✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m gonna go to gymtober and do some chestober exercises in this October 180
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing is more depressing than browsing Grindr on a Friday night and then switching to Instagram to see a happy gay couple vacationing in France who has been together for 15 years after meeting each other when they were 19. 1130
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026finished JO just to find a better chudai on the next scroll 3200
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Humans beings were NOT meant to endure this much two factor authentication. 0244
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Adulthood is realizing you can no longer invite friends to a party without also inviting their romantic support staff 0131
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m just yawning because I have to log into something for the 900th time during my day and it’s taking its sweet time😭😭 010
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This blue hair 🤩 This is the hot millennial vibe I thought I’d have by now. This + Buzzfeed job or radio channel host. Occasional Seattle, Portland, NYC trips. $900 apartments + $5 happy hours. 110
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do I yawn everytime I have to use Face ID to login and it fails? 170
Reposted by ✨Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ok so the intro process unintentionally sped up a bit and could not have been more anticlimactic lmao 4531
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They look so cute together hahahah. Watch them closely for a bit tho. Cats are so unpredictable in new environments sometimes hahah but they look fine for now (I hope it stays that way🥳) 210
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🤣🤣🤣 got a little fella as a friend. It looks like Leo knows the other cat is smol, young, and green so can’t even be mad or feel threatened about it. 110
Reposted by ✨Nathan and 99 portmanteautobers @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026robot bottoms: 6531
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was just listening to that and actually paying attention. At some point, I was like girlllllllll chill yo tits 🤣 110
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The older I get, the more I realize how nasty and horny Rihanna was with her song lyrics🤣🤣 plsss 140
Reposted by ✨WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Interviewing the hookup afterward: 1331
✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lmaooooo plss. You could be more powerful with a little bit of makeup tho: 😹😹😹 160