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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

maybe by "trans" MAGA meant "transactional" as in the sheriff dad getting $100K in exchange for his son?

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

wait, are you calling the Ministry a "twitter celeb"? if so, i want to buy you a beer! 😂

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

it's just that i had a bit of free time last night: evening appointment was cancelled late in the afternoon.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

⚡️BREAKING ⚡️ Developing story: FBI inches towards ruling Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

This is not a drill! This is the moment UMARF has been training for since its inception: A public outhouse has caught on fire in Rostov: t.me/etorostov/10... "the firemen who responded had only half the extinguishers needed to put it out; the fire jumped to the neighboring structures"

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️ ⚡️BREAKING⚡️ In retaliation to the China retaliatory tariffs, Trump closes White House China Room, orders staff to break dishes and use paper plates. t.co/qVNU1i0eVH

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

nobody does it like SNL does it! kudos to the writers! kudos to the cast!

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

⚡️UPDATE⚡️ Your new tariff schedule will be calculated according to the widely accepted formula among the social media experts: Tariff = [posts read - posts posted] / [consonants * verbs * number of cashews]

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Before anyone starts clutching his pearls, two things: - no, it cannot be seen in the photos, but such is its nature & - here's Monty Python teaching both, a) the value of not being seen AND, b) smegma, in one of my favorite skits t.co/FDAoXJddUr

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSFM50G6wE

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

UMARF Public Service: Teaching #MAGA English Vocabulary: Today's word is smegma

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires hereby announces Tax Liberation Day for the following people: Mrs. UMARF - 25% - retaliatory Son of UMARF -50% - backdated Followers - 100% - it's about time you fuckers pay Blockers - 25% bonus payment to unblock

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫 Great news from Moskvabad where "a legendary 🇷🇺hockey player, 5X national champion, Igor Dorofeyev has been arrested for public masturbation at the 🇷🇺National Children's Library" Traditional 🇷🇺 Sport: news.ru/moskva/legen... pic.x.com/KBr8xGhl0S

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

💫🇷🇺: The More You Know💫 For example, did you even know that 🇷🇺 is about to create its Official Dictionary of Traditional Values? 'tis true: tass.ru/politika/234... This will be a long-running 🧵 Exhibit 1: Traditional 🇷🇺 Dance:

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

⚡️BREAKING⚡️ Moskvabad team fails to qualify for the 🇷🇺 Darwin Award Finals

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Resolute Desk! Resolute Fucking Desk! get these fuckers deported, the whole lot of them

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

⚡️EXCLUSIVE⚡️ ⚡UNCONFIRMED⚡️ UMARF Sources: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte invites Kanye West and Elon Musk to the 81 D-Day Celebration to present the case for the other side.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

& nobody there had the foresight or planning to consider basic human needs in the shelter itself. i mean, a port-a-potty...nah...no need!

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

TLDR: everything 🇷🇺touches turns to shit Great news from Voronezh where entrances to concrete bomb shelters have been boarded up by authorities because they were being used as toilets. t.co/3TixtJqpZZ

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

any shy #fellas, you can use this as an icebreaker at parties. a printout is good for a free admission for one to a #NAFO sex tunnel (if that's still a thing; nobody tells gramps anything) tyvm ‪@vylistalo.bsky.social‬ for pinging me on this

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Marina Sanchez @mililicoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

@swegringo.bsky.social @umarf.bsky.social Champagne Supernova! 🍾🇬🇪🥂🎉 bsky.app/profile/anna... 🚌 Via @annagvarish.bsky.social

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Photo: local citizens and commuters alike overjoyed at another successful resolution of a crisis by the vigilant ̷S̷h̷i̷t̷t̷y̷ City Procecutor's Office

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

⚡️Great News⚡️ "Formal investigation of by the Partizansk ̷S̷h̷i̷t̷t̷y̷ City Prosecutor has determined the reason for the shitbumps™️ was a sewage pipe burst that led to all sorts of shit surfacing"⬇️ t.co/jmk5jc5evN

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

'This is not the first time that transport has gotten stuck in these shit hummocks, & the administration has not solved the problem,' confirms local alert resident Maxim, who also got stuck in an icy turd rut in his personal car." Thoughts & prayers it all melts soon & there's a shitty runoff

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

by an eyewitness shows the passenger bus trapped in the frozen sewage. Local residents [those ingrates!] are expressing dissatisfaction with the fact that the city administration is not taking any measures to eliminate the consequences of the sewer burst.⬇️

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

appeared, due to which passengers and local drivers cannot leave the city on their business. A recent incident involving a public transport bus that got stuck in these icy potholes has caused disruption to the city's already less than ideal public transport. Video footage taken⬇️

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

"Frozen Fecal Hummocks Constipate Bus Movement n Partizansk Partizansk has a serious problem with transport constipation due to ice hummocks that formed after a sewer burst. In the area of the bus station, where the leak occurred earlier, huge brown-fecal ice hummocks have ⬇️

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Great news from Novosibirsk today where "a river of shit" is going strong despite robust -21C temps. The sewage pipe explosion in Siberia's largest city also took out heat & electricity in 315 apt buildings, 60 of which are high-rises. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/01/22/v... h/t@prune602.bsky.social w🫂

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

vyshnya is cherries vysh is like alt/alto in Spanish, typically designating a higher elevation. not always correct or even historically correct, but still...

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

While your lazy ass slept, Orcistan developed 🇷🇺 Predictive AI that has no analogues in the West. 🇷🇺 through 🇷🇺AI: (part 1) Pleasant dreams.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

UMARF Fashionisha Department brings the Ladies of Blue Sky more beauty tips. Straight outa Orcistan. No, no, don't thank me. No, really. Don't

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

як ти думаєш що твій батько мій брат?

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

this is the best and the most unfair thing to post when some of us are forbidden from enjoying life's simple carbs. may i say that the vareniki with Ukrainian cherries are the best thing on the planet. i have a friend in Vyshgorod who spoiled me so with these.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

this is exactly what i'm talking about! the cheese is likely cottage cheese, the East European variety which is drier & more crumbly. and the vareniki are divine! the only thing more criminal than introducing the topic in front of a hungry man are the photos! my favorite are the cherry ones, btw

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires Fashionista Department presents: iz orcistan fashon shoevear for mud & snow season: cc: @nixxed.bsky.social

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Marina Sanchez @mililicoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

@swegringo.bsky.social @umarf.bsky.social Libres!!!!!!!! bsky.app/profile/maks... Via @maks23.bsky.social

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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires in Exile @umarf.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Consider this a belated Chirstmas gift: "Through deceit & blackmail Ukrainian pranksters forced 🇷🇺air defense operators to shoot down the Azerbaijani airplane" Tell me you can top Ukrainian sense of humor. Gohead, i'll wait.

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