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Matt

@u-not-ew.bsky.social
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Every day I wake up and the nightmare begins again

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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Shut the fuck up
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Nope loud incorrect buzzer noise
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Good for you buddy you really crushed it on the internet today
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Shouldn’t get to be in the WBC if you’re bombing innocent people but hey go Garrett
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The way they kept announcing trades every already knew about like two picks after was really throwing me for a loop
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I know this has been hashed out before by people but the entire wearing the wrong hat trades aren’t final part of the draft was such a buzzkill to sift through
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The Jeff green Ray Allen trade blew my fucking mind as a kid
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Another left handed bat after we called 2 up and have the outfield clogged with a bunch of them already
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Loving the in ring work but idk if introducing two new nicknames while keeping the same daddy ass and scissoring gimmick is doing it 😭
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yall forever farming McAfee and Mina Kimes for cheap clicks from your hater fanbase
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It worked out with LeBron bitching him up in person and him crying on tv
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Crazy how you took a tweet that said chills about a wrestler he enjoys and turned it into all that
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/06/2025
Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/06/2025
HUGE POP for Mr. Iguana. #MITB
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 07/06/2025
Mr. Iguana rules lol #WorldsCollide
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Denver crowd is HOT tonight
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Telling on yourself for being 19 years old
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Gilbert arenas is by far the dumbest motherfucker that is paid money to talk about basketball
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
They’re up there for biggest group of dumbasses talking basketball
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Your uber is here. 📸 Wakakimi わがきみ Cat Hotel & Spa
A white and black cat with two paws on a steering wheel inside a car.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 25/05/2025
First big league hit for Marcelo!
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Knicks neck beard crash outs on the discover page fueling me today
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I love the taste of Knicks tears on my discover page
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a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
ALT: a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I know quote tweeting will only make things worse but I get the dumbest fucking sports takes on my timeline absolute 3 brain cell mfs
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Marchand should be working for buzzfeed man is a clickbait merchant 😭
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Always wild catching one of these out in the wild
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Your posts all have absolutely atrocious writing and grammar in them and you don’t know shit about football 😂😂😂
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Insane amount of coping on my discover timeline today the thunder have 4 players better than Jamal Murray alone 😂😭
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
Tinsel the calico glares at you with a furrowed brow
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami
Our lovely cat Jane angling for little a salami
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Celtics fan crashout time let’s gooooooo
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 06/05/2025
2 years ago today, Bad Bunny made his entrance at WWE Backlash in Puerto Rico Felt like a mini concert.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“What if they want to retire his number 11 too” they literally did it for number 14 at the same team it wouldn’t kill you to know what you’re talking about for once
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 03/05/2025
Nick Aldis with a Teddy Long shout-out. #SmackDown
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh good one coming for a sports team I like faceless miserable person you sure got me! Go missing for a week and watch how no one notices
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
You know you’re allowed to have replies to things that aren’t just bitching and moaning right your profile is an absolute bummer
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
dlvr.it
Adam Silver: NBA media doesn’t do enough to celebrate basketball
Adam Silver respects the job the media does. The NBA commissioner wanted to get that out of the way first. The media has a role to play in the NBA’s ecosystem. But even with Silver acknowledging the importance of that role, the league has found itself grappling with a perception issue that’s partly fueled by Read more... The post Adam Silver: NBA media doesn’t do enough to celebrate basketball appeared first on Awful Announcing.
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Like yes 32 multi billion dollar companies than are competing all passed on a guy because of anonymous reports and not from their own scouting do you hear yourself the brain is rotting
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social would rather blame journalists than the father and son that openly said they wouldn’t play for teams lmfao Aaron Rodgers got to him so bad it’s such a shame show used to be a blast
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dumb as fuck
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