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Um...Florence?

@umno1728.bsky.social
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Witch of Infrastructure 🏳️‍⚧️ Representing origami cranes, ne'er-do-wells of Virginia, and the smirk of Florence Pretz as depicted by Marguerite Martyn in 1909.

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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
October 11th was National Coming Out Day. As such, I want to share my congratulations to Tua Tagovailoa for Coming Out and immediately f*cking up. It's a rite of passage.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No way under any circumstances we will be able to keep Declan Doyle after this season. As such, I am savoring master classes like that overtime drive while I still may. "GO RAVENS!" she screamed ecstatically and with reckless abandon.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will never take the long snapper for granted again. Philly is in the silliest timeline.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ephemeral victories frog chorus is balanced on lilypad infrastructure I planted. It's nice to have a new normal to work from.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Central Virginia queer culture? In this economy?
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single moment involving smell and taste feels like the olfactory equivalent of entering technicolor Oz from gray Kansas.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get a septoplasty ASAP. Holy moly.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's more decrying the corporatization of <<the weird>> that began in the 90's this week. Culture is not static ! We have space to play outside of the beige void! We can create weird stuff ourselves! Honest to goodness, creating nonsense art for my friends and only my friends was a salve.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly crying about this. been a long time since i've read good political news. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Judge tosses drug trafficking convictions for B.C. compassion club founders after constitutional challenge | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge has ruled in favour of two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce the harms caused by toxic drugs.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TYLER LOOP YOU'RE ON THE ROAD TO REDEMPTION. "GO BIRDS!!" she screamed.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NFL Script Writers, you had your fun. End your chicanery in Brazil, please.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kyle Hamilton, I will give you every spare tendon in my body to make sure you're okay. "Go Birds..." she said fearfully. 😭
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sat out from the Pride Disco for surgery recovery. I am now receiving photos from said Pride Disco. Have I not suffered enough?
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seattle taught me that Cat Cafe proprietors: 1) know the "spots" of their city 2) will do anything to share those spots with you if you buy a root beer and a mochi
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know Coventry City is this year's EPL Punching Bag™️, but man a Brighton win against a relegation team is never guaranteed.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
REBECCA BLACK! YOU HAVE MY SWORD! 'Hot Wet Delirious' is my siren call to get back to the club ASAP.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm still not sure how I went from zero interest in football pre-transition to watching all of the Bootleg Football and That Franchise Guy's summer series just a year later. Man oh man, it's good to be here.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's happening in PNW t-girl country? I need some queer side quests in Seattle next week.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just finished 18-month follow-up appointment with my GAC provider and...all's well. It's just steady state from here. Take my HRT, keep eating well, and rock and roll. I don't think "the rest of my life" as a concept ever felt so incredible.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Wahoos look...good. They look alright. I refuse to say more because I don't have a jinx breaker around me.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@katie.bzky.team just gave out my first starter pack to a newly hatched sister. Appreciate you sm, queen. Any tips for bedazzling future kits?
A white binder with a label in the top left corner. The label reads, "'A Practical Guide to Feminizing HRT' by Katie Tightpussy".The open binder. Inside is a printed copy of, 'A Practical Guide to Feminizing HRT' by Katie Tightpussy and a plastic bag. The plastic bag has a label on it that says "Emergency Egg Kit".  The bag contains supplies for IM injection and a new vial of estradiol valerate.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I saw Rocky Horror on four hours of sleep and a week of thesis work. That shadow cast recording will forever be etched in my mind, the beautiful surrealism of it all. Tim Curry--in all his corset-bound, lecherous, hip-shaking glory--elevated that already wonderful experience to the sublime.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I fear my application essays are painting a picture like being trans is my only personality trait. It is, of course, but I don't want THEM to know that.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it can happen again. it can and it will and it is and we’re going to stop it.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why did you transition? Right answers only. "You know what the best thing about you is [name]? You're not afraid to play around with gender but you're still a manly man. I wish more guys could do that." A few weeks of that ringing around my head and the path ahead became just a bit clearer. :)
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I regret to inform the literary world that Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe has now, unfortunately, set the bar very high for all fantasy books I am to read after.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 16/06/2026
in line with the previous posts, pretty much the only meaningful risk factor with estrogen as it relates to HRT is nicotine usage and smoking cigarettes, so it is deeply upsetting to see how much both have made a come back in recent years. girls can you please use literally any other substances 😭
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/04/2026
we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
every day for me
FEMBOY GASLIGHTING @KNIFE_TWINK

trans girls will log on and be like “im such an bimbo uwu sleepypilled puppygirl” and then log back off to continue pursuing their PhD in microbiology
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@orbitaldropkick.bsky.social between One Piece's chapter this week and your page tomorrow, it is an incredible week to be a fan of comics in their endgames. Great week to be a fan of long-awaited, biblically-accurate angel designs too lol.
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Um...Florence? @umno1728.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I am exclusively a fan of professional sports teams from cities that start with the letter "B" and feature bird mascots. How could such whimsy end in such heartbreak?
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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