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Still looking for that three trillion Rumsfeld lost the Friday before 9-11.

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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 12h
Cue the State of the Union preview
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President Camacho's Idiocracy Gun
Alt: President Camacho's Idiocracy Gun
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how the new CBS keeps people from remembering that the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House ultimately went to jail for covering up child rape. Which is apparently always in season.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17h
Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
Which is worse? My money is on that one.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
Just put that over there on the pile with the other crimes that everyone ignores. At what point do we realize that him thinking he's above the law is directly due to the fact that by doing nothing, we're proving he is above the law.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
Bowing isn't allegiance. Putin has dirt on him. I can't imagine Epstein wasn't on Putin's radar, and I doubt Epstein cared where he sold his intel. On top of that, Putin knows Trump's connection to Deutsche Bank & Russian mob money. He obeys, but he has no loyalty to him. It's self-preservation.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
Must be weird for him, making that gesture while wearing pants.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
So Hegseth was a trainer in the military? Did not know that.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
"We regret to inform you that, while in custody, Ghislaine Maxwell committed suicide next week."
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
If you've never seen Spinal Tap, it's hilarious! They contracted for a Stonehenge model but wrote the plans in inches instead of feet.
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Spinal Tap: Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 13h
We grow to the absolute limits of our environment while destroying the host on which our survival depends. I'm beginning to think we may be a parasite. Explains why aliens don't want to make contact.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 15h
The problem wasn't that the band was down. The problem was we had a model of Stonehenge on stage in dreadful fear of being crushed by a dwarf.
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel in Spinal Tap
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
You have to have an allegiance before you can be a traitor. He's never been on the side of anything but his own self-interest. His own children would be fools to trust him.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
You know he has his fingers crossed, wishing harder than he's ever wished for anything else before. It would solve all his problems.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
Money from Russia, merch from China, wives from Eastern Europe, and marching orders from Israel.  America first.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
Unfortunately, every choice between spending money on bombs or beakers ends with more bombs.
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 16h
The Amazon alone holds 10% of all known species on Earth, and scientists estimate we have studied less than 1% of its plants for medicinal value. We are burning a library of cures before reading the books. Source: Amazon Conservation Association / WWF
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
They didn't shoot MLK for his civil rights stance. He was shot when he started telling people how the government was wasting their money on an endless war, using young black males to do their dirty work. He told them to burn their draft cards and demand accountability. Then he was worth shooting.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 16h
That's completely wrong. He knows a lot about pedophilia, corruption, and racism, too.
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
. I warned you MAGAts about this months ago That the American farms will be snapped up for peanuts by Trumps’ buddies I almost feel sorry for you farmers. Almost…… But you voted for him And you’ll probably vote for him again .
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Chuck! We need a sternly worded letter! STAT!!
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh. The corporation will take care of it. Why didn't you say that???? They've always done the right thing.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Repeat the lie until it becomes the accepted truth. Straight out of Goebbels' diary.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I think they've learned their lesson." Susan Collins
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no chance that intelligence will ever be associated with him.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before or after Natalie reads it to you?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Donald Trump got us into a three-country war and somehow came in fifth.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch! Your ride is here!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Flags at half-mast?
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Koopa Troopa in Mario 64
Alt: Koopa Troopa (turtle) from Mario 64, with a flag.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the Idiocracy prequel nobody asked for.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is her boyfriend sick, too? Mitch is much more of a CI than a spouse, and I doubt she cares if he lives or dies, except that his death makes her less useful to her handlers.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ask China. I'm sure Elaine Chao has already provided a full report.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump holding a football jersey with Epstein's name on it.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Much better to not think about it so we are completely unprepared for the inevitable. They told us they don't care about how people vote. They are doing nothing to help their poll numbers. If they lose, there will be convictions and prison. They have everything to lose and are pot committed
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A feel a new caravan story coming in our future, too.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There's going to be an election?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In America, we usually call that "Tuesday".
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My name is Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Arkansas paid $19,000 for it, despite the company having no record of the purchase or anything in stock that costs that much. She's as much a grifter as the others.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Give that lady a lectern. abcnews.com/Politics/sar...
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Sarah Sanders' office potentially violated state law in $19K lectern controversy, audit finds
The final report from an audit of Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' lectern controversy, or #LecternGate, was released this week
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a model of the Arc de Triomphe on the mall that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*."
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel in Spinal Tap
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Maybe they are coming for the cardboard decorations?
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Cardboard
Alt: Cardboard sculpture that actually looks better than the shit they've put on the lawn.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Count de Money!
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"That's a real shitty festival right there." Billy McFarland
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You mean The Idiocracy prequel?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I remember this one tour I took at The Vatican. We got to kick some Swiss Guards in the nuts, piss in the Holy Water, and build a gallows while threatening The Pope. Best tour ever. Five stars.
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🅼🅰🆁🆃🅸🅽 ✪ @martinthered.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I have a friend who bought two tickets for the 2026 World Cup Final on July 19, 2026. The idiot didn’t realize that he’s getting married on the same day. If anyone wants to go in his place, it’s at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, New York. The bride’s name is Mary, everything has already been paid for.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A graphic showing DJT stock has been plunging over the last four years.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
How long before they fill it with alligators?
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Allieranae Alligator
Alt: Alligator chilling out with sunglasses and a cocktail.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you are the only one who can enforce the rules, you make the rules.
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