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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now he wanna lick my bomboclaat my ratatatataaaaa

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

LinkedIn open in one tab and Sniffies open in the other

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Did I think I'd be on tumblr in my thirties? No. But I also thought I'd find a plumbing job after I graduated college. I also thought I'd have a man in my late twenties actually. I also thought I wouldn't live in c*nada the rest of my life. I also thought we'd get Bayonetta 4

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I will however continue blocking people for literally anything. Even a slight disagreeance I just block I do love doing that

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I come from the haus of tumblr so I like to call strangers ugly for no reason but in recent times I've unfortunately had to remind myself I'm 32 and I can't be arguing with people on the internet for no reason anymore

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I do see now that this shot kinda sucks but either way happy #humpday

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS LUX BOOTY SHORTS

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The way The Legend of Zelda has always been in my life, despite maybe playing three games and never finishing them. This remake looks amazing. Completely unrelated, I have a massive boner and am going to masturbate real hard now

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

One very unfortunate event I keep experiencing is that I'll find a super hot gogo dancer or Only Fans dude on social media, think he's super hot and want to follow, only to see him do many posts with Elias Cohen

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If Trixie Mattel is charging 100k for a show imagine how much someone whos actually talented and interesting must cost omfg…

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just found out Calgary pride hired Trixie Mattel for 100K. I hate this country

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hi hi hello hello how are you I'm Chris hi hhello hellaur I'm single and desperate hi

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I've played Coming Out On Top twice and both times I got the single ending where nothing changes in your life

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Loving this randomizer I've been playing

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I understand why the white lady in Archer had a gangbang with the yakuza. Have you seen those sexy tattoos omfggggg

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Rosalia made La Perla because she went to bubble tea with her friends and got tapioca pearls in her drink and she was like "Omg this is so good" then we got Lux

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Thx u miss Carlita Reye Jepsen for taking a page outta the Cowboy Carter and Lux books. thx u white queen

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sharmootavevo ---> umbransharmoot

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I imagine being canadian is this horrific scientific experiment to see how much one can tolerate nonsense and stupidity

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I don't understand any joke anyone tells me anymore. If I've laughed at something you've said the past two years it was me not being completely aware that you are communicating in a manner that I should understand. I don't get anything

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Why did it have to be Hayden Panettiere. Why couldn't it have been Gal Gadot instead

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Every waking moment is agony. Thank god we have jacking off

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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Goon Monday morning warriors

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

They made headphones bluetooth connected instead of with cords and we didn’t riot 😭

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm not c*nadian actually I'm a New Yorker and a Michiganer btw

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I called someone on Reddit an idiot for suggesting Seteth could be in Fortune's Weave. Well.

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This Youtube dude also screams bloody murder when he sees a shiny. Granted it's exciting, but think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Final Destination 3. That's how loud he is

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Lindsay Stirling used to be mormon apparently. Do what you want with that I guess

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I think this guy who makes Pokémon videos on Youtube that I like may be mormon but I'm not sure......

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I used to make fun of white people for eating naan with hummus because I was like "One is from south Asia and the other is Arab!! White people are so dumb!!" but uhm yeah I've been heating up some naan bread and having it with hummus and uh yeah. I get it now. So....... Yeah I 100% get it actually

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Is this site dead or am I not following enough ppl......

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't really know who Benson Boone is but what I do know is he's just Lana Del Rey in drag

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

One amazing thing about travelling to different cities is that you get to see how all the ways public transit is horrible in a way that differs from where you are from

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wow. Stop That Train was a bad movie? I'm so shocked. This is shocking. My mother is shocked. My father is shocked. Everyone in my life is shocked. Next thing you're gonna tell me is white people are racist

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Chris He/Him @umbransharmoot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026