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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Storytime with the boys
The delta green manual, tiny babies in the background
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
All of them. 😌
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/06/2025
Reading William Blake and being like "damn I guess your friend died sorry about that. Probably shouldn't have eaten the apples from that poison tree"
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
🧩 Puzzle #676 🤔 2 guesses ⏱️ 2s 🔗 alphaguess.com
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alphaguess: a word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No man is an island but some are real atolls
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
everybody gangster until the 50% hydrofluoric acid comes out
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Tatooine has treated us very badly, they’ve taken our TV jobs, and now they’re so filthy rich they have 2 suns
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Karl Schamotta @karl-schamotta.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Did you know fairy tales used to be wayyyy darker, like the man who hands out million dollar bribes but can’t afford a friend
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
"Paste as Microsoft Excel Worksheet Object?" No. Never. I will never do this. Ever.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Black cat in a cardboard box. Looking like it owns the place even!
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
personally would not describe the myth of a man cursed to roll a rock uphill FRUITLESSLY FOR ALL ETERNITY as “a reminder that you can overcome anything” but you do you, meta ad
a picture of a necklace with a figure on it who is pushing some kind of pearl or bauble up the necklace chain, labeled “the Sisyphus necklace”… “a reminder that you can overcome anything”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ceci n'est pas un MAGA hat
Official maga merch that’s just a white hat with a red MAGA hat printed on it for $40.00
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Box for nimduts
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Told my partner I was going to ask my parents if they knew anyone with polio and it turns out my partner knew someone in grade school with polio.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
*Hobbes nodding sagely*
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
🧩 Puzzle #554 🤔 1 guesses ⏱️ 0s 🔗 alphaguess.com
alphaguess.com
alphaguess: a word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I have (I think) a good system for alphaguess, since I am a terrible guesser. My partner will consistently guess faster than me just working it out. 🧩 Puzzle #509 🤔 13 guesses ⏱️ 1m 35s 🔗 alphaguess.com
alphaguess.com
alphaguess: a word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Here's one of my goofballs. Black cat Friday!
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm watching The Prisoner, a TV show from the 60's that is simultaneously smart and creative, but also incredibly corny. Someone in the prison-in-all-but-name Village challenges the protagonist to a duel, something not mentioned previously in the show anywhere, and this is what follows.
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Twobirds @twobirds23.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
People talk about the freaks at Oreo but I'm all about the pervs at Lays.
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