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@twunktrap.bsky.social
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📍San Francisco Windsurfer and surfer guy🏄‍♂️ 🌈☀️ I also love Piano 🎹 and electric guitar🎸 skateboarding 🛹 photography and art 🖼️ Vers-oracle + Dark Humor + Satire + parody + jokes

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 2h
Me as a third:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 18h
Grindr, Sniffies, Hinge, or Tinder?
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are shirtless because I want to give you my heart
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just saw a gay guy fucking a pumpkin... This can only mean one thing:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmaooo that’s unfortunately not even questionable.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Evil works at Heaven” Is he a good person or bad y’all??😭
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All I want is this
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ellie Goulding keeps sharing her sexy boyfriend on the socials. Omggg
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chest and shoulder exercised, shirt steamed, le labo sprayed, hair styled, blanc de mer wine ordered
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and the boys going to new top gay destination
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jinkies jinkies
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finished JO just to find a better chudai on the next scroll
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so jealous lol
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmaooooo plss. You could be more powerful with a little bit of makeup tho: 😹😹😹
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Celine Dion giving birth to Jessie J
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope I look as hot as him at 32
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On my way! I will introduce you to joy.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who is gonna pay for my mental health thoooooooooooo. 👁️🫦👁️
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grandtwunk 👁️🫦👁️
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭😭😭
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanna be him
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s a lot of thinking and thoughts. It reminds me my favorite quote from Noah Centineo:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Monday again and I had ZERO vacations this year.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
British men are so hot. I wish they were real because this is how I’d act around them🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
StockHOElmmmm, Sweeeeeden 👁️🫦👁️
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gay voice is out of control!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t gone to the gym for a week. I have been also eating pizza and chocolate croissants.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwback to… when Fergie couldn’t hit it😭
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤪
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate that this view costs like $30k. Oh to be a cool windsurfing shop… maybe one day lol
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When one Airpod is charged but the other one ran out of battery:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone made an app called “Sidehoe” to manage your roster. I need it if it supports Grindr, Scruff, and Sniffies.😭💀 LOOOL
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't forget to marry an older guy, so that when you start losing your looks, he'll start losing his eyesight ;)
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Halloween is around the corner!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me at the grocery store cakes and desserts section
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Google Geminhoe is gonna get me that dick y’all🤩 horny ass AI bot
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when he takes a long time
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twinks sell the fuck out of them houses these days
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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