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Michael

@turbomigos.bsky.social
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I like to make cruddy music, do puppet shows, seize the means of production, and eat pasta He/Him

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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 15h
A ska band?! In this economy? Im not made of horns
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 16h
Don't know if you are a big reader and I don't know you well but based on this little thread if you do read you might enjoy Lucky Day by Chuck Thingle. It's sort of a horror/action/meditation on depression but its hopeful and positive and a blast. Not to be weird but it helped me through some stuff
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 17h
Alright. I'll give them a shot. Thanks. It is weird that so much stuff seems to need an ironic detachment, at least in mainstream movies. This is way off target but the newest superman movie was sincere and a blast.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 18h
I havent seen the animated movies yet. If you have what's your take?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those turts are dangeously close to stacking. Yertle the Turtle has taught me that is a bad thing
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Look. I understand that there's science so don't come at me about calories here. I just think it's bullshit I gain more weight eating a pound of cheese compared to a pound of celery
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You got this!
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The first live action one, with leeloo dallas multipass, certainly isnt a favorite movie of mine but I rewatched it recently and It's a pretty tightly made movie and not every character is snarky which in the current movie climate at least gets my thanks for that. New live action is that but better
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looks cool. They shine like justice
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That she just doesnt recall all the shit that happened is a whole different can of worms. Believe you me, that can of worms is going right into the deep down dont acknowledge.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tonight my mother was talking about my childhood and mentioned we were never spanked. Wild disconnect given that she left multiple times for a night or so because my dad was being too violent and she didnt want to be there. Like the minor abuse I've dealt with. Sort of. Not really. But this new idea
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The greater good
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a person here, or people, i cared about them. Susan..steven.. thats not right the s can't be right. Im putting the s there because of the pile. They're gone now. Only the pile remains. The pile grows
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Se7en needs to go before secretary because numbers go before letters but se7en needs to go after serenity because v comes after r. I need to get it in both places. So i put it in both places but now they've all gone back into the pile. If im looking for se7en im looking for seven. you understand
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dont know if i've eaten today. I thought I stopped but the pile reformed, i could swear i put these spidermen in order, star trek is waiting but thats not right because i put those in the special collection didnt I? Why are they still here? No, no I didnt stop. I cant have stopped. The pile grows
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear I don't own 8 copies of spiderman 2. Everytime i put one away another adds to the pile but gets removed from the shelf. What even is spaceman. Why do i own this. The alphabet is not in the right order any more
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've finished r. Its next up. I can't avoid it any longer. I've stepped outside to have a smoke before I get to it. I already separated star wars and put it into the big collection pile so I don't have that but the pile is no smaller. When i look away it grows. The s pile. Always growing
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finished with L. This is a prison of my own making. I appreciate numbered sequels even more. Fuck silence of the lambs as a series. I decided series' get put together by first released title. Sorry hannibal rising you're going in the s pile. Oh shit. That s pile, its getting bigger.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Theres so many. This was a mistake. I can't take it back now. I've only done a-d so far. That s pile is haunting me. If I don't make it out alive tell my wife I love her and tell my son to finish my work, this is my legacy
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
According to my spreadsheet of movies I own 679 movies. This is a low count as I've listed collections as one thing, so indiana jones collection is 1 instead of the 3 in the box because the list is for controling double purchases. Point is, todays job is organizing alphabetically. This is phase 1
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if Chuck is Reacher guy?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A bold assumption that those people could form a platonic friendship with a woman
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just assume everything is replies to Gail
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can tell everyone you slid that one to me because I needed a win
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nick Fury and his Howler Commando
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"H-men, the x-men but they are lead by good boy Howler" ?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anyone wants to come over to play nerf guns we have some extra nerf guns but not like a million so you can come over and play but if you have nerf guns maybe bring your own too
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why would a ghost even haunt people? I feel like if I was a ghost I'd like hang out with frogs or just watch movies and read books with people. My haunting would be asking to turn the page because I finished that one already. Work on my dance moves at the club or something. I dont club, why say that
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You'd think our brains would know this stuff. Fucking dumbass frontbrain dont even know backbrain isnt frontbrain
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As many copies of your Music in Star Trek book you can afford
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any time someone likes something I post or reply my immediate thought is "what's your angle? Is this a scam to get me to buy Mr. Beast crypto or something?" Do you blueskyers think I might have issues with self worth? Please don't like this. It will only make it worse
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I beat it and had a blast. My son is playing it and having a blast. Theres some things story wise im not the biggest fan of but its not like world ending stuff. Just little stuff
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As far as I know I dont have a Fursona. Can I still play? Value most is honesty
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just talked to my good pal Spider-Man, I have no idea who they are by the way, and they said Wolverine game is fun.
A picture of a child in a spiderman mask playing the wolverine video gane
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying getting an usher to help. One of them might have the key or will at least be able to get the manager. Oh wait its a resident evil thing. Uhh push the house of the dead 2 cabinet in the attached arcade over. Its under there
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2 pages of Marvel's Wolverine. You got it boss
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like I'll need to start dodging. I can see that i need to but my lizard brain is always just like.. maybe a few more claws first
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im not trying to be a shit. I havent gotten that far yet, I'm just curious for when i get there. Are they un dodgeable as well?
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Given that the song is called "Scarface (Push it to the limit)" I'm a tad embarrassed it took me this long to realize it was written for Scarface and isn't just a song in Scarface
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Final fantasy 9 is one of my favorite games. I can accept that trying to play final fantasy 9 can be total shit. Remake it so more people can enjoy this story please. For the joke i will now end with a lmao, im sorry lmao
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'll say my favorite joke for you A horse goes into a bar, presumably this is not unusual, and sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at this horse and asks "Why the long face?" The horse says "my wife left me and my kids can't wait to forget I exist, just got fired too"
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hello John. Writer of the RIAA certified gold song "No Children". I was listening to woodstock 99 and I realized what it felt like. It felt like a Warren Zevon song. This is a compliment. Have a good day
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not to be weird. This is the second awesome shirt I've seen you wear this week. I followed for the raising Philip Seymor Hoffman from the grave, I stayed for cool music shirts
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You cant color study here. This is bat country
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sorry Noah, I have to unsub for this travesty. I hope you understand
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I try to break things down into the smallest task i can. Now im like cool I did one thing, maybe one more thing wouldnt hurt.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Why not, wake him uuuup
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Apparently jaref leto method acted skeletor by smearing blood all over his face so he'd be creepy and talking without his lips. Wild how all his method acting shit is stuff that also happens to make him annoying as fuck. He should try method acting as someone who isnt a huge fucking cunt.
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's this one. Sitting on there is fine just don't touch me.
A picture of a dragonfly
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Michael @turbomigos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm doing my part!
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