static.klipy.com
Will Ferrell Tastes Bitter Coffee
ALT: Will Ferrell Tastes Bitter Coffee
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BOOK REVIEW: An eye-opening and, yes, inspiring memoir from a life full of challenges overcome. From war-Lebanon to raising a profoundly sick child in Brazil, Zaedyan has faced all with determination and grace.
unclekins.wordpress.com
Nine Lives Endless Dreams by Marlene Zaedyan
There are two things that tend to jump out when reading memoir; the differences and the similarities.And when we explore the lives of people from different cultural and geographical backgrounds, the unfamiliar is also educational, it allows us to understand and empathise with communities that we otherwise only encounter as news stories. The similarities, meanwhile, are a reminder that there are truths that unite us all, make us human.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah, not a great week, tbh
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fell in the shower this morning. Not recommended.
100
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That sounds like you have more of an excuse than he does, to be fair.
010
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Screw you all, this is a great gag.
000
James Kinsley @unclekins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just clocked that I've had more visitors to my website so far in 2026 than I had in all of 2025.
static.klipy.com
Brooklyn99 Noice - Jake Peralta
ALT: Brooklyn99 Noice - Jake Peralta
000