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@goblingab.bsky.social
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 8h
Good morning el gee bee tees
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19h
When Fergie said boys just come and go like seasons she was so right
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 21h
Whats after like?
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love to do nothing and go home.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty soon we’re gonna have more real estate agents than people buying houses
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why did HGSS give misty such a lesbian haircut
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have avian bone syndrome. Careful. Hollow bones.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Locked and plugged in this frontline roulette
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s finally getting cold enough to bring out the soup pot to beat your bf with
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately horny
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy fem top fall
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He asked if I had condoms and lube I said yeah with the other antiques
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
where the hell have you been loca
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone jorking their peanits tonight ?
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just like suicide and abortion jokes, domestic violence jokes are funny if you’re skinny enough
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bringing bf to the orchard on Saturday. He thinks we’re picking apples but we’re really going so I can throw apples at him.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey that was good but I don’t need it ever again
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time for a glass of water, a bag of all dressed ruffles, and the new 90 day fiance episode
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jeez I just noticed I’ve really gained mass on my thighs. I don’t have that muscle definition yet but I don’t remember seeing my legs this big
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shucking corn is so sensationally displeasing. First I have to rip her foreskin off and then her green lace front 😭
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do think Sanderson’s writing tends to lack in subtlety but I find myself returning to dalinar’s ”if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man” a lot
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Help what should I watch tonight. I need something funny. Could be tv or movie.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drinking white wine which usually leads to bitching about my mom but we’re in a good place rn so I guess I’ll just get horny like the rest of you sickos
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone wanna come over for pathetic dinner? It’s where I throw all the expired food out of my fridge and make a dreadful pasta with whatever is left.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Things that are good can sometimes be bad
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Leg day while listening to the king of butts @jakeismaking.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/150X5L...
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Jake Giles · Cavities · Song · 2026
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not that tight it’s just my AT field
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How it feels going out with nothing but a crumpled 20$ and a phone with a cracked screen
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I keep my lizard in my pocket and my lighter in my vivarium
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🫦
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful gowns
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love making useless ass functions that do nothing as placeholders and then calling them and seeing the computer do nothing. A def f(): return None* is something that can be so personal if you allow love into your heart. * I’m a pass denier
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have made dietary mistakes today that will take weeks to forgive
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#nowwatching The Lobster since the 90 day fiancé tell-all isn’t available yet
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who up finalizing their fourteenth fantasy
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only a handful of buttons left for the year
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So hot when he wants to bottom and isn’t just doing it to please you
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The concept of having seen gaga while she was pregnant… the baby probably recognizes my voice
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There can’t be that many of you in DC
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alexis Neiers is calling. Pick up? [Y/N]
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New coworker has dropped a few « j’ai demandé à Gemini et… » buddy let’s keep that for a rainy day
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 on FCF you better post some bush with those towers
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know the Chinese aunties are going to love running two Pokémon go accounts on the same phone
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1 year of lowkey being Charlie Kirk
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K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 09/09/2026
the new iphone duo is gonna take cruising to a whole other level
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Using AI to make you look like you’re in the 80s LOL
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Code is seemingly doing what I want it to do but also throwing an error at the very end that points to nothing
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My AI partner and I were wondering if you were interested in investing in our new app for automating logistics and leveraging deliverables in client facing software as a service roles? It’s called LimLop and yes half the angel investors are Israeli.
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She tetras on my hedron until I point upwards regardless of orientation
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Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning
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