Reposted by homer_smoke_bong.wmvjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I love to plague the guitar 214111
Reposted by homer_smoke_bong.wmvrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026crow in hot tub 0271
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026GRANDPATHER: and his name was obanacare THE AUDIENCE: excellent 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*finds a flag at the top of a flagpole* what in the fuck 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a grizzled detective who won't stop saying "epic fail" 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026in the afterlife you're just an animated button on a webpage that plays a clip of your voice saying "stop clicking on me" despite you not remebering ever saying that in your life 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there is a 00 dollar bill that resists your attempts to look at it directly and disappears from your possesion the moment you think of anything else 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026defeating the villain in a slasher movie by saying "hey what's up, guy" to him whenever he shows up 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026grasping a concept, crushing it in my grip and honking abt it like frankenstein's monster 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think the beastie boys were afraid people wouldn't know the words they said rhymed 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*pointing up at an airplane* this guys pissing me off 010
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026man I'm beat, gotta sit down. I feel like what I need right now is some Fabulous Value 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PROUST has broken the TELEPHONE over his KNEE 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026leave out with that shit, man like, you know what I mean go fucking go. please get over away from it to there, pretty much. make way to another place, essentially. come on 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026JESUS: lol just joking when I died and then came back haha APOSTLE: jesus what does this shit even mean 000
Reposted by homer_smoke_bong.wmvrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15/07/2026theres a sandstone orangutan who arrives on a filigree of light and helps you to heal if you think elegant enough thoughts about him. you have to imagine him exactly perfect 0358
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pimps are frightened that you will discover their secret: it's short for pimpsqueak. they are wimps, to be manhandled by moose from archie 010
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hermes getting wild and crashing his dumb ass into an outhouse at 43938801 mph 010
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🕯YOU WOULDN'T🕯 ☢️ UNDERSTAND ☢️ 💀 ITS A 💀 ⚜️PUDNUTZ⚜️ 🚽THING🚽 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i"m, going too shit ~vincent van gogh 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026replying "is that some kind of crack" to every post 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026have you considered the chucklefuck maneuver 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My Friend, The Horse Who Has Killed A Man 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026expressing surprise by simply lengthening my skull 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026rememeber when jesius believed in GOD 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a new, more final way to remove the hair from my ass 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sneakily messing up golfers swings by transforming into a ghoulish apparition of death before their very eyes. fuckin got em 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I yelled at the neighbors and tripped over my cigar and now I'm crying 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*trying to seem rich to impress people* dad give me the keys to the limo 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i thing they would let me on dragon ball z if i could tell them i h8 justin binber and show them my linken park mp3s 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026henry kissinger is more similar to henry is pissing me off!!!! itd the GOD damn truth -ZDoG 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026taking off my bowler hat to reveal a beanie, peeling off my fake beard to reveal only a soul patch, tearing off my large rubber ears to reveal pierced ears underneath, my string quartet morph's into Korn and I flip off the maitre d 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026seek and ye shall find chicking tender 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026got kicked out of Create-A-Wizard forum for exclusively posting stock photos of guys in backwards hats 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026GUY FROM CAKE: the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, ME: this guys good 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I had a dream that made me cry. got into an argument with Al Kabong and he raised his voice at me. He'd never do that 000
Reposted by homer_smoke_bong.wmvDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172572645
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wake up every morning thankful for the karate masters who have kicked my ass time and again. thanks guys 010
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*watching PBS* if you don't fuck with Thai Elvis I don't fuck with you 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026have a taste of your own medicine. shit is so good. way better than my medicine. my medicine sucks ass 000
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The insistence of every Wii U fan is that they're the only person who ever liked the Wii U. and they're right, 010
homer_smoke_bong.wmv @ultrareal3dgfx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Send the results to Stanley Gamecube 100
