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GetOFFmyLawn

@udamnkids.bsky.social
4K followers 4.4K following 224 posts

Collector of errant Frisbees and baseballs. Rittenhouse, Luigi and UHC are murders, not heros. Pissed off about what’s to come

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Whatever your plans are tonight, CHANGE THEM! You need to see @spidermanmovie.bsky.social You will thank me tomorrow
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Superman, Captain America, and now this kid, teach us it’s okay to punch Nazi’s. Pay attention class
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I don’t watch a lot of NFL. But when I do, it’s to watch Aaron Rogers crash and burn on CBS! Sorry Steeler fans
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Will Mike Johnson claim he doesn’t know anything about tonight’s election results?
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’m appalled by the shooting of Charlie Kirk and the almost concurrent shooting of two students in a Denver school. THIS IS NOT OKAY! “WE” ARE NOT OKAY! I loath Charlie and despise United Health Care. But violence will only dig us deeper into the shit. What the actual fuck
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Brian Manning📎 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
This is how it’s done. Thank you @jollygoodginger.bsky.social
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DBeach @beachnic.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Not like we weren't warned: Robert Reich Trump’s attempted coup against the United States continues. We are now in Phase 3. Phase 1 was his refusal to concede the 2020 election and his big lie that the election was “stolen” from him, without any basis in fact.
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Virginia Heffernan @virginiaheffernan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fight The Trump Takeover Rally on Saturday—across 20 states. I’ll be at an event in upstate NY. Sign up now to join me: www.mobilize.us/fightthetrum...
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Fight The Trump Takeover Rally · Fight the Trump Takeover
The Texas House Democrats are denying quorum to stop the Trump takeover of Texas and block his attempt to rig the 2026 midterm elections. But Trump isn’t stopping in Texas. He’s targeting Missouri, Oh...
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @lizzielizliz.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The truth by a Texan. Listen to him. It’s about the redistricting in Texas! Trump and Abbott hates it when the truth is spoken out loud!!
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social will S2 Peacemaker bring us opening credits worthy of endless rewatches? S1 set the bar very high
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A racist Florida Man died today. Oh well
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a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a door .
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This made me laugh so I’m sharing.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
aodream ant🫀
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings #Scottsdale #NoKingsAZ
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Jeff Bezos is a friggin pussy and that’s all I have to say on that
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
History is not on your side
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
And just like that; when someone tells me they graduated Harvard, my eyes only roll halfway up into my head
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Holy shit! Catherine O’Hara showing up in #TheLastOfUs S2:1 just made my friggin’ week
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Dear @schumer.senate.gov. See @booker.senate.gov. THAT.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
BREAKING: Newly obtained footage of the abduction of Tufts student Runeysa Ozturk which includes audio of her kidnappers.
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Scottie @scottie51.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Schumer, you up to this? Or is opening your flip phone enough????
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Who is going to primary @schumer.senate.gov? No really, I need to know. I’m sending them monthly $$$ the moment they file the docs!!!
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thank you @barbosaportal.bsky.social!!!
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
@algreen.house.gov Thank You Sir. #GoodTrouble
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not a dime until they present a fight
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The great thing about living in a streaming TV world is that you can altogether avoid the cavalcade of lies and the bloated bloviating of the small, but flatulent diaper man.
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ending the night with this. *Get your hankies* A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Understand that yesterday's reality-TV-driven Oval Office performance was just our country’s most embarrassing moment "so far." There will be more, and they will be worse. These chucklefucks continue to exceed our worst-case expectations. Get angry.
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
What a spineless, capitulating, hypocritical dipshit
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Krasnov, Vance and the cabal of twatwaffles can go fuck themselves
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wow. Thanks for the new “Follows!” It seems I appeared on a very successful list earlier this week. I’m vetting and following back as quickly as I possible, but it will take a few days
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#GOP policy has always been “let them die”
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Cat mom @akfny.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social We are growing IMPATIENT Where is the push back???!!
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Because the media is already getting everything as wrong as they possibly can, let's go over what actually happened with Colombia yesterday. Under Biden/Harris, Colombia accepted more than 400 deportation flights, 120 just in 2024 alone. These were normal commercial planes. 1/
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My distraction to yesterday’s ceremonial joke show was watching the Food Network all day. I gained three pounds
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
…and just like that. Detroit Lions fans secure their lifetime, deeded, play-off tickets in Section: “Outside Looking In.” @detroitlions.bsky.social
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Plmcgrew @plmcgrew.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Carrie Underwood seems to enjoy keeping company with rapists. Bless her heart
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Holley Atkinson @holleya.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
From a friend just now: "Perhaps needless to say, this is a funeral for the USA as we’ve known it for our entire lives.” #Carter #JimmyCarter #JimmyCarterFuneral #RIPUSA #RIPAmerica
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
One of the best threads I’ve seen in standing up to the chaos about to unfold
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
WTF!
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driftglass @driftglass.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Finally gone
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year!! Or, as history will remember it, “The Age Of Stupid.” youtu.be/ezbZb34s2gc?...
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Age of Stupid
YouTube video by The Jellybricks - Topic
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Holidays to those who celebrate. My wife is down with COVID and isolating. We’re celebrating by text, phone, and Facetime. I’m not sure what the next year will bring, but today, our lives are whole and blessed. Merry Christmas
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Trump is so comfortable being Putin’s puppet he can’t even see that Elon’s hand is also pulling his strings
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is the person “Christian” Speaker Johnson fought to protect. This is the person Little Hitler wanted to run the highest law enforcement position in our country. The term hasn’t even begun and it is already oozing puss
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Thanks for the inclusion
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
1930! we’re watching history repeat itself in real time
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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Thanks Brittney. I always find great follows on your lists!!
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