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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 14h

When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.

Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Considering becoming a personality-maxxing influencer. Still involves a surprising amount of hitting myself in the face with a hammer.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Still no campaign ads where a candidate performs Stellan Skarsgård's "Make it stop" scene from Andor. The clock is ticking, so-called 'strategists'.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Are you a "Law & Order" scene transition? Because you sound like a dumb-dumb.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

After a bad meeting, social club takes public transit to Coney Island.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dragon Quest is better than Bridgerton.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can the next celebrity death please be someone who sucks shit?

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Do opossums wonder about the blank spots in their memory when they're "playing dead"? My murder-puppy was savaging one at midnight last night and needed to come inside because she was making too much noise. Does it think that possum god extended its prehensile tail and raptured the killer dog away?

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Finally realized that when the Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair appears in "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell", I'm picturing David Bowie from "Labyrinth".

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Entering a whole new era of creeps recording themselves being creeps for the approbation of their fans (creeps).

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I really like sauerkraut and kimchi as sides and realized that I hadn't had a good sausage with spicy mustard and sauerkraut in a while, and it feels very unfair that I was reminded of this by a guy who doesn't wipe his ass after his hard, prostate-milking poops.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

In point of fact, that thing I thought of when I was stoned and in a hypnogogic state WAS actually heal-the-world funny, so it's a shame I can't remember it.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

For the gram: Make spaghetti carbonara Pictures of cat when/if I see her? Chin-up Challenge Finish a Rimworld playthrough Get family back

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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026

obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo

Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

To improve your Roku experience, we have changed the application grid from 3 columns to 4 columns, and you can no longer get rid of Sports.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If your come-on to get me involved in your bullshit is "join the conversation," I am going to aggressively steer the conversation to the topic of my current Rimworld run.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

WILD! This one weird trick will help you not die of lockjaw!

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

*finds out that a guy whose name I muted did something bad enough that people are no longer using his name to talk about how much shit he sucks* Welp, that's enough bluesky for this week I guess.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Our real lasting cultural institution is The Grift.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My ideal presidential candidate vows to fill their cabinet with people who have advanced degrees, except for DoJ. Their AG nominee should be Anton Chigurh.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Wrapped my dog's pill in a wad of peanut butter and fed it to her. She reacted like I'd stuffed a grenade in her mouth and pulled the pin.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

TOM HANKS: hi i'm beloved actor and wholesome family man tom hanks! the new deal was good THE RIGHT: tom hanks is a sick cannibal freak! i will NEVER watch his movies ARMIE HAMMER: hi i'm sick cannibal freak armie hammer and i love racism now THE RIGHT: it is our duty to support this righteous man

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026

ok this one got me

reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Accidentally typed my password into a search box and pressed enter before realizing what I had done. So, do I just pick a barren wilderness and start walking, or what?

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Upon realizing that an approaching stranger intends to strike up a conversation with me.

Screenshot from Bluesky feed of adjacent posts.
Robocop (1987): Goddamn it.
morrowind.txt: I am honored to meet you.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe" Motherfucker, what?

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

A decently qualified white man losing the highest profile job in the world, by a lot, to a similarly qualified black man was DEFCON 2 for these people. When it happened again 4 years later it was DEFCON 1. I will never believe the Trump years are anything other than a racist tantrum.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The moral of The Fox and the Grapes is that you should convince yourself the thing you want isn't worth it BEFORE you make an ass of yourself and don't get it anyway.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Haunted by the nagging feeling that the sun is in the wrong place.

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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Zombies are my favorite so I figured y’all should know my top 5 zombie movies 1. Train to Busan 2. 28 Weeks Later 3. World War Z 4. REC 5. The Night Eats the World

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Tearfully struggling to force a russet potato into a graduated cylinder for my viral takedown of pringles.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026

Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-…

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Should've asked about something that might give MAGA pause, like The Mall of America.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Modest, Death Cab, what're we doing here guys?

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Decided to give "Darkest Dungeon" a try. I have rage-quit three times and rage-uninstalled once and now I'm psyching myself up to go back in. One might say I find it compelling.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Listen, who amongst us hasn't wished for a nintendo game with swears and butts AND our favorite cartoon dinosaur (For me it would be Dimetro from "Dinosaucers")? Go ahead and cast the first stone.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I feel the same way as Dr Malone here when I can't go get a fucking ice cream without waiting in line next to some dude with a gun, presumably to deter people who might want a taste of his tutti frutti.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Bear with me: There's a soviet Gorky film, Morozko (Jack/Father Frost) that I only know about because of MST3K. It may seem kind of silly in translation, but it's truly gorgeous to behold. Anyway, Father Frost rewards the heroine for her virtue with a dowry of gems that I would eat the pants off.

A glass coffer of brightly colored, luminous gems, for real looking like a dish of mouthwatering candies. Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo are there in silhouette.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

You have betrayed Lord Dagoth. Taste his vengeance.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

E.B. White was a really good writer.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Someone brought up 'Maps' (by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and I'm so up my own ass musically that I thought they were talking about Harvey Danger. I'm not going to have anything to contribute to this discourse.

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Zero Dark Ziti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Bullying nerds. It was by no means a good system, but I think we're all pretty fucking sick of the nerd-exaltation timeline.

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