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Taint McGape

@dandyballs.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.3K following 8.5K posts

33| Menver, CO 🗻| Fintech | hater/lover of oldskool cars and an avid biker | 🏳️‍🌈 |

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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The grand opening of the new laundromat in my neighborhood
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oof, Denver is about to get drenched!! I’m so excited
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to eat beans
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real one, remember!
open.spotify.com
Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song)
Enrique Iglesias · Greatest Hits · Song · 2008
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How I am feeelimg on this fine morning
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Craving apple cider donuts 🫥
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretentious ass coffee bar cashier gave me the side eye when I asked for any pumpkin/fall flavor
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not in a good headspace, today.
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some of yall are too gay
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mahjong
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Client was being a real wanker on the phone and had to hang up cuz he was getting pulled over by a cop
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening giggles 🤣🤔
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🕯️👼🏾
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One More Night - 2016 Remaster
Phil Collins · No Jacket Required (2016 Remaster) · Song · 1985
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turned off YouTube recs. Slowly losing my patience with the platform. I hate Google with unfathomable rage 😡
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only time I long to be home 😩
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A dua selah and incest type of mourning
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tummy Hurty Disease in full effect
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ariana Grande
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤌 🍝
Cum is not social media in Olive Garden font
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EuphoricFuzion🕯️ @euphoricfuzion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts? Anyone? You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea. Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 18/09/2026
i've never done anything problematic on the internet
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need a
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
7/11 hates to see me cumming
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 15/09/2026
i'm tired of looking at slack messages
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jakeybakey.gay
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does anyone have that comparison of Liz Holmes to Chuck E. Cheese? I need it for science.
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How can I shove fall up my ass??
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Courtesy reminder: Gay Sex
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feel free to send me bday bucks :)))))
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck the gays
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No Sunday scaries for me ! ( took the day off for my bday)
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Morale at hospitals would be a lot higher if most spaces had disco balls 🪩
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#bwc big wet cannoli
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love finding new and random gays out side of the typical circles, on here.
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nissans are garbage vehicles
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Many Lesbianisms happened to me, today.
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That gay shit Lisa Simpson meme
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Solidarity on this 9/11
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Izzy @flutedyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🍅🍅🍅
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A guy’s profile on Tinder describe himself as “ethnically Gay” how do we feel about that chat? 
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Crashed out at work today
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine being a fitness guy for the last 10 years — tracking macros, avoiding seed oils, and strength training every day so you will live longer — only for AI to end all of humanity by 2030
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hahaha the pedophile in chief is screwing over his base (and me) and it’ll keep getting worse. All because he’s a pedophile and wants to hide
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place
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