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Uncle Duke

@uncle-duke1959.bsky.social
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Second string life coach. Control is an illusion. Chaos is my freind. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 12h
Your tax dollars at work
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe it's the dilaudid talking. But you're all beautiful people.
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 6h
The nurse just gave me diaudid. Someone please take my phone.
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 7h
Kidney stone update. This one is "only" 4 mm. So no ureteroscopy. Last one i had was 9mm. Meds just kicked in so everything is everything....
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 8h
In the ER. Kidney stones, again. If you are a praying person, please pray I don't need another ureteroscopy. I've had 2 already. That's enough for one lifetime.
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auntyr.bsky.social @auntyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what? I have absolutely no problem posting this. I hope it follows them for years.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rush was like a silent but deadly fart that vanishes into the wind, leaving nothing of substance behind. The response now is, "Rush... who?"
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The nor’easter prompted NY and NJ to declare states of emergency. Streets are flooded and tens of thousands of homes remain without power. In flooded Surf City, NJ, a small shark was spotted swimming through the floodwaters on a residential street. www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
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Chris Lempesis @chrislempesis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So this is blowing up on the other site and the Bears and Vikings fans have now discovered it so what have I done here? 😂
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Republican Ken Paxton voters, We already know you have no problem voting for corrupt, immoral hypocrites & scumbags who only care about acquiring power to enrich themselves and make your life worse and don’t give a shit about you & laugh at you. So you don’t have to remind us.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL......
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Jennifer Lee ☀️ @uofagrad97.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Costco revealed it has received $184 million in tariff refunds from the federal government, with more money expected.
According to The Seattle Times, the Issaquah-based retailer said it's putting the refunds toward lower prices on everyday products and nonfood items.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Voters: "We want lower prices and the war to end!" GOP: "How about we take away your health coverage instead?"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring back Lindy Infante!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now he wants his name on Fords Theater. Another distraction. Another turd in the punch bowl.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you ever been to a public meeting (local government, Church, school) and had a clearly drunk person stand up and address the crowd? THAT was Trump today at the UN: A rambling, drunk man embarrassing us all. FIFA Peace Prize winner! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump’s UN speech went from campaigning to denial — and then it took a dark turn
Reading between the lines — and despite a shocking aside about ‘annihilating’ Iran — it seems like Trump might be feeling a little tired and a little scared, writes Holly Baxter
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I took a quick lunch break, only to return and discover I'd been replaced. I take some comfort in knowing it took two cats to do my job.
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 22/09/2026
pokemon card scalpers are true scum of the earth so this is wonderful to hear
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course he has! What shall we call him? #BookSky
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hegseth approaches the job of SecDef like a former junior National Guard officer and Fox host.
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your husband worked for a convicted felon who committed crimes including Jan 6th Insurrection, stealing classified records. He has continued to commit crimes, he's repeatedly violated the Constitution, he's fighting an illegal war, he's the most corrupt president in United States history.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is hilarious. 😂 😂
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zelensky should pick up the phone and call Donald Trump and JD Vance about their war with Iran: "You have no cards."
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His brain is completely broken. What the actual fuck is this nonsense
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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Crowley for Wisconsin @davidccrowley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom Tiffany doesn’t want to debate because he’s afraid to answer for his votes that are jacking up costs for Wisconsinites.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just got this from my mailbox. I'm going to fill it out a and drop it off at City Hall in a few. I believe the MSM & republicans have greatly underestimated the rage Democratic & independent voters have. They are about to get schooled. "Prepare to reap the whirlwind" you maga motherfuckers!
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
About 60% of rural women voted for trump. Roughly 60% of rural counties have no hospital-based OB services. It's going to get worse as more cuts to healthcare kick in. Voting has consequences.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always 👇 This.......
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The world is watching, and I don't mean its allies only. The US has been found out to be easily fooled by bullies and conmen who pretend to be something they are not.
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After seeing the videos and pictures of Mitch's "return," I'm still not sure he's "alive."
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Uncle Duke @uncle-duke1959.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WI republicans candidate for governor Tom Tiffany's small plane crashed landed in a northern WI lake. He and the pilot were rescued. Not proud of it but my first thought was now he'll get sympathy votes.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO......
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've read this more than once and find it factually true. Sad reality. You can't persuade people entrenched in their ignorant and arrogant beliefs. IJS.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely agree with this. The madness has gone on far too long.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, fuck. And Diesel is already over $6 a gallon. Trump reportedly declined to help the Saudis clear the strait, too. Gonna get real stupid if the Saudis aren’t able to dislodge the Houthis.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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🌊🧩Perpetua🪭☔️ @barrylarkin06.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😳 "It sucks, but it's also really funny that a senator got a massive brain injury & suddenly became a RetRUmpliKKKlan."😆 TimMiller made that same point in the BulwarkPodcast the other day. “He stroked out & lost half his brain & became MAGA, I guess that’s how it works❔️” 😆🤣😂 #EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
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