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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Getting big dollars out of politics should be number ONE, not ten. You can’t achieve the rest of that list with out it

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Whatever your plans are tonight, CHANGE THEM! You need to see @spidermanmovie.bsky.social You will thank me tomorrow

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I always look for the flowers when buying weed

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Not a chef, but when my wife isn’t looking I eat entire meals standing over the sink. At 66, it’s still my prefer dining spot

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

How to get the press to stop talking about toddler trump’s history of avoiding previous dinners and get the press talking exclusively about him

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Agree in a broad stroke. But there needs one exception. I don’t like MAGA women who vote GOP. Those crazy bitches are fugly inside and out.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I wish I could give you a hug.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I have heavily tinted windows. The wave is there, you just can’t see it. So, following “Schroedinger’s Wave Theory” I both waved and did not wave and you owe me dinner

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Two more friggin years of this clown

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Superman, Captain America, and now this kid, teach us it’s okay to punch Nazi’s. Pay attention class

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I would lay the gaslighting by Gen Westmoreland on Kennedy, but he didn’t start the fire, Ike did.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Geezus Tom, “Self-Important” much?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If this is your big story of the day you are grossly incompetent.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

The decline in traditional tobacco consumption in young demographics came from education, public campaigns and lastly, tighter enforcement at point of sale. I find the hysteria around vape disingenuous and dangerous. It’s a product proven for cessation with higher success rates over patches, gum etc

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

So what you’re saying, is even as a kid, you preferred watching people buttoned up in suits instead of those in “groovy” casual clothes. Explains a lot.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Fatigue is no excuse to not uselessly over-dress for your flight.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

@radiofreetom.bsky.social we just want you to be happy. Of course you’re free to watch whatever you want. Could we recommend 50’s/60’s action packed, culturally inappropriate Looney Toons cartoons for your under-stimulated cerebral cortex?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I don’t watch a lot of NFL. But when I do, it’s to watch Aaron Rogers crash and burn on CBS! Sorry Steeler fans

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The ones moving out of Soldier Field? Dafaq you say??!!

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I fly First or Business showing up in tee shirts and jeans. That turns the Tom’s of the world into the same whiney complainers

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

…and their very next complaint is their family wasn’t seated together after refusing to pay for assigned seating. I agree with Tom, airlines will continue offering stripped down service as long as people snap up those tickets.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

From one curmudgeon to another I respect your attempt to defend a ridiculous world view. But why stop at shorts and baseball caps? Let’s take it to off-the-rack business attire as well 😁. Nothing says I’m a prisoner of bad taste and corporate subjugation than a wardrobe from Men’s Warehouse.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

There isn’t a single mention of “costume” in my posts. Uniform, yes. Costume, no.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Wow, did you really just post a photo of a family, or friends, in a modest holiday photo to prove some point on dress code superiority? The only point I takeaway from that photo is the reality of living paycheck to paycheck in the 21st century. Also, brown?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Those gentlemen had style, & those photos are from an era long gone. I love Frank, Dean & Sammy in their suits as well. I’ve spent my adult, professional life in jeans, tee’s and over shirts. Usually pushing the same price point as an off the rack suit. I prefer that uniform to “let’s play dress up”

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Geezus Tom, I’ve worked in the music business my entire adult life. You just perfectly summarized exactly why my daily wear leaves me snickering at the buttoned up fools of the world. I’ve seen you in your “business attire,” it’s not the flex you think it is.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Thank you for your sacrifice

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

@kaine.senate.gov legacy was to be the man who should have been VP. Now, he will leave his years of service known as pussy little bitch boy. Dafaq was he thinking?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I would question whether ICE in that roll are “cops” or illegal, immoral occupiers.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Meanwhile, 3 out of 4 plastic pieces that come into a home are 5PP. Recycling companies are rejecting them, China won’t take them and they wind up in landfills and waterways.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Will Mike Johnson claim he doesn’t know anything about tonight’s election results?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Will you let guests drive home?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I grew overconfident when I rolled with the first jab and no side effects. That second one? Ugh? Off my feet for 24 hrs

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Without the House in session, who mostly likely wouldn’t bring it to the floor if they were, how is this anything more the performative?

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

It’s simple, if Sinclair isn’t meeting their obligation to carry network programming, ABC should pull their affiliation.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

He should have been recalled to Rome after his Milwaukee tenure. How he continues in NY with increasingly unhinged rhetoric baffles me.

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I’m appalled by the shooting of Charlie Kirk and the almost concurrent shooting of two students in a Denver school. THIS IS NOT OKAY! “WE” ARE NOT OKAY! I loath Charlie and despise United Health Care. But violence will only dig us deeper into the shit. What the actual fuck

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Brian Manning📎 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This is how it’s done. Thank you @jollygoodginger.bsky.social

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GetOFFmyLawn @udamnkids.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I wholeheartedly agree Tom!! Cue 5000-10,000 word Atlantic articles that could easily be brought down to a single page

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DBeach @beachnic.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Not like we weren't warned: Robert Reich Trump’s attempted coup against the United States continues. We are now in Phase 3. Phase 1 was his refusal to concede the 2020 election and his big lie that the election was “stolen” from him, without any basis in fact.

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