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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

First in-person game of the season, the feeling of the calm ice while people mill around getting drinks or finding their seats never gets old

Pre warm-up photo of the ice at an Oshawa Generals home game

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Sometimes it's comforting to see that a corporation has absolutely no idea who the fuck I am

Prime Video's "Movies we think you'll like": Boss Baby, Conclave, and Ted

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Some SudoSong for Kimi breaking the 60 year Italian winner at an #ItalianGP drought #Formula1 #DogsOfMastodon

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

Fearing the day someone sees my fruit fly trap during a video call and asks why I keep jars of piss around

A fruit fly trap in a mason jar, the apple cider vinegar looks like piss

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

Ideally there will be a stream tonight, but as I've been dealing with vertigo lately, it may end up being cut short if I get a "touch of the dizzies" See you (hopefully) at www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon around 6ish EST for more XCOM-related stress!

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026

John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience

A music playlist of 7 "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones, followed by 1 "It's Not Unusual", and then 4 more What's New Pussycats

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

they must have made these before it was obvious that McDonaldLand wasn't going to qualify for the World Cup

A McDonald's collectible World Cup cup featuring Grimace

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026

Qu'ils mangent du gâteau marcher #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs :montreal_canadiens:

A Montreal Canadiens hat on a bar top next to a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026

Losing like that must really (intent to) blow #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs :buffalo_sabres:

A Buffalo Sabres hat on a bar top next to a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026

Nailing the crossword right off the hop

NYT Crossword clue: "Like a game that has gone into a penalty shootout"

4 letter answer: "SHIT"

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

Jon Cooper's gonna appeal this all the way to SCOTUS isn't he #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs :tampa_bay_lightning:

A Tampa Bay Lightning hat on a bar top next to a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

This doesn't make me tusky, baby #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs :utah_mammoth: :utah_hockey_club:

A Utah Hockey Club hat (I don't have a Mammoth one yet okay) on a bar top next to a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

Turns out "war crimes" isn't a particularly effective game plan outside the state of Florida #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs :boston_bruins:

A Boston Bruins hat on a bar top next to a lot candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026

If you could just drop Brady off somewhere before coming back home, we (and he) would all appreciate it #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs

An Ottawa Senators hat on a bar top next to a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

And lastly, the Atlantic Division's Panthers, Leafs, and Red Wings. An expected hangover after three straight Cup finals, an extremely frustrating decline, and a world-class bottle job. #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs

From left to right on a bar top behind a lit candle: A Florida Panthers hat, a Toronto Maple Leafs hat, and a Detroit Red Wings hat

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

Moving over to the Eastern Conference, we have the gaggle of teams that didn't make it from the Metropolitan Division: The Rangers, Islanders, Devils, Blue Jackets, and Capitals. A mix of near-misses, some catastrophically bad seasons that defy explanation, and the […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]

From left to right on a bar top by a lit candle: A New York Rangers hat, a New York Islanders hat, a New Jersey Devils hat, a Columbus Blue Jackets hat, and a Washington Capitals hat

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

Next we have the Central, with the Predators, Blues, Jets, and Blackhawks. Pretty much all of this was to be expected, with the exception possibly being the Jets. But I've personally always found people crowning them The Next Canadian Team to Win the Cup perplexing […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]

From left to right: A Nashville Predators hat, a St. Louis Blues hat, a Winnipeg Jets hat, and a Chicago Blackhawks hat on a bar top beside a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

Starting in the Pacific, we have the Canucks, Flames, Kraken, and the surprising-that-they-missed-the-playoffs Sharks. Let's just say I have better hopes for ONE of these teams next year. #HatsOff #NHLPlayoffs

From left to right: a Vancouver Canucks hat, a Calgary Flames hat, a Seattle Kraken hat, and a San Jose Sharks hat on a bar top beside a lit candle

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026

Easter means it's time to watch a bunch of hippies murder their friend in the desert under the guise of performing a musical

The opening of the 1973 Jesus Christ Superstar film playing on a TV

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026

So my movie library apparently has a ton of tags you can use to look up a movie by topic or content, and it's extremely funny how some movies are connected

Two movies under the tag "doberman":

Oliver & Company and The Boys From Brazil

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026

The first #Formula1 SudoSong of the year is a bit tentative and sleepy #DogsOfMastodon

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026

Had to stop for a moment because this cactus looked like it was flipping me off

A YouTube community post from IndyCar showing the results of today's practice session, along with a picture of a cactus that really looks like an arm and hand flipping the bird

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026

A brief summary of my game of Peak a few nights ago

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026

At this moment, The Kids Are Alright

The stage before a concert featuring The Offspring and Bad Religion

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026

Finland's men's team is up 9-0 on Italy and there's still half a period to go

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026

look that's too hard a question to really unpack and answer for me, okay

A cookie acceptance banner on the Olympics site that asks "Are you happy to accept cookies?" with an option of "Yes, I am happy"

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TurnipCannon @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025

Some more stuff! The rest is various bits and bobs that are scattered around my house. Also got some neat stuff on a visit back to Toronto. If you like the art, go buy it! ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit