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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

maybe by "trans" MAGA meant "transactional" as in the sheriff dad getting $100K in exchange for his son?

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

⚡️BREAKING ⚡️ Developing story: FBI inches towards ruling Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

This is not a drill! This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception: A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov: t.me/etorostov/10... "the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️ ⚡️BREAKING⚡️ In retaliation to the China retaliatory tariffs, Trump closes White House China Room, orders staff to break dishes and use paper plates. t.co/qVNU1i0eVH

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

nobody does it like SNL does it! kudos to the writers! kudos to the cast!

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

⚡️UPDATE⚡️ Your new tariff schedule will be calculated according to the widely accepted formula among the social media experts: Tariff = [posts read - posts posted] / [consonants * verbs * number of cashews]

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

UMARF Public Service: Teaching #MAGA English Vocabulary: Today's word is smegma

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires hereby announces Tax Liberation Day for the following people: Mrs. UMARF - 25% - retaliatory Son of UMARF -50% - backdated Followers - 100% - it's about time you fuckers pay Blockers - 25% bonus payment to unblock

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫 For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values? 'tis true: tass.ru/politika/234... This will be a long-running 🧵 Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

⚡️BREAKING⚡️ Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Resolute Desk! Resolute Fucking Desk! get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️ ⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️ UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

TLDR: everything 🇷🇺touches turns to shit Great news from Voronezh where entrances to concrete bomb shelters have been boarded up by authorities because they were being used as toilets. t.co/3TixtJqpZZ

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

any shy #fellas, you can use this as an icebreaker at parties. a printout is good for a free admission for one to a #NAFO sex tunnel (if that's still a thing; nobody tells gramps anything) tyvm ‪@vylistalo.bsky.social‬ for pinging me on this

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Marina Sanchez @mililicoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

@swegringo.bsky.social @umarf.bsky.social Champagne Supernova! 🍾🇬🇪🥂🎉 bsky.app/profile/anna... 🚌 Via @annagvarish.bsky.social

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

⚡️Great News⚡️ "Formal investigation of by the Partizansk ̷S̷h̷i̷t̷t̷y̷ City Prosecutor has determined the reason for the shitbumps™️ was a sewage pipe burst that led to all sorts of shit surfacing"⬇️ t.co/jmk5jc5evN

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Great news from Novosibirsk today where "a river of shit" is going strong despite robust -21C temps. The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v... h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

While your lazy ass slept, Orcistan developed 🇷🇺 Predictive AI that has no analogues in the West. 🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1) Pleasant dreams.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

UMARF Fashionisha Department brings the Ladies of Blue Sky more beauty tips. Straight outa Orcistan. No, no, don't thank me. No, really. Don't

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

this is the best and the most unfair thing to post when some of us are forbidden from enjoying life's simple carbs. may i say that the vareniki with Ukrainian cherries are the best thing on the planet. i have a friend in Vyshgorod who spoiled me so with these.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires Fashionista Department presents: iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season: cc: @nixxed.bsky.social

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Marina Sanchez @mililicoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

@swegringo.bsky.social @umarf.bsky.social Libres!!!!!!!! bsky.app/profile/maks... Via @maks23.bsky.social

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Consider this a belated Chirstmas gift: "Through deceit & blackmail Ukrainian pranksters forced 🇷🇺air defense operators to shoot down the Azerbaijani airplane" Tell me you can top Ukrainian sense of humor. Gohead, i'll wait.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Thanks to our dear friend @lxsummer1.bsky.social we have a Boxing Day entry in our 🇷🇺#FireBus BINGO! All UMARF can add is that it was №903 and provide a watermark-free video gazeta.ru/auto/news/20... M-26 M-903 use a blow torch to burn them off your cards

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

UMARF 🇷🇺 #FireBus Christmas BINGO is this PAZ number from Chelyabinsk: t.co/WQhare57QE You may cross Ч-25 off your cards

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

While your lazy ass slept, Palestinians invented Ku Klux Klan

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

While your lazy ass slept Orcistan had a Major Ursu t.co/DAYVZZnXJp

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Meanwhile, in Syria t.me/Ukraine_365N... Merry Christmas to all!

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

UMARF Fashionista Department presents: "Guess What We Are Selling?" contest kicks off in a Rostov mall. t.me/etorostov/75...

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aly кішка! @mexic0la.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

If the government shuts down, does NAFO still get paid?

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

⚡️BREAKING - URGENT⚡️ Rostov authorities report Novoshakhtinsk Oil Refinery might be running low on structures with which to continue intercepting drones, but they can't be sure because everything appears to be heavily pixilated due to heavy smoke:⬇️ t.me/etorostov/75... pic.x.com/cwdHMUzq6K

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Good morning, blue skyers. Here in Minnesota, our deadline for choosing the health insurance plan for 2025 is Wednesday. We have to choose carefully because our preferred clinics shift in and out of coverage.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

While your lazy ass slept, Orcistan invented an ass muffler. appropriately, vatnik ass muffler is made with genuine vata.

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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Facts.....

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

UMARF Fashionista & Beauty Department presents: Orc Beauty Tips - Chelyabinsk Cosmetology. Lesson 1: Wrinkle Removal t.me/shot_shot/75... Women of Blue Sky, you can thank me later.

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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Some ask me what you can do - & there are tonnes : You can support itinative you trust. You can support my work, or drone units that help to defend us, or art therapy sessions we provide for kids in Kherson region. You can let your politicians know it’s important to you . Your influence is huge.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Celebrations abound in Rostov as it celebrates a 2 week anniversary of its warm sewage waterfall t.me/etorostov/74...

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Marina Sanchez @mililicoo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

@umarf.bsky.social 8! 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 💛💙 bsky.app/profile/olga... Via @olgapatluyk.bsky.social

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

they are letting the fuckers leave peacefully after all the children, mothers & grandfathers they'd murdered from the sky for over a dozen years over Aleppo & Idlib. it appears Turkey brokered the exit. now it'll be up to Ukraine to off these murderous bastards. #Hmeymim ⬇️

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

#Stalemate in #Syria as #FSA advancing on the Presidential Palace in #Damascus has nobody left to fight with the regular army troops changing into civilian clothes faster than FSA can advance.

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