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Turbo Toad

@turbotoad27.bsky.social
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Socially awkward amphibian who just wants Still looking for they/them/theirs.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Goodnight Blue Sky
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Owen D. Pomery @odpomery.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Carcassonne.
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My good luck Friday the 13th streak continues
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is how I feel trying to apply for disability. If my condition literally can't go away, how tf am I not disabled?
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love this without any changes at all!!! Why edit out the background??
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
things i don't feel like doing today:   

girl lying on floor saying 'moving'
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
DOCTOR: your labs are normal, once again, and inconsistent with your reported symptoms.  

me: [about to lose it] no rachel, remember this feeling. use it for your art.  

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I have no words to describe how i'm feeling today. i do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.  

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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop TBA* @bardtoys.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!
Wandering Bard New Year Giveaway

Win a custom xs, sm, md, or L toy!

To enter
Be following us, like, and repost this post

Winner will be selected 1/23 @ 2PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter and win
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I think this lip sync tutorial can still help many, so here you go :)
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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a man is sitting in front of a computer screen that says " matrix " on it
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a computer screen that says " matrix " on it
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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 26/04/2025
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I've heard enough from old white men.
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
(1/4) Please un-normalize using parental titles in non-parental context (TW: CSA in the 4th messsage) I was laughing more than I had in YEARS watching @dropout.tv's Game Changer, and "Sam Says 3" triggered me so badly, I have had to stop watching TWICE. 2nd episode so far to use that as a joke.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19/04/2025
genuinely interested by cis folks’ answers to the “how did you end up being pro-trans rights” question because a lot of people seem to’ve started with “no opinion/awareness” & grew to “fully down” thanks to social media, schools, trans coworkers/students, & THOSE ARE THE PLACES THEY WANT US BANNED.
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Imagine if Nintendo did this, but with the Zelda series.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You can personalize this shirt or mug to from 'autonomic system' to 'digestive system', 'right kidney' or whatever [ www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... ] or get as pin, magnet, or sticker on rb [ www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1669... ]
a black mug that says my autonomic system is a hoe

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offbrand games @offbrand.games · 09/04/2025
Oh designing toads and frogs is easy?? Ok smart guy let's see YOU take a crack at it! Hit the link below to activate the FROGTIME FROG GENERATOR and customize your own weird slimy son ⬇️
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
[text message]
1st person: are you alive
2nd person: debatable [delivered]
1st person: ...
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
idk why everyone keeps asking me if I remember things. I don't.
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This genuinely hurts to find out. I'm trans, and I'm a survivor of child abuse. It gives me panic attacks to be even faced with the possibility of hurting a child. How the fuck am I a child abuser when I have such a visceral reaction at the idea of abusing a child?
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
ive been thinking abt this video literally all day today
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm so lucky my fiancé is built like this.
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 02/04/2025
Please put in the history books that America died of the fatal combination of hubris and our inability to differentiate between being rich, white, male, and mean and being intelligent.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I love many things about Sen. Booker's filibuster but especially that he's stayed on message the whole time. He hasn't bullshitted or read from the yellow pages or done something silly or weak like previous filibusters.
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bay 🌙 comms on vgen @baydews.com · 01/04/2025
Helios - father of the Sun and Stars ☀🌟 [ #dnd #ocsky #art #oc ]
an art nouveau style piece depicting a god called Helios - he is a man with deep teal skin dotted with golden freckles, has a pair of golden eyes and a shiny star is embedded in his chest. his dark blue hair flows freely and is weaved with constellations, two pair of horns and three pair of wispy wings in a pink and orange hue come out from his head and back.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 50. I don't want Warlocks to win, I just need Hunters to lose ✍️Written by Frank on twitter
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Peak
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 09/02/2025
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillness #fatigue #chronicillnesshumor
It's-a-Me, Fatigue [pic of a huge Mario float fallen on his face]
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/11/2024
“a large group of funny, talented trans posters were the earliest adopters of Bluesky and were able to forge the platform into what it is today: funny, frequently horny, and with very strong moderation tools. If you like Bluesky’s vibe right now, thank a trans person,” journalist Katelyn Burns said
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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Ok, so, this is faulty logic. Focusing one group on Black Lives Matter does not mean no other groups matter. And you're either unaware of or deliberately ignoring the history of why specifically BLM started & exists and needs to focus on anti-black racism.
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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 02/11/2024
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I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't twats...
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
feeling depressed about how one of the greatest scientific triumphs in history, the rapid development and deployment of the covid vaccine, led to *increased* distrust of vaccines thanks to amoral grifters and fools
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David Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
As relevant now as ever, sadly: "Do not accept brutality and cruelty as normal even if it is sanctioned. Protect the vulnerable and encourage the afraid. If you are brave, stand up for others. If you cannot be brave — and it is often hard to be brave — be kind." - @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Blaming is one thing, but we have persistently leveled valid criticism at this issue for years, and received nothing but non-answers and "federal prosecutions are hard and complex and take time" - - - if they take so long that your criminal goes unpunished, I don't see the point of this system.
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I was not aware of this. "ballot curing was the difference in the 2020 presidential election in both Georgia and Wisconsin. It can also make the difference in congressional races, state legislative races, and especially in local races". It's done by volunteers, on the phone; see the link for orgs
"The most common problems are with photo ID requirements, voter addresses, or signatures either missing or in the wrong place. Voter protection groups like VoPro Pros get lists of rejected ballots from state or county elections officials. Volunteers, after receiving training, call those voters and explain how to fix problems. Other volunteers help by researching voters’ current contact information, so that they can be reached and alerted about what they need to do to have their votes count."
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
This is the effect I get from my own parents when I push back against their gatekeeping re: disability. My mother's husband has a congenital disability. Meanwhile, I have to "get over it" when I have AuDHD/cPTSD/ failing heart/chronic pain/Sjögren's/Lupus. They think I just want handouts.
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Teobear🐻💗 @ellteo.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
That voice has taught you wrong. (1/?) [ #art #comic #sketch #vent 🍄 ]
a digital sketch of my sona, rocking in place looking anxious. His body language is drawn in - tense and closed off, and he's staring into space. Black text above him, his own thoughts, read: I'm letting everyone down.

White text under it, harder to immediately see, says "You are punishing yourself."
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Chii 🌻 @cremechii.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
🐱🧛‍♂️
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Turbo Toad @turbotoad27.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Found this in a different comment. It's written in Spanish, which makes this a great opportunity to get to recognizing and learning it if you only speak or know English. #VoteKamala #FuckTrump www.elnuevodia.com/opinion/edit... www.elnuevodia.com/english/edit...
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Los puertorriqueños deben votar por Kamala Harris
Hoy, todos los que amamos este bello Jardín de América, y del mundo- nos duelen las entrañas y el corazón se nos aprieta de rabia y de dolor. Este es un pueblo noble y pacífico, que ama profundamente ...
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Enough of this sh*t. Let's destroy Nazism and Fascism on November 5th.
Kamala Harris behind a podium giving a speech, with a look that says i'm going to kick total ass
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