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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆

@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social
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your favorite boomer from the bird site. the original, accept no substitutes. www.benzduck.com

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i'm starting to think our president isn't so great at making deals
A map showing southern US, Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean, but the Gulf of Mexico is labeled as "Gulf of Iran"
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
wow this caution race sure is exciting
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am, and it is, and no, they don't
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
this is the most desperate for approval he's sounded imo
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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 05/03/2026
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Did you know you can just put MSG in everything that you cook, and nobody will care, until you stop?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/02/2026
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He’ll, you can’t get a meal at McDonald’s for 6.50. Wish they’d put a Waffle House in my town.
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Ryan Clarke @ryantclarke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Finally some good news for Oregon men’s basketball, riding a 10-game losing streak: Red Panda will perform at halftime of Saturday’s game against Penn State. #GoDucks
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seahawks are forever linked with Bad Bunny
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The cruelty of it. Cold-blooded. Never in my life. What are we to do in the face of such evil? Dispatches from a truck stop in the middle of goddamn nowhere
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Minneapolis Execution
Another person dead at the hands of ICE
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Thing about “fair catch” is you kinda have to catch the ball. It’s right there in the name.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don't want people to think I'm not patriotic but f*** the Patriots
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Scoot Henderson Fan Club @ginamarina.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Everyone, this is your cue to start dressing like cunty Eisenhower
Cunty Eisenhower
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Caleb Love is infuriating.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Blazers on their way to a 12 point Q1
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a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
ALT: a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Earlier today near Toledo, OR #railfans #foamers
Three diesel locomotives on a wood trestle bridge. The bridge is somewhat broken and one engine has derailed and sits precariously on what’s left of the bridge.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
College football season is officially over
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a small duck is running down a road with the words come back and let me love you .
ALT: a small duck is running down a road with the words come back and let me love you .
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
God hates the Canes
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If Chauncey Billups was somehow cleared of all charges and the NBA said it was okay for him to get his job back tomorrow, who would be happy about that? Aside from his immediate family I mean.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Blazers are .500 in mid January. It's been a minute since we could say that
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Stop electing us mediocre elderly white men. That would be a good start.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
YOU: Yes I: No YOU: Stop I: Go Go Go (Oh No) YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello - Paul McCartney, Playwright
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Just once I want to see a football team take it two plays at a time.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Christian Gonzales should be nicer to Justin Herbert and let someone get open downfield.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kids today will never know the flavor and texture of stale baseball card bubble gum. That's a damn shame.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Time for the discussion?
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have now owned two Vespas. This one hopefully doesn't leak as much oil as the last one
Box of LEGO 10298 Vespa 125 scooter.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Simpson, eh?
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
1998. Shook hands with Bill Gates on the Networld+Interop exhibit floor in Vegas. Mr. Gates had the softest, clammiest hands you could imagine.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Did Buffalo hire Cristobal or something?
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sunset over the Olympics from Seattle’s Golden Gardens Park.
Drifting sailboat in Puget Sound, probably hauling drugs, with setting sun over Olympics mt range
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/12/2023
michael stipe: stand in the place where you live santa: ok michael stipe: now face north santa: fuck you
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Need a math or car finance expert to explain this "offer". Kthxbye
Graphic reads "UP TO 0% FINANCING"
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
No WAY. Never thought i’d see this in my lifetime. Dreamt of it as a kid in the 60s. youtube.com/shorts/LXkcJYg80Zg?si=8…
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New Shepard Mission NS-37 2025.12.20
YouTube video by Kevin W. Ray
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The hidden secret of San Francisco was its fleet of taxis, driven by crazy people who rarely stopped at traffic lights. They’re being replaced with driverless robot cars that, apparently, are incapable of functioning under basic common sense road defaults. They’re useless without traffic lights.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOUCHDOWWWWWWNNNNNN
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOUCHDOWWWWWWNNN
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOUCHDOWWWWWWNN
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOUCHDOWWWWWWN
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
No. 1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go… Ok I guess?
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 THE CRITERION COLLECTION
 25-9092
 JOSEPH E. LEVINE PRESENTS
 A MIKE NICHOLS / LAWRENCE TURMAN PRODUCTION
 THE GRADUATE
 ANNE BANCROFT DUSTIN HOFFMAN KATHARINE ROSS
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Jake Paul made $100,000,000 for that. Impressive hustle.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Two boxers. Four first names.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Time to check out this “boxing match”
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Good thing I stopped watching that Oklahoma blowout. What’s the score now?
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Clingan channeling Chris Dudley on those attempts was not what I was expecting.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You’ve got To make Your free throws.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I need 84 new followers by Friday. Please help. I really need that new pony.
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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Very cool. Wish it went back farther than 2006. I did learn that we are in fact undefeated (8-0) wearing the Killer Bees (black/yellow/black).
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