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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17h
Update from the originator of the James Talarico mental health facility hoax.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/10/2026
question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Trump: "They viciously attacked the reflecting pool. Cutting it with probably box knives. Knives or box knives. Uh, boxcutters and uh, it's almost fixed now and finished."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all the pieces like "why a wealth tax doesnt work" miss the point. sometimes you just want to throw your drink in someone's face.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
Trump inherited an economy The Economist called “The Envy of the World" and ran it into the ground, just like everything else he inherited.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wanted to include THE HEAD IN THE DOOR but the website didn’t have it for some reason rkhub.site/albums9
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dipshit Schmitt
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
36 minutes before the hearing started.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr…
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
I miss when government ads just told us not to litter.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-w…
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet
Gutless Man Afraid To Lose It All
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How many of these do you recognise? #BookSky #WritingCommunity
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine having grifted millions and millions of dollars off your father’s political career like Don Jr, including government contracts in multiple businesses where you have an ownership stake, and STILL having a Russian oligarch pay for your lavish wedding. Just obscene.
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RIP, Dallas Cowboys' 2026 season. #ETTD
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is crazy lol
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He might be a corrupt useless slug, but he tried to help me steal the 2020 election so you probably should vote for him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
sheep
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She touches the ball 4 times without it hitting the ground. Original post
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you can’t see the false equivalence here, you are intrinsically or willfully stupid
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 @mariahbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This movie stinks - Gregg
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
Bessent on the latest bad jobs report: "After the deportations that we've seen and the closing of the border, we don't need to produce as many jobs"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dear Atlantic:
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Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
ALT: Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Presy Got Back
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tom is absolutely right about this.
Tom Nichols: I think [Donald Trump] genuinely resents people with honor and discipline, in part because they baffle him but also trigger some sort of internal shame
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
holy shit -- Schiff ties Trump's judicial nominees in knots by asking them who won the 2016 before *before* asking them who won in 2020, which results in them sounding like election deniers about Trump's victories!
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Tom Orsborn @tomorsborn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Seven of Victor Wembanyama's teammates, including recently signed Tobias Harris, have joined the 22-year-old superstar for workouts this week in France. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
expressnews.com
See which Spurs teammates joined Wembanyama for practice in France
The list of teammates traveling across the Atlantic to practice with the 22-year-old superstar included recently signed forward Tobias Harris.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Interstellar over 2001 is actually the most aggressively demented take on the list.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
43-time Club Champion.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time Original post
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Paint me like one of your French squirrels
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cut and pulled upward with great force by thugs.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just think of how sick, twisted and demented you have to be to post this as president knowing it is all a lie because you don’t want to admit you hired an unqualified pool guy - the act of typing this knowing that every word is false.
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 @wor-will.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Airplane (1980) #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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