unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I purchased a steam machine so I am sitting very still trying to not to spend any more money. 010
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026com-pen-thay-shun?youtu.beThe Kids in the Hall - CompensationYouTube video by Paul Bellini 000
Reposted by unclegravyboat"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/06/2025i wish there was a weepy horny favstar guy on here to post "The supreme court is just the regular court with sour cream on it. Now please #FollowFriday these amazing gals:" then he would get yelled at amd turn his profile pic to a black circle and his display name to "Gone" and leave for 4-6 days 1277376
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*pacing around the apartment* werner Herzog saying handrail werner Herzog saying handrail wernerherzogsaying handrale 020
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 22/09/2024🎶It's byeeen six weeks since I smashed my thumb🎶 001
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Nap time is imminent 001
Reposted by unclegravyboatwint @dril.bsky.social · 18/12/2024the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough 2067684798
Reposted by unclegravyboatboocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 16/01/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcsN...youtube.comMy Son Was Standing ThereYouTube video by kdiamond 9516221
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025It was on sale and I thought the cats would like it (they don't) 011
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 10/06/2025When you are technically not in the kitchen 021
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I realize, many years later, that the one-eyed cat at my Granny's house was probably not named Willy because everyone loved The Goonies as much as I did. 001
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025 Valentino Rossi's last turn pass of Jorge Lorenzo in 2009 is never far from my mind.youtube.comRossi vs. Lorenzo | Last 2 Laps | Different Camera Angles | Catalunya 2009YouTube video by BounceFan90 101
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I haven't been keeping up on whitney Cummings news. Is she cohosting a podcast with Kennedy from MTV or something 000
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Always funny to me that the PLU for pumpkins is 80085. 021
Reposted by unclegravyboatjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out 132710511
Reposted by unclegravyboatsloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 04/11/2025i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight 092
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025We are fucking DOING Manhattan 001
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026youtu.beDrivin' on 9YouTube video by The Breeders - Topic 000
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was 36 hours into FFVII remake and a little bummed it seemed like it was coming to a close. I am now 51 hours in.static.klipy.comJudge Judy: Hurry Up, Wrap It Up!ALT: Judge Judy: Hurry Up, Wrap It Up! 120
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This weather is making the cat depressed and crazy. Him. Not me. 020
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to Tony the cat who just woke me up by landing all four footsteps on my dick and balls as he ran across my lap 010
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ahhhh. Stop talking to me old creep at the orthopedist. 010
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sunshine on the booty 021
Reposted by unclegravyboatPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026AI is ruining cute animals for me 12011167
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Never been more starstruck 121
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seeing Nathan Fielder, whose tolerance for the delusions of others seemingly has no fence, find his limit in the face of Elizabeth Holmes' sociopathy. Is that something I want to watch? 012
Reposted by unclegravyboatPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375761752
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There was a naked guy smashing on the front door of my apartment building with a baseball bat. Its all resolved now but it was pretty crazy! 000
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants until they loosen the rules about hiring pheasant pluckers at the FBI 020
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Steroid injection targeted at my S/I joint this morning. My ass is killing me but at least I feel crazy. 021
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Mine is also from the MST3K movie. Whenever I adjust my wipers I say "put me on intermittent, Joe" 001
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seeing Nathan Fielder, whose tolerance for the delusions of others seemingly has no fence, find his limit in the face of Elizabeth Holmes' sociopathy. Is that something I want to watch? 012
unclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A black cat is like a black car. I can never get a picture of him where he doesn't look filthy. 110
Reposted by unclegravyboatWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m glad my wedding gift to Demi and Tom made it into the latest episode of SYWWAPP, which you should watch right now btw: youtu.be/O-HOS6R8CEQ 01466
Reposted by unclegravyboatunclegravyboat @unclegravyboat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Sleep sweet baby 001
