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TurnipCannon

@TurnipCannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.ca/@TurnipCannon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I feel like as a non-regular gridiron football watcher I should have had to sign a waiver before putting RedZone on
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
"the point of XCOM is to be nervous in a group" Still KIND of sick but my voice works, so we're gonna see how this goes! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity. — TurnipCannon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
give me Shesterkin's goalie goal in fantasy, you COWARDS
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Simpsons screenshot of Bart's "Time for Chili" hatIngredients for a Turkey chili on a kitchen counter A pot of chili on the stovetop
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
The "AI changes everything" people rhyme remarkably well with the "blockchain changes everything" people.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
it's a well known fact that when my team scores it's because of skill and hard work, and when the other team scores it's bullshit
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
@rollinrabbit.bsky.social holy shit we might have found The Use Case for those bullshit AI glasses
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
First in-person game of the season, the feeling of the calm ice while people mill around getting drinks or finding their seats never gets old
Pre warm-up photo of the ice at an Oshawa Generals home game
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
@rollinrabbit.bsky.social hilariously, the new Fire Emblem asks you if you don't like bugs and diagetically tells you you won't see them if you don't I feel seen
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
we rally from a week off due to illness, and it's XCOM time again, baby! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Sometimes it's comforting to see that a corporation has absolutely no idea who the fuck I am
Prime Video's "Movies we think you'll like": Boss Baby, Conclave, and Ted
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
There were a handful of them in other places, but the one at my local mall had such great decor, wish I could find some pictures. All I've got are various "remember this?" posts without pictures and this article strategyonline.ca/1997/08/04/16809-…
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
sometimmes you just gotta carve some time out of your day to fondly remember the Red Devil restaurant at the Upper Canada Mall in Newmarket ON in the late 90s
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
to the Victor go the spoils? damn, he must be loaded
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Just heard Grave Digger and Bigfoot are expecting their first pickup truck, congrats!
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Some SudoSong for Kimi breaking the 60 year Italian winner at an #ItalianGP drought #Formula1 #DogsOfMastodon
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
gonk
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
go see a star war www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
holy shit, Gasly #MonzaGP #Formula1
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
we're in the rare position where XCOM is actually going quite well. so that means bad things will happen. if my therapist sees this, sorry www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Fixed a link for a citation on the wikipedia article for the Jeremy Renner app, I've done my civic duty for the day
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
humpty, dumpty, AND polka-roo? Our cup runneth over!
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
kinda fucked up that "moped" doesn't have a dash in it
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I don't THINK the human brain was meant to watch 10 hours of wrestling over a 30 hour span, and yet I persevere #AEWAllIn
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
once again I have learned more things about DHH against my will
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Lety Does Stuff @lety.doesstuff.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
now people are asking what fork i recommend idk one with four little pointy sticks on the end, three is too little
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
it is very much time for XCOM, and that is DEFINITELY going to go well for us www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
the sheer alienality of it all www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Fearing the day someone sees my fruit fly trap during a video call and asks why I keep jars of piss around
A fruit fly trap in a mason jar, the apple cider vinegar looks like piss
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
"Shout at the Devil"? A little rude
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
*as the lead singer of Kansas* 🎶 Cary Elwes
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Undercover female ICE goon goes to "Left jab" boxing event at a church. The boxing causes her wire to become loose. She has to go back in after the event to retrieve it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
A ¶ describing an undercover officer having to go back in an event to retrieve a wire.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
after a few weeks we're back with all the vertigo-induced wobbling you've come to expect from a TurnipCannon stream lately! www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Ideally there will be a stream tonight, but as I've been dealing with vertigo lately, it may end up being cut short if I get a "touch of the dizzies" See you (hopefully) at www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon around 6ish EST for more XCOM-related stress!
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@kotaku/kotaku-latest… It was enabled by default on my channel, and I've turned it off. Truly hate that every option for streaming has its own varying degrees of evil.
flipboard.com
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta take a moment to appreciate the little things, like: - the sunshine - Hulk Hogan is still dead - the chirping of birds
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
I mean, as lakes go, they're pretty great
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
any wrestling-related report must disclose that it was Vince Russo saying something happened/is happening so I know right away to ignore it
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Friendly #DEFCON34 reminder: Meta-style glasses with recording capabilities are prohibited at DEF CON. Surreptitious filming is an invasion of privacy, and will be treated as a CoC violation. There is no exception for recording glasses with prescription lenses […] [Original post on defcon.social]
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
House of Leaves is just the adult version of there’s a monster at the end of this book
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
For fuck's sake
Two repositories I've written were stolen by HuggingFace
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Simpsons Gifs @simpsonsgifs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Season 13, Episode 21: The Frying Game #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S13E21 #Cartoon #Frinkiac
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
can we salvage our current XCOM run? is my knee still messed up? will a beer explode during this stream? tune in to find out www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
@SimpsonsGifs youtu.be/osSoMa4ztm0?si=oSHVnVFIrPq…
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Simpsons Gifs @simpsonsgifs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Season 13, Episode 20: Little Girl in the Big Ten #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S13E20 #Cartoon #Frinkiac
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Just found out HitClips were actually licensed and not just playing the maximum they could without having to pay for it, what a missed opportunity
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
A bonus stream! Can we create the next great empire by starting in Iceland? Probably not, but let's give it a go. www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
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I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
No, OpenAI's new magic models did not autonomously hack Huggingface. Per OpenAI's PR blog post (openai.com/index/hugging-face-model…): "This incident occurred during an internal evaluation which prompts models to pursue advanced exploitation using complex […]
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
The sudden silence is haunting, now I miss Tom Jones. I've been Stockholm Syndrome'd by a song.
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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
gotta tell you, the It's Not Unusual is such a salve for the soul after 7 What's New Pussycats
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