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Michael

@turbomigos.bsky.social
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I like to make cruddy music, do puppet shows, seize the means of production, and eat pasta He/Him

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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 16h
According to my spreadsheet of movies I own 679 movies. This is a low count as I've listed collections as one thing, so indiana jones collection is 1 instead of the 3 in the box because the list is for controling double purchases. Point is, todays job is organizing alphabetically. This is phase 1
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anyone wants to come over to play nerf guns we have some extra nerf guns but not like a million so you can come over and play but if you have nerf guns maybe bring your own too
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why would a ghost even haunt people? I feel like if I was a ghost I'd like hang out with frogs or just watch movies and read books with people. My haunting would be asking to turn the page because I finished that one already. Work on my dance moves at the club or something. I dont club, why say that
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any time someone likes something I post or reply my immediate thought is "what's your angle? Is this a scam to get me to buy Mr. Beast crypto or something?" Do you blueskyers think I might have issues with self worth? Please don't like this. It will only make it worse
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just talked to my good pal Spider-Man, I have no idea who they are by the way, and they said Wolverine game is fun.
A picture of a child in a spiderman mask playing the wolverine video gane
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Given that the song is called "Scarface (Push it to the limit)" I'm a tad embarrassed it took me this long to realize it was written for Scarface and isn't just a song in Scarface
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hello John. Writer of the RIAA certified gold song "No Children". I was listening to woodstock 99 and I realized what it felt like. It felt like a Warren Zevon song. This is a compliment. Have a good day
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Apparently jaref leto method acted skeletor by smearing blood all over his face so he'd be creepy and talking without his lips. Wild how all his method acting shit is stuff that also happens to make him annoying as fuck. He should try method acting as someone who isnt a huge fucking cunt.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dragonfly flying around the backyard tried to land on me. Cool and all but I don't know you dragonfly. Leave me be
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Playing resident evil revelations 2 with my son. Games fine its good, that raid mode is awesome though. Im a simple man give me light rpg mechanics and level ups and i'll play way more to get that ez dopamine hit of number go up
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evidently sharks have 2 penises. I don't go looking for shark-human hybrid smut but I exist on the internet so I've seen shark-human hybrid smut and this fact is not utilized in the shark-human hybrid smut community
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In a sweeping 1-0 descision I've decided that the supreme court can eat my ass
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Based on how I write dates the current date is 6/26/26 this is cool because repeating 6s and 2s also if you remove the slash its the same backwards and forwards. I am 38 years old and not lying or doing a bit about liking this by the way
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just got back from a vacation, one of my favorite parts was going to a book store with a better selection so I could finally pick up these 2 @chucktingle.bsky.social novels I've been eyeing for a while. I'm a very exciting man who book shops on vacation now
A picture of 2 Chuck Tingle novels, bury your gays and lucky day next to each other
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@noahgervais.bsky.social I have a nice 12 hour drive coming up on the 13th. Any reccomendations for which of your videos to watch?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Big fan of alliteration, when words start with the same sound as the previous word, repeating numbers are cool too. 11, 444, 8686. I dont know what I'm getting at here. I swear I'm very normal and cool. If you see this hit me with some alliteration or repeating numbers I guess, I'll heart 'em all
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Wild how whenever amazon is trending because of some fucked up dumb shit they're doing the first 3 on discover tab is someone linking the amazon page for like a game controller with an affiliate link. Read the room discover tab
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pride event was cool, i'm always worried that as a cishet-ish man I'm invading a space not for me. Everyone is so nice though, I'm probably just too in my own head about things. Keep posting pictures of your beautiful self everyone. Keep making events to celebrate. I'll keep going to be a friend
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Remember that part in Lord of the Rings Return of the King extended edition when the mouth of Sauron says nasty stuff and Aragorn says "Men of Gondor, we don't have to like what he says but we can't support politically motivated violence. We will beat Sauron at the polls! #ForFrodo"
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Maybe if instead of eating the brick of cheese whole just biting it like a madman, what if I cut it into slices and eat the whole thing that way. Surely that will be healthier. Its smaller cheese
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This place is cool because on the discover tab I can see someone talking about trans rights and then a neat frog and I'm for both of those. Also I dont see support for facist shit which is good because I don't like that. Fuck yeah trans, fuck yeah frogs
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
America is getting worse and worse for already disenfrachised minorities and some pretty troubling police state stuff is happening. However, I finished mowing my lawn before it started raining. So you know
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
People, keep this on the down low. Don't go calling paramont plus or nothing ok. Im not planning on keeping the subscription, im just gonna catch up on Star Trek stuff and cancel. I'm a bad dude for sure
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social who do I email or write to or beg to get marvel to pay you a bunch of money to write a cowboy book? Im almost liking the rawhide kid parts more than the x men stuff. Almost. P.s. does rawhide kids guns shoot heat bullets?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't even know if they have offices at Marvel comics but I like to imagine @gailsimone.bsky.social going around the office informing people that corporate really wants everyone to emphasize that Glob Herman has an impressive dong
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
For my new years resolution I've decided to be a real low down bad boy. Planning on grabbing some cheese from the fridge and not asking the wife if she wants anything. Watch out fuckers I'm in my villain year
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@nandovmovies.bsky.social my son and I watch your character lore/snap videos every morning while I drive him to school. I really enjoy being able to share my passion for comics with him and you are a significant part of that so thank you
A screenshot of the youtube recap showing I was in the top 0.1% of viewers of the nando cut
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@montyzander.bsky.social Watch/listening to lore dump. Really good stuff, I started doing Mortal Kobat series and decided to get Mortal Kombat 1. Planning to start it after I finish up Arkham Knight, another game I got because of you. Please only look at cheap games in the future so I dont go broke
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Don't make me angry, I get emotionally distant when I'm angry and that's not fun for anybody
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm not good at posting on social media because my thoughts aren't that important, so I figured that would be a good meta first post. I looked up what a post was called on bluesky so I don't embarrass myself and google says cool kids use skeet which seems like a trick to get me to embarrass myself
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