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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Polygon got bought and is a pay-for-headline site now, sorry.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
@pkernaghan.bsky.social 's favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop, he likes Mexican food but considers tex-mex better, and has never, ever tied his shoes.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It changed my life at 17, 24, and 35.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Storytime with the boys
The delta green manual, tiny babies in the background
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I gave up on Strava after all the segments in my old neighborhood were dominated by people going 40 mph
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
All of them. 😌
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"That's not right! Geralt wielded Winter's Blade and wore mastercrafted Griffon armor!"
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
loooool
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Joining the mile-high club AND defending America's freedoms 🫡
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I'm pushing 50 and I can't think of one either.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The same girl photoshopped to be standing on the moon, pointing and laughing at a black monolith.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I was constantly telling people you didn't need to slam the door when I got a Toyota. Maybe an American thing?
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Find a copy of GURPS Cabal
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/06/2025
Reading William Blake and being like "damn I guess your friend died sorry about that. Probably shouldn't have eaten the apples from that poison tree"
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Alright, sibling rivalry already
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I get some good stuff but it also makes me feel like I'm going insane.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Did you hear they're coming out with a MIZ Pac Man? What'll they think of next.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Oh my GOODNESS
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
🧩 Puzzle #676 🤔 2 guesses ⏱️ 2s 🔗 alphaguess.com
alphaguess.com
alphaguess: a word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
There's always time for Lore
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Your cat looks like a hairy pug (complimentary)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No man is an island but some are real atolls
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
everybody gangster until the 50% hydrofluoric acid comes out
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hell yeah
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
What's on Mars? Aliens, humans, both?
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Thanks, I do my best
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I like your dress
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Tatooine has treated us very badly, they’ve taken our TV jobs, and now they’re so filthy rich they have 2 suns
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Lookit them goofs
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
They're just big fans of addition.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
*holds hand to earpiece* pronouns are inbound
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Everyone complains about the military-industrial complex until the Kaiju shows up
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Karl Schamotta @karl-schamotta.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You should do these more often, I love hearing you play strategy games (then I try them and am completely lost)
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
No games, only fartmasters
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Void tube
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
No wonder they're farting on you
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yeah, I was gonna say this.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Did you know fairy tales used to be wayyyy darker, like the man who hands out million dollar bribes but can’t afford a friend
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
That's a great joke, wth
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I assure you, my final form will be much worse than this one
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dang Cosmo is big
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Be on the safe side and go for 18 more years
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
goat? oat!
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Perhaps we could relegate a major portion of our population to their care, and subsequently ignore that populations thoughts/concerns
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
HEY YINS SEEN THIS ASHEN HAIRED LASS
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yennefer of Vengerburgh
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I was very excited to borrow one during a family vacation and woke up unable to breathe and my head full of snot
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
"Paste as Microsoft Excel Worksheet Object?" No. Never. I will never do this. Ever.
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