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Matt

@u-not-ew.bsky.social
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Every day I wake up and the nightmare begins again

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/06/2025
Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/06/2025
HUGE POP for Mr. Iguana. #MITB
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 07/06/2025
Mr. Iguana rules lol #WorldsCollide
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Your uber is here. 📸 Wakakimi わがきみ Cat Hotel & Spa
A white and black cat with two paws on a steering wheel inside a car.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 25/05/2025
First big league hit for Marcelo!
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Knicks neck beard crash outs on the discover page fueling me today
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I love the taste of Knicks tears on my discover page
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a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
ALT: a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I know quote tweeting will only make things worse but I get the dumbest fucking sports takes on my timeline absolute 3 brain cell mfs
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Insane amount of coping on my discover timeline today the thunder have 4 players better than Jamal Murray alone 😂😭
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
Tinsel the calico glares at you with a furrowed brow
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami
Our lovely cat Jane angling for little a salami
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Celtics fan crashout time let’s gooooooo
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 06/05/2025
2 years ago today, Bad Bunny made his entrance at WWE Backlash in Puerto Rico Felt like a mini concert.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 03/05/2025
Nick Aldis with a Teddy Long shout-out. #SmackDown
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Adam Silver: NBA media doesn’t do enough to celebrate basketball
Adam Silver respects the job the media does. The NBA commissioner wanted to get that out of the way first. The media has a role to play in the NBA’s ecosystem. But even with Silver acknowledging the importance of that role, the league has found itself grappling with a perception issue that’s partly fueled by Read more... The post Adam Silver: NBA media doesn’t do enough to celebrate basketball appeared first on Awful Announcing.
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social would rather blame journalists than the father and son that openly said they wouldn’t play for teams lmfao Aaron Rodgers got to him so bad it’s such a shame show used to be a blast
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 27/04/2025
JARREN DURAN JUST STOLE HOME!!!!
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Attempting to make my discover page not suck soooo Philadelphia 76ers Boston Red Sox Green Bay Packers Pro wrestling WWE electronic music Rock climbing
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2025
Randy Orton: I Couldn't Be Happier With My WrestleMania 41 Opponent. The People Love Joe Hendry
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Randy Orton: I Couldn't Be Happier With My WrestleMania 41 Opponent. The People Love Joe Hendry | Fightful News
Randy Orton believes.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2025
Kairi Sane got emotional after Iyo Sky's #WrestleMania win.
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IGN @ign.com · 21/04/2025
John Cena has taken down Cody Rhodes to win the WWE Undisputed Championship at WrestleMania 41. It's his record 17th world title.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2025
Randy Orton gave Joe Hendry his #WrestleMania moment.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 20/04/2025
THIS FIRE BURNS
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Andy @whirlingandy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Compilation of Mizuki’s spectacular ‘Whirling Candy’ 🍭 #tjpw 🇯🇵🤼‍♀️
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
💃💃💃
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 10/04/2025
Penta arriving at ESPN Deportes He knows how to make an entrance!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 10/04/2025
Bregman delivers! 👊
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 08/04/2025
Netflix’s eight-part documentary, “The Clubhouse: A year with the Red Sox,” premieres today. The fourth episode, titled “Still Alive,” focuses on Jarren Duran, who revealed new details about his mental health struggles. 🔗: dlvr.it/TK2ZCT
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 08/04/2025
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"'A few years ago, I found myself in a dark place, but I’m still here, and I’m so lucky I am. And if my story can help even one person, then it was worth telling.' - Jarren Duran" Image shows portrait of Jarren Duran sitting and holding a baseball in home white uniform. “Talking about this wasn’t easy, but it felt important. I trusted the Netflix crew, and I knew that if I was going to share this, I had to be real about it. A few years ago, I found myself in a dark place, but I’m still here, and I’m so lucky I am. And if my story can help even one person, then it was worth telling. It’s that ability to help, to reach those who feel alone, that motivated me to tell my story. Right now, my focus is on the field. We have a postseason to chase, and that’s where my head is. I’ve shared what I needed to share, and I appreciate everyone’s understanding that my focus right now is on baseball and helping my team win a World Series. I am grateful for the tremendous support I’ve received. If you’re struggling, please know there’s help. You can call a friend, a trusted person, your doctor, or an organization like Samaritans. And, if you’re in immediate danger, call 988.”
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/04/2025
This Bron Breakker spear was GNARLY GOOD GOD #WWERAW
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 07/04/2025
Kenny Omega and Speedball hitting Ricochet's bald head 😂😂😂 #AEWDynasty
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 07/04/2025
Tony Khan’s reactions to Toni Storm HOWLING 😂😂😂
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 06/04/2025
This "bald" sign at Ricochet 😂😂😂 #AEWCollision
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
People are so negative and pessimistic at this point they can’t even fathom one historical moment that wasn’t negative sad shit man lmao
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Matt @u-not-ew.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
People who are nothing but rude assholes with no tact getting upset when someone does it back to them fucking pussy lmao
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 05/04/2025
This is the segment that CM Punk referenced tonight. Paul Heyman in 2013
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 03/04/2025
9 years ago today, Zack Ryder won the WWE Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania 32. Incredible moment.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
WILLOW BLEEPING NIGHTINGALE! #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and max
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Geo @defnotgeo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My last two brain cells 🤗 #AEWDynamite
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