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Dan Cooper - call me DB

@twitter-escapee.bsky.social
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Raleigh smokes are hella harsh but a bourbon and 7 smooths it out #Resist #Nevertrump #Airpirate

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
BREAKING: Democrats have raised the stakes in their war against Christmas by saying "Merry Christmas" like they always fucking have.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Cal Raleigh got fucked
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween from the scariest creatures ever.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ms draw first blood again like usual but will it hold this time?
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 14/10/2025
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Fuck dem Tigers. Go Ms!
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Mariners get a bye fuck yeah this is why I decided to live for so long
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Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if @brucespringsteen.net had only written one song - Philadelphia in his entire career he'd still be one of the best song writers of all time
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Brazil knows how to get it done when a scumbag tries a coup apnews.com/article/braz...
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Brazilian Supreme Court panel sentences Bolsonaro to more than 27 years in prison for coup attempt
A panel of Brazilian Supreme Court justices has sentenced former president Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and three months in prison after convicting him of attempting a coup to remain in office.
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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ew. Like microwaved hot dogs. 🤮🌭
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Spray-Tan Shitler hasn’t done a damn thing except promote racism, bigotry, and division among Americans. Get him the fuck out of the White House.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
almost impossible to believe this fat slob, freakish clown makeup buffoon is POTUS
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Trump administration live updates: President says he will revoke Harvard's tax-exempt status. Fine do churches next you orange shitgibbon
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🇺🇸 ☮️ 🌊🌴 JohnnyBlue 🌴🌊🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @johnny-blue01.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Stephen Fry's argument against God and His morals.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I'm a criminal from way back so I know...it is the FUCKING GUNS
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The orange, felonious scumbag is a Russian asset. That's it, that is the post. Nothing else makes even a little bit of sense.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
For the visual learners...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

-The Onion
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Makes sense to me. Even some MAGA pukes hate this pedo asshole. Not many of them but some. www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...
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In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report | CNN Politics
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowle...
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Signage irony and yet another horrific failure of elected representatives to give a shit about kids getting slaughtered with guns. Only in this 3rd rate country...
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I couldn’t agree more…
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This version of the New York Times cover would have been way more accurate.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Elonia's "investment" in Trump just continues to pay off for him. This pick will eventually push him toward his real objective...becoming a trillionaire. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Trump picks Musk ally Jared Isaacman to head NASA
U.S. President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday tapped Jared Isaacman to lead NASA, selecting a billionaire private astronaut and close associate of Elon Musk to oversee an agency closely linked to the SpaceX founder's businesses.
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Juli Indica @juliindica.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If Canada is willing to break ties with the British monarchy, this works for me.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
BS. This old piece of shit isn't mine. Catch me if you can... www.yahoo.com/news/secret-...
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A Secret Parachute in the FBI’s Possession May Have Finally Solved D.B. Cooper’s Identity
We might know the notorious skyjacker at last—thanks to his own children.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this is where we are...Trump announces...some privileged white guy (maybe a a nazi woman rarely), to be in charge of name anything that will be harmful to the USA and we just have to suck it up. Fuck that I'm fighting
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
a haiku for Matt Gaetz ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck you
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This fuckin guy for Medicare and Medicaid? 100% proof we're living in a simulation of some superior being who's bored AF and hate our guts
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Other than dying horrifically battling a free country (Ukraine), this is probably the most common way of dying in the shithole known as Russia. www.cnn.com/2024/11/18/s...
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Russian ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov dies after falling from building | CNN
Vladimir Shklyarov, a world-renowned Russian ballet star, has died after falling from the fifth floor of a building on Saturday.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The party of traditional family values
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cmon @seahawksofficial.com time to get back to mediocrity!
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
PNW in Fall. Rainy, grey, cold. But super cool. Glad I landed here with all that cash
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 15/11/2024
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
An orca sticking its head out of the water with its mouth open showing its teeth
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Where does this lunatic, off her meds Nazi end up in the administration? Odds are high on Press Secretary but perhaps something more deranged and potentially nation ending? IDK I could see Minister of Propaganda in the traditional Goebbels style.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I've been through a lot of bad shit. Try picking the wrong parachute and jumping it outta a plane in the rain at night. But, here's what you must know. There is nothing worse than a gremmie out of control
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Did @stephenking.bsky.social really get banned by Elania Musk on X for posting this image? What happened to free speech absolutism? Guess that only applies to Nazis, grifters and other miscreants. A fuckin clown running a cesspool...
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
well this puke is going to be AG. We're fucked. That's the post.
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Odds this coke hound miscreant ends up as AG? It isn't close enough to zero IMO. Daddy hates his guts and is disgusted by his girlfriend (aged by hate Kimberly Guilfoyle) so maybe he gets the humiliating Sessions treatment. Or hell maybe keep Garland in there..guy didn't lay a glove on him after all
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Dan Cooper - call me DB @twitter-escapee.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
In '71 I bailed outta a 727 at 10,000 feet at night in the rain wearing a shit ton of cash and loafers. Today I bailed outta that Twitter dumpster fire. Both jumps were exhilarating but today's was better for my health.
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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
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