Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19hWhen Fergie said boys just come and go like seasons she was so right 020
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pretty soon we’re gonna have more real estate agents than people buying houses 071
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s finally getting cold enough to bring out the soup pot to beat your bf with 070
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He asked if I had condoms and lube I said yeah with the other antiques 1190
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just like suicide and abortion jokes, domestic violence jokes are funny if you’re skinny enough 040
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bringing bf to the orchard on Saturday. He thinks we’re picking apples but we’re really going so I can throw apples at him. 0210
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Time for a glass of water, a bag of all dressed ruffles, and the new 90 day fiance episode 250
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jeez I just noticed I’ve really gained mass on my thighs. I don’t have that muscle definition yet but I don’t remember seeing my legs this big 2150
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shucking corn is so sensationally displeasing. First I have to rip her foreskin off and then her green lace front 😭 1130
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I do think Sanderson’s writing tends to lack in subtlety but I find myself returning to dalinar’s ”if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man” a lot 060
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Help what should I watch tonight. I need something funny. Could be tv or movie. 541
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Drinking white wine which usually leads to bitching about my mom but we’re in a good place rn so I guess I’ll just get horny like the rest of you sickos 1150
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone wanna come over for pathetic dinner? It’s where I throw all the expired food out of my fridge and make a dreadful pasta with whatever is left. 0120
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Leg day while listening to the king of butts @jakeismaking.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/150X5L...open.spotify.comCavitiesJake Giles · Cavities · Song · 2026 1120
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How it feels going out with nothing but a crumpled 20$ and a phone with a cracked screen 0100
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I keep my lizard in my pocket and my lighter in my vivarium 030
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love making useless ass functions that do nothing as placeholders and then calling them and seeing the computer do nothing. A def f(): return None* is something that can be so personal if you allow love into your heart. * I’m a pass denier 180
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have made dietary mistakes today that will take weeks to forgive 1130
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026#nowwatching The Lobster since the 90 day fiancé tell-all isn’t available yet 120
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So hot when he wants to bottom and isn’t just doing it to please you 0130
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The concept of having seen gaga while she was pregnant… the baby probably recognizes my voice 2160
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New coworker has dropped a few « j’ai demandé à Gemini et… » buddy let’s keep that for a rainy day 0100
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know the Chinese aunties are going to love running two Pokémon go accounts on the same phone 0130
Reposted by GabK-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 09/09/2026the new iphone duo is gonna take cruising to a whole other level 818126
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Code is seemingly doing what I want it to do but also throwing an error at the very end that points to nothing 080
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My AI partner and I were wondering if you were interested in investing in our new app for automating logistics and leveraging deliverables in client facing software as a service roles? It’s called LimLop and yes half the angel investors are Israeli. 060
Gab @goblingab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026She tetras on my hedron until I point upwards regardless of orientation 080