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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 21h

Trump is offering Russia some help with their pneumonic plague outbreak. All I can say is: PLEASE DO! (what's another little war-crime between dictator friends?)

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

With the passing of disgusting child rapist Hastert; I would like to remind all that Republicans have been embroiled with sex predators at least as far back as Joe McCarthy's lawyer, Roy Cohn.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On some forlorn computer in an X datacenter somewhere (perhaps a building with 6-12 months of unpaid rent), there is a Grok chat log of Hegseth asking which generals are likely to oppose him when he attempts to use the military to halt midterm elections.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The current president of the united states is the leader of a violent, dangerous, and fanatical cult. Of morons.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So who doesn't understand that Trump's $500 "ACA refund" checks are definitely going to people in certain districts based on election information they unlawfully stole? 1 million people are getting these checks. 1 million of "the right people".

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So; while it's funny having watched Sen. Schmitt eat shit in the hearing, I think it's also a sobering fact that the entire charade was an Assassination Attempt on Smith. They thought they were going to catch Smith in a lie, (though immaterial) and run a show-trial on perjury charges.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The president of the United States must resign. Now.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The president of the United states is a blight and a cancer.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The president of the United States is a neo-maxi-zundweebi.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The president of the United States is a Fart Knocker.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The President of the United States is an obstructor of justice.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The President of the United States is a serial business failure. (LIV)

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Perhaps the most depressing thing about Trump's 9/11 lie, isn't that his supporters would vote for him again, but that they'd vote for him again despite that him being presented as a candidate would be unconstitutional. Like his candidacy in 2024 was.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The President of the United States is 5'10", at most. Photos do not lie. But he does. Also well north of 275 lbs.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The president of the United States was business partners with Epstein and co-ran a large international child sex-trafficking network for decades.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The president of the United States is mentally unstable, and grossly disordered, and an extremely dangerous threat to humanity.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I have come to the conclusion that the reason why the right is not rushing to defend their former hero, Milo, is because he made a big show of supposedly not being racist (while still saying a lot of very racist things, nonetheless). It's also why the press is posting the unflattering photos of him

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

www.salon.com/2026/08/19/m... Oh no. He's a loser because he lost. But because he refuses to accept it, he's MORE than that. He's a SORE LOSER.

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Mike Lindell refuses to accept he’s an election loser - Salon.com

On Wednesday, he offered to fund a recount in the Minnesota governor primary

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Waitaminute. . . WHO stayed behind on the decoy plane? Nobody I give a shit about? People who have devoted the pinnacles of their careers to willingly and enthusiastically debasing themselves in their association with the Orange Pedophile? Yeah. We can spend our time talking about something else

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A number of polls are saying that americans support Netanyahu's arrest by a 22-point margin. But they're asking the wrong question. How many of us support the arrest of this FOREIGNER by ICE?

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Instead of Pleading the Fifth; I wish Dr. Fauci had pled: "But the Dow is 50,000!"

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

inews.co.uk/news/world/a... No. These universities killed their own prestige by graduating fucking morons like Trump, or giving assholes like Epstein Lawyer Alan Dershowitz professorships. Nepotism thrives where Universities accredit fascist fuckwads as if it's their birthright.

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American prestige is dead. Trump killed it one university at a time

Behind the theatrics is a carefully thought-out political strategy that conservatives have been plotting for years

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

my hot-take plan on how the next Democratic President can solve climate change: 1. start interventionist wars across the middle-east with no rationale or justification. 2. these nations shut down or destroy oil production infrastructure and transport. 3. ????? 4. rest of world adopts renewables.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Rand Paul. I can't think of a better Recipient of the "Enraged neighbor tackling him" award. I can't understand why he hasn't won this award multiple times.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

best joke I heard today (from reddit, actually): "Mitch is on eternity leave"

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Kegsbreath: >"Not approving that supplemental budget request in the middle of the war “is the greatest threat our nation faces,” according to Hegseth. “Either invest in our warriors … or this is all just talk,” he told the Senate Appropriations Committee on Tuesday." . . . never studied history

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Trump is so obsessed with dead people voting; but he's okay with a dead senator occupying a seat.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Just finished watching "The American Experiment ', and having Mike Pence on there was pretty gross. To see him spewing things he clearly didn't believe in was super cringe worthy. But seeing Ted Cruz pretending to care about the constitution made me overwhelmingly nauseous.

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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain-dead, then every one of the senators and congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be impeached. Drop a follow

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

🤔 Just thinking here; but if I were Bershear, I think I'd just go ahead and appoint McConnell's replacement and put the burden on republicans to prove that McConnell isn't suffering from Rigor Tortoise. 🤣 Lt. Gov Coleman, I think, would make an excellent replacement.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

So - maybe TPUSA will fund 60 busloads of domestic terrorists to come and save DonOLD's state fair thingie?

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Not sure if anyone else out there is into infosec and stuff, but I have to say, this TeamPCP thing is giving me the heebiejeebies. I am seriously bothered, and I'm wondering why this isn't bigger news. (also; their payload ignores machines with locale set to "ru". . . . .🤔)

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Every single day, Trump gifts me with the most batshit crazy, and mind-numbingly stupid bullshit I've ever heard in my whole God damned life. Every God damned day with no relief, he consistently tops his previous achievement in dumbfuckery. I don't know how he even does it.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

love how all these "former MAGA" are out there complaining about the Iran war, to grab internet noteriety. Yet, they did wait, didn't they? They waited until it was pretty much over and looking bad for them, before they had the courage to speak up. Fuckers.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

So now, Clinton has agreed to testify. I swear to god, he needs to definitely answer at least one question with: "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is."

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

After some time with the new set of epstein files:

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

So, if Good was an observer, does anyone else think that maybe ICE knew that, and hunted her, and that it was no accident that they had a truck in front of her, AND behind her when the incident unfolded?

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

What I want to know is: what exactly the fuck happened to "All lives matter"? (Another rhetorical question, brought to you by the same old tired hypocrisy of the Right).

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2025, year in review: I think we'd really prefer not to talk about it. What a fucking species-wide embarrassment.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

So; Trump has his henchmen rename the Kennedy Center after himself. I suggest he also go to Chicago, and have them rename the Willis Tower to Trump Tower. Let's see how that works out. 🤣

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

The truly awful thing to consider about what Trump said this morning, is the possibility that it's NOT dementia, or a cluster-b personality disorder. rather, the possibility that he spends a lot of time with people who normalize this kind of talk.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Just thinking out loud here; but about this Calibri/Times New Roman thing. There's a nonzero number of government employees who will soon be tasked with spending taxpayer funded labor hours on modifying every fucking MS Word document template to set it up with Times New Roman. Poor bastards.

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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

We are well past the point where I completely lose respect for you as a writer, reporter, or any type of political professional if I see you on X

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

so; if Trump's DoD(w) is going to recall Capt/Senator Mark Kelly for political retribution, the next president can recall all of those techbro CEO's Trump appointed to officer positions and hold them accountable to the UCMJ. Fuck yeah, let's do this.

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Kaspar Hauser MD @pokepocalypse.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Under Trump, flag protocol is so weird. I was driving around the other day and noticed flags were at half-staff, and I was wondering; "is this Pinochet's birthday? Or Pol-Pots?" Turns out, they actually lowered for Cheney. 😅 . . . I suppose that's probably going to be reversed.

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