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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 2h
alas poor nimrod
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when you use an uncommon word but second-guess yourself so you google it and you nailed it actually
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
are they trying to pretend that chart is from the FT?? lol
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Eva Holland @evaholland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I thought I was past shock after all the annexation talk, but 2 and 3 are real jaw-droppers.
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In a halfway-sensible world, every NYT article would have a neon header disclaiming that the company is publicly traded and their only responsibility is to their shareholders
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mea culpa: my big strawberry plant which I thought was F. virginiana is almost certainly F. vesca. I apologize for letting everyone down.
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my favorites are slime molds on driftwood and hydra
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
flip aquatics wiped off the map
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
if you close your eyes and put your ear up a cat, you can hear waves crashing in the boundless sea of love
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
cats have an innate appreciation for textile arts
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
let’s not forget Lechmere Guppy, namesake of the guppy
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In Memoriam 1979-2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/07/2026
A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE.
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Today marks the six-month anniversary of Alex's murder. No one has been held accountable, no apologies, not a single phone call from any governmental official, hospital personnel, or the mpls police dept. Six-months of pain, a roller-coaster of trauma over and over. Every time another a death, another mention, a picture, a tribute, a sorrow so deep. I wonder how to move forward. Will I ever get over this loss and this pain?
Will I ever be able to enjoy life again? How does one live knowing that I have no power to change what has happened?

And yet the outreach not only from Minnesota, but from around the world has been nothing less than spectacular. Every card, every gift, every heartfelt letter has been read, touched, held, and cherished by us all. The kindness you've all shown us is beyond words. Please never forget Alex and what he believed in ~ equality and peace for all. I will remember the things that made you, you. It will never take your memory. As long as I'm here, you will never be forgotten.

For all you asking what you can do. Continue this fight. Never give up your right to speak out, protect your neighbor, your community and don't forget to spend time with those you love...
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
host organisms are adapting to fight cancers and infections over millions of years, whereas cancers evolutionarily start with DNA damage and would have to circumvent all of those defenses to jump between organisms within one host’s lifetime
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/07/2026
here’s my offer, The Atlantic magazine, I will read the next “reactionary pretends to give honest advice to Democrats” take if you let me write a piece where I, a DSA member, pretend to give honest advice to Republicans
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
totally forgot about the most scottsdale car in existence
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You might get sick of hearing this but if he keeps doing it I'm gonna keep saying it: this is an unconstitutional impoundment, violating both Congress' Article I spending authority and the 1974 Impoundment Control act, and immediately impeachable.
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
world-class non sequitur
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
my god it just keeps going
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
tepid midday shower
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
whether he was a historical author or a name ascribed to disparate works arising from an oral tradition, HOMER has had it too good, too long!
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I only regret that I have but one egg to make my banana bread
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
bitter almonds and sweet almonds are just cultivars of the same species but bitter almonds have 40x the cyanide, which is stupid
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well I’m certainly not saying we should ban foods just for being too rich or sweet, but it ought to inform the way we talk about it and the way it affects our behaviors. The fight will be getting assorted pickles and whole-roasted fish in school lunches
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I like the framing of “hyper-palatable” foods, although I’m not sure if the research is there
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
make sure to use webmaster@pizzahut.com any time you need to get into airport wifi
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Brooke Pierce @bpie7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
one time when i was getting those nasal spray ketamine treatments the dose got upped too much and i threw up and was freaking out but instead of getting up or calling for help i decided to lure the nurse by whistling and imitating a songbird
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
tip for aspiring actors: you can eat the white watermelon seeds. the black ones too! they arent gonna hurt you
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you have to make it clear that the beeping is from new york
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of my hardest-won political lessons is that it’s never, ever worth it to treat ppl as ~indispensable no matter what they do~ —bc we *see* the contributions & potential of the abusive men & we don’t get to see that in the women they drive out. We never actually get to know what we’ve squandered
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
he looks like white frankenstein
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
damning. you're accidentally reinventing the same joke about once every 24 months.
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
when the people of the world start collecting trinkets of the late, great american empire, we'll know it's finally over
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-…
FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job
Agency Bans On-Air Portrayal Of Employed Mothers
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i love my big dumb doohickey
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New research examines Waymo's California robotaxi trips btw Aug 2023 and Dec 2025. Conclusion: 46% of miles driven involved no one inside the car. That's 40 million miles of deadheading, with Waymo vehicles using road space w/o transporting a human. doi.org/10.32866/001...
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
getting drunk and adding 25 insects to your inat wishlist #brusquely
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i wonder if he’d cop to believing the base races are caucasoid, mongoloid, and negroid
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can just imagine how fun it would to accept and refuse to discuss any merits of the argument and just keep asking the conspiracy guy they’ve found about his relationship with his mother
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Reese Richardson @reeserichardson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
TL;DR: We've identified more than 100 cases of apparent manipulation in Thermo Fisher Scientific's antibody verification data. @sholtodavid.bsky.social @johanduchene.bsky.social reeserichardson.blog/2026/05/28/h...
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How much of Thermo Fisher’s antibody data has been manipulated?
We’ve documented more than 100 instances of apparent data manipulation in Thermo’s catalog
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year of the salp @tvwalkman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
somehow, between media and language, we have built a world where people often don't know that orca is a species of dolphin. and i just want to know where we went wrong
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