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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My word, there's a great deal of footballing sanctimony doing the rounds.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just one of these things has removed every single vestige of liquid from my body.

A dark brown crinkled snack bag featuring a large circular cocoa cookie decorated with white sugar stars being dunked into a bowl of milk. The bowl is brown with white star patterns. The packaging includes the following text: "Pan di Stelle", "100% LATTE FRESCO ITALIANO", "PREPARATO CON LATTE FRESCO PASTORIZZATO DI ALTA QUALITÀ", and "350".

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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a map issued to Polish airmen in WW2 that has all the place names spelled phonetically because they were being given directions in English by ground control.

A map of a part of Kent & Sussex with placenames spelled phonetically for Polish speakers. Too many to list, but highlights include Heistynz (Hastings), Istbon (Eastbourne) and the magnificent Tanbrydż-Łelz (Tunbridge Wells)

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Kevin Howells @kevinhowells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last week, I watched each morning, groundstaff mowing the square, and I was thinking why so my attention, knowing they will be stripping the whole lot off this week. Answer. They wanted it to look as good as it would for a test macth every day till the end. Dedication.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm going to spend all my holiday going to the bins! At least I don't have to worry about nappy day.

A very complex waste collection schedule flyer for the municipality of Sant'Agnello, Italy, featuring a smiling young person giving a thumbs-up at the top right. The document includes a color-coded weekly calendar grid for various waste types, followed by contact details for bulky item collection and instructions for hazardous waste disposal.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can see a major flaw with the location of this power bank rental kiosk

A freestanding JOOS power bank rental kiosk positioned against a grey wall. The large touchscreen display features the following text: "Rent a power bank,"

It is powered from a plug in the wall, which is next to an empty, available power socket

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Popped to see mum. Looks like Airedale is on fire.

A vibrant sunset glows in shades of deep purple, pink, and orange over a residential street. Silhouette trees and houses are visible in the foreground, with electrical wires stretching across the sky. There is no text in the image.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ll always love this

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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stop using the phrase "anti-migrant activist" you shit houses. I'll accept racist thugs if you don't want to print racist cunts.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

mathew-owen.co.uk

Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester

Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh, disappointed, for certain. But then 20 year old me was a twat of the first order.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They are not ceremonies, they are meetings

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

West Yorkshire, 1980s, photo by Geoff Howard.

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received - and that consequently, this country is at war with Piddington.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Been out for Sunday lunch at friends. Just seen the highlights. I'm fine with the goal, fine with Foden's red card, not fine with Fernandes not getting one.

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This new Aldi advert is bloody awful

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mikel Arteta whinging again is it?

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...

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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea

Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@mikebirty.bsky.social yesterday I learned of Vimto diluted with milk rather than water. Is this a 'thing' over there? I tried it and is alright tbqhwy

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm not sure that's what people expect for a tracked parcel

A mobile webpage screenshot for Parcelforce Worldwide, featuring a tracking form against a blurred nature background. The header contains the Royal Mail and Parcelforce logos. The central white box includes the following text: "Track your item", "Your reference number*", a text entry field displaying "3206916", "An update will only be provided when we attempt to deliver your item"

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Woken up to road closures on the street. No notice given, and it's bin day.

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Newcastle United's kit is dreadful. That is all.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What the blithering doo-dah is going on at t' Oval!

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Gary Taphouse @garytaphouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Someone worked very hard on this lighthouse. Just not hard enough.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ordnance Survey bench mark, Middleton Moor, above Ilkley. SE 1147 5055. 53.95 Lat, -1.82 Long. Elevation 253 metres (830 feet in Church of England)

A weathered, rectangular stone slab standing upright against a dry-stone wall in a grassy field. The stone features the engraved bench mark symbol on its surface. A wire fence is visible in the upper left corner of the frame.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I don't know if anything went on during the game for Gloucestershire to take the decision they did yesterday and think it was justified. I can't think of anything that would justify it. Poor.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title. Awkward teenage boy has a lovely date with a teenage girl. But not the one he'd hoped to have the date with.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The alt text on this is chef's 💋

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've been a day out all week. But the wrong way.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm on a tram in Manchester. The next station is Pamona, which might be the least Mancunian word ever.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Not ideal. Last train from Leeds to home is 11:15. Touch and go.

A mobile phone screenshot of a journey planning application displaying a route from "Media city" to "Manchester Victoria Railway Station." The screen features a map overlay showing an extensive, inaccurate driving path originating in the United Kingdom and ending in the Middle East near Oman, with a duration of "76 h 16 min." Screen text includes: "20:35", "Journey planner", "Depart", "Today", "20:34", "Options", "From: Media city", "To: Manchester Victoria Railway Station", "Use two fingers to move the map", "Park and ride", "76 h 16 min", and "Travel locally with the Bee Network app."

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm not going to pretend I am a country and western fan, but Dolly Parton seemed like a good egg

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Michael Hutchinson @doctorhutch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Mrs Doc tells me that the first rule of time trialling is actually "You don't talk about time trialling."

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My typewriter t-shirt arrived yesterday. Excellent quality and fit. Hard recommend...... as I believe the kids say.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They are doing the Shoaib Akthar thing on sky during lunch, the one with the quick over to Nick Knight including one ball at 100 mph. Nobody ever seems to mention that Knight plays it all very easily, looking quite unhurried!

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bakasparo @bakasparo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Software users do not care how awesome your software is; they care about getting their tasks done.

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Ian Myers @tweekysenior.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

There is a gentleman sitting opposite me on the train who is of the type who thinks they deserve more than a quarter of the table space.

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