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Still looking for that three trillion Rumsfeld lost the Friday before 9-11.

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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 1h
Leia points at a Cybertruck and asks, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 17h
Leia pointing at a Cybertruck and asking Han, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magenta to Stephen Miller's Riff Raff?
Riff Raff looking mother fucker Stephen Miller giving jazz hands.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Money from Russia, merch from China, wives from Eastern Europe, and marching orders from Israel.  America first.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump holding a football jersey with Epstein's name on it.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A graphic showing DJT stock has been plunging over the last four years.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Princess Leia points at a cybertruck and asks Han Solo, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Princess Leia looks at Han Solo and points to a cybertruck saying, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Princess Leia points at a cybertruck and asks, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Princess Leia points at a cybertruck and asks, "You came in that thing? Are you allowed near schools?"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What's that saying about a broken clock again?
Lindsey Graham wearing a Make Iran Great Again hat.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nahhh, that was just the brainworm talking. Or maybe it's the syphilis.
New Ben & Jerry's flavor RFK's Syphilis Surprise. Made with raw milk, syphilitic throat sores, brain worms, and real raccoon penises. May also contain measles.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@Groc, is Donald Trump a drug user?
Donald Trump is well known to be against drug use,
including alcohol. 
He is an idiot without using either.

NOT REAL. I AM GROC. :))
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Photo of Donald Trump with the text: MONEY FROM RUSSIA, MERCH FROM CHINA, 
WIVES FROM EASTERN EUROPE, AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM ISRAEL. 

AMERICA FIRST
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Photo of Donald Trump with the text: MONEY FROM RUSSIA, MERCH FROM CHINA, 
WIVES FROM EASTERN EUROPE, AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM ISRAEL. 

AMERICA FIRST
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
With that voice, I think of RFK for the role of Darth Syphilis.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"because you despise me, you're the only one I trust."
Peter Lorre as Ugarte in Casablanca
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Good to hear that Miroslav is keeping busy in retirement.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No taxes without the Epstein files
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
1812 renovations are preferable to that stupid ballroom.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
But it's so close to being finished
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The ballroom is almost finished.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The ballroom is almost finished.
White House with the ballroom looking like the temple on Epstein Island.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
1. Thou shalt tell that bitch to be cool.
2. Thou shalt hit no motherfucking bumps.
3. Thou shalt show respect for Mr. Wolfe.
4. Thou shalt not tickle during foot massages.
5. Thou shalt not say "what?" again.
6. Thou shalt bring out the Gimp.
7. Thou shalt not forget your watch.
8. Thou shalt not buy shit coffee.
9. Thou shalt remember the name of thy business partner.
10. And most importantly, thou shalt not fact-check shit.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Right on cue. This one hates Susan Sarandon for daring to say that HC didn't walk on water.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Where were their bets, and why are they smiling?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dog with sign that says, "Robots are taking our jobs!"
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
New Ben & Jerry's flavor, RFK's Syphilis Surprise. Made with raw milk, syphilitic throat sores, brain worms, and real raccoon penises. May also contain measles.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Scene from Dead Zone where the candidate uses a baby as a human shield during an assassination attempt.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
scene from The Dead Zone when Charlie Sheen uses a baby as a human shield.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Coming Soon!
Ben & Jerry's new flavor: RFK's Syphilis Surprise
Made with raw milk, syphilatic throat sores, brain worms, and real raccoon penises. May also contain measles.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Official Iranian Response
Ayatollah saying, "We don't negotiate with terrorists. Bye, Felicia."
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This one looks like a grocery store rotisserie chicken that was cooked at 11 a.m., and is now marked down to $3 right before closing.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Iran's official response.
Ayatollah says, "We don't negotiate with terrorists. Bye Felicia."
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Official Iranian Response
Ayatollah says, "We don't negotiate with terrorists. Bye Felicia."
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
On June 3, 1944, General Eisenhower showed generals and staff the invasion "Best Bets."
Eisenhower in front of a casino betting board.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Russell Brand needs to get religion. A good place to start would be letting the 10 commandments guide your life." Pete Hegseth
1. Thou shalt tell that bitch to be cool.
2. Thou shalt hit no motherfucking bumps.
3. Thou shalt show respect for Mr. Wolfe.
4. Thou shalt not tickle during foot massages.
5. Thou shalt not say "what?" again.
6. Thou shalt bring out the Gimp.
7. Thou shalt not forget your watch.
8. Thou shalt not buy shit coffee.
9. Thou shalt remember the name of thy business partner.
10. And most importantly, thou shalt not fact-check shit.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How about those watches he was selling with the chipped gold paint and hands that fall off? How about those guitars he was selling?
Photo of Donald Trump with the text: MONEY FROM RUSSIA, MERCH FROM CHINA, 
WIVES FROM EASTERN EUROPE, AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM ISRAEL. 

AMERICA FIRST
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Are we sure he knows which one is the American flag?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Photo of Donald Trump with the text: MONEY FROM RUSSIA, MERCH FROM CHINA, 
WIVES FROM EASTERN EUROPE, AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM ISRAEL. 

AMERICA FIRST
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
No Taxes without the Epstein Files
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Is Admiral Binghampton unavailable?
Admiral Binghampton from McHale's Navy.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hegseth has a painting in his office commemorating the event.
Pulp Fiction scene when Vincent revives Mia.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
From the Book of Quentin
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh, you didn't get that it was 10 commandments? How's this?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Bibi says, "He gave away the Strait of Hormuz? That was not what I voted for.
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Picture of Morgan Freeman (I'm kidding, it's Samuel L. Jackson) as Jules from Pulp Fiction with text: In the words of our savior, Jesus Christ, "English, Motherfucker, do you speak it?
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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social @tywebb-bcc.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"I don't know why they call them 'Books of the Bible.' I have them on DVD." Pete Hegseth
A collection of Tarantino movies.
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