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@twunktrap.bsky.social
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📍San Francisco Windsurfer and surfer guy🏄‍♂️ 🌈☀️ I also love Piano 🎹 and electric guitar🎸 skateboarding 🛹 photography and art 🖼️ Vers-oracle + Dark Humor + Satire + parody + jokes

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 8m
Siri trying to get over Alexa leaving her:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 9m
The funniest edit of this quote so far LMAOOOO🤣🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 59m
everybody is fixing their looks, nobody is fixing their souls.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m gonnatober 💪💪
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna go to gymtober and do some chestober exercises in this October
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gymtober day
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t deny that🤣 at alll but but but
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jinkies jinkies
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Producers don’t give you abs to touch and grab on 🤤
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so jealous lol
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing is more depressing than browsing Grindr on a Friday night and then switching to Instagram to see a happy gay couple vacationing in France who has been together for 15 years after meeting each other when they were 19.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finished JO just to find a better chudai on the next scroll
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Humans beings were NOT meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you!!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel so unsuccessful and it bothers me.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the way he holds her too omfgg... I'm so gay
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Adulthood is realizing you can no longer invite friends to a party without also inviting their romantic support staff
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so jealous lol
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But at least you were cool!! No one is cool these days
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just yawning because I have to log into something for the 900th time during my day and it’s taking its sweet time😭😭
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This blue hair 🤩 This is the hot millennial vibe I thought I’d have by now. This + Buzzfeed job or radio channel host. Occasional Seattle, Portland, NYC trips. $900 apartments + $5 happy hours.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best cure tbh
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do I yawn everytime I have to use Face ID to login and it fails?
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Airport Trade
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
morning
This Ul still looks better than half the apps today.

Gothic Baroque moment of Ul design
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Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok so the intro process unintentionally sped up a bit and could not have been more anticlimactic lmao
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also we will need more pics hahahah cuteness overload
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They look so cute together hahahah. Watch them closely for a bit tho. Cats are so unpredictable in new environments sometimes hahah but they look fine for now (I hope it stays that way🥳)
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 got a little fella as a friend. It looks like Leo knows the other cat is smol, young, and green so can’t even be mad or feel threatened about it.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ImmuneOS 🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need some caulk
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Nathan and 99 portmanteautobers @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
robot bottoms:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gays meeting Henry Cavill
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was just listening to that and actually paying attention. At some point, I was like girlllllllll chill yo tits 🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something Anton would say 🤣🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The older I get, the more I realize how nasty and horny Rihanna was with her song lyrics🤣🤣 plsss
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me after I flip
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmaoooo
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gay son or thot daughter
Saw's Billy the Puppet but oiled up, jacked, and in underwear
Scream's Ghostface in hearteye sunglasses with acrylics holding a pink phone and iced coffee
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let's do it!!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you two are so hot omg
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me if I was a manager at some place
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eiffel Tower!!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucktober is here!!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The couch is always hideous
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another depressing night
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WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interviewing the hookup afterward:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmaooooo plss. You could be more powerful with a little bit of makeup tho: 😹😹😹
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