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sravebs.bsky.social @sravebs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Makes it easier for enemies to spot them if the guns are dipped in shiny gilt.
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JavaJunkyMonkey @javajunkymonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Hispanic myself, (pardon me Jacob) FUCK YOU trump.
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Uniongrl ☮️ 🌍🎵🌻🦋 @uniongrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How embarrassing that it was a woman (Amy) who knew that he was so misinformed that he confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Amy, my future Governor, was awesome! We know our sports in my State! What a sickening display of a petulant child. Please vote! 🗳️
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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bythepeople1863.bsky.social @bythepeople1863.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The gist of the Jack Smith hearing was that Republicans will fabricate evidence to entrap opponents and they were upset that Jack Smith had the audacity to investigate Republicans in Congress for possibly abetting Trump's 1/6 insurrection, in other words for doing his job.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂👇
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dipshit Schmitt
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Dr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈❤️🧘🏽‍♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸🐸✊🏽🕉☯️⚧️☮️ @xitter-refugee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was not riding a hawksbill turtle on Australian sea currents.
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Tavern Tempest: Duuuuuuuuuude Turtle
ALT: Tavern Tempest: Duuuuuuuuuude Turtle
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Susan Perri @perri4health @perri4health.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love this...lol ! 🤣💙
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For Schmitt one can only feel pity: an unintelligent man, out of his depth making an idiot of himself. Kennedy otoh cosplays a Hicksville moron, but has a 1st class law degree from Oxford (as well as other prestigious institutions). He knows so much better. So we should feel nothing but contempt.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dammit Ron!!! 🤣
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt didn't "confuse" the Hawks and the Hawkeyes Nana is confused by her cellphone and how to play a scratch ticket "confusion" implies an honest mistake
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Richy Bruce. @richybruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR @smirk4food.com · 01/10/2026
Trump cut the 2031 fuel economy target from 50.4 mpg to 34.9, Wonkette reports. As war drives up gas prices, his answer is cars that burn more gas. buff.ly/NccpAwu
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Is ‘When We’re Bombing Iran’ The Best Time To Demand Cars Get Sh*ttier Mileage? It Is If You’re Trump, A Idiot!
That guy’s a idiot.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICE , Miller, Mullin and Homan are all perfect examples of what American democracy is NOT! Our Constitution does not allow for a Gestopo like organization to exist on American streets and neighborhoods!
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Tyler Bender (She/Her) 💙🦋💙🦋 @tbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@savedemocracy123.bsky.social thank you‼️ Just as abuse & misogyny is taught generationally so is White Supremacy, Bigotry & Racism. Do not kid urself, when someone says, “we don’t have racism in America anymore.” They are lying. #RedCrew #BlueCrew #Democrats #Resisters
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Tori @toti66.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
substack.com/@educatenow/... 💯💙💯💙💯💙💯💙💯💙💯
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Jack Smith is the epitome of bravery.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Birdergal 💙💛🌊 @kestrel61.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WTF is wrong with men who become cops? Seems like every broken man goes into law enforcement. They abuse their wives, people of color in particular, and the homeless.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
clowns in costumes
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terg.bsky.social @terg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First thing I thought was he might as well join ICE. Bet he has.
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The Specious Report @thespeciousreport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"He resigned and was decertified." And now he's probably an ICE agent.
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2pVc0 (Tu-Pah-Ko) @tu-pah-ko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Giggity giggity
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it’s a pretty simple choice
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson. The demographic that actually purchases heavy-duty diesel trucks and fills them up at the pump is highly specific: Gender: Fully 90% of diesel truck buyers are men. Race: More than 84% identify as white.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of failure in the morning.
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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masnadj.bsky.social @masnadj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vulnerable GOPer Breaks With Trump’s Retribution Crusade Against Blue States talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things...
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Vulnerable GOPer Breaks With Trump’s Retribution Crusade Against Blue States
‘I Will Challenge Anybody Who Gets in My Way’ My colleagues and...
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was a nurse in an assisted living center for about a year, three decades ago. I've seen 90-year-old men piss with more force than Donald's eyelids can muster when he's falling asleep in the Oval Office.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇 👇 👇
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Few months ago, UCLA illegally fired me as DEI Director. Why? Bc I spoke truth about this bigoted piece of dog sh*t after he died. Now, my loving 2-dog 2-cat pack and I need your help making ends meet, til my lawyers reach a fair resolution against UCLA: www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-for-justice-auvzc
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 28/09/2026
I live in a red area. I'm in a store I don't want to be in. I see people that are very likely MAGA. I really do hate these people.
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Dale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They CHOOSE to ignore it’s definition!
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BETH BAE 🚫DMs @yolowinr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh I don't know if that's an excusable I mean America has voted in a pedophile that has had sex with 12-year-olds hundreds and hundreds of times. I wouldn't be surprised to see Trump writing executive order making it legal.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Palantir founder Peter Thiel: “If you’re evil, you’re not bad. You’re actually maybe kind of good.” Apparently, even evil gets a rebranding campaign.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/09/2026
ICE IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR GROCERY BILL EVEN WORSE Cattle groups in Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas say ICE raids are creating a “massive chilling effect” on legal, documented workers, disrupting meatpacking and delaying the processing of thousands of cattle. They’re reporting millions in losses.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Think hard on this when you vote on Tuesday 3 November.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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