Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Neighbors not so impressed by my SodaStream©️ anymore. 😕 4911
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Harry Crews vintage mass market appreciation post. (Ballantine 1978) 1494
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024In all of my nativity scenes I place a very small egg salad sandwich at the base of the manger in case the donkey gets hungry. 715111
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Don’t be caught without your pants this holiday season! ❤️@pantspants.bsky.social 91288
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Said hi to this seagull and it looked at me like it had no earthly idea who I was. Same thing happened with a bison two years ago. I’m starting to see a pattern here. 🤔 817113
Reposted by Ted Travelsteadjames folta @jamesfolta.com · 06/12/20244. @trumpetcake.bsky.social's Travel Vlogyoutube.comARE YOU THERE VLOG? IT'S ME TED!YouTube video by Ted Travelstead 2242
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 01/12/2024WHAT IF WILLY WONKA INVITE CALIFORNIA RAISINS TO CHOCOLATE FACTORY FOR FRIENDLY VISIT BUT IT IS A TRAP ? 3714
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Went through a lot of flatware last night. Probably be interviewed by the news later or something. 5532
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Hottest New Side Dishes: Mashed Starlight Toasted Oak Salad with primps Lil’ Huggin’ Buns Dance Hamper Crawl Sauce Waynes #HappyThanksgiving 2576
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Time to come clean. It’s been me the whole time. 2884
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 22/11/2024PLACES I'VE THROWN ONE OF MY NOTORIOUS TANTRUMS: jelly camp mini golf windmill (inside) downwind of Nathaniel circus green room harp factory newseum 4878
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Sometimes I'll break into a cafeteria-style restaurant in the dead of night and just wander around with an empty tray playing "sad ghost." 421135
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 30/05/2024I just post pictures of found feathers now. 5631
Reposted by Ted Travelsteadpascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 25/01/2024new story up today on hobart pulp www.hobartpulp.com/web_features... 2142
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 26/01/2024Well, I started a vlog. All 50 eps available now. linktr.ee/tedtravelstead 88016
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 05/01/2024GOOD GOD HE FIGHTS A CHILD IN THE THIRD ONE?! 5879
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 28/11/2023“I am willing to change all patterns of criticism,” I say to the cougar who has just looked up from the carcass he’s feeding from and noticed me on the path. “I love and approve of myself,” I exclaim, breaking into a panicked, loping jog as he leaps thirty feet in a flash, landing on my back. “I…” 1425
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 30/10/2023The Tin Man from Oz is my cousin. His name happens to be Jeff. 2416
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Imagine if you were absentmindedly petting your cat and you looked over and it was not a cat at all but a very small man in a luxurious fur coat? Just like a tiny little dude curled up asleep next to you on your couch or whatever. I’d probably be all like “what in the Sam Hill?” 816128
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2023My lover and I were sharing a mango against the backdrop of the setting sun when my nephew Tallory burst in chasing his new ferret Cashew. Needless to say the vibe has shifted. 27311
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2023Imagine finding a 50-year-old foot in your bed. This morning I found two. 🫨 3555
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Learning “Nude beach?” in every language has become tiresome. 413221
Reposted by Ted Travelsteadleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 10/07/2023It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance 211214
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 11/07/2023MESSAGES ON CAKES I'VE HAD DELIVERED TO STRANGERS: Define "sojourn." Please let this be Terry. WOLF IN CAKE. Don't forget to stop and smell 3405
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 04/07/2023“The chorus of Seal’s ‘Kiss from a Rose’ trumpets from thin air every time I use a colander so yeah, pasta’s off the table tonight.” - Me on my first night as White House chef 1181
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 28/06/2023No one ever taught me to use a towel. I had to teach myself. #proud 1274
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Contrary to popular belief, I am not a two-hundred pound sack of discarded rollerblades. 0243
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 23/06/2023“So it’s a pig that lives beneath the earth’s surface?” Me: “Not even close. Look, do you want these Reese’s Pieces or not?” -Excerpt from the six hours I spent trying to explain a groundhog to an alien. 0347
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 03/06/2023SIMPLE TRICK YOU CAN DO AT HOME: Peel a hardboiled egg. Blindfold grandmother. Place egg in her palm. Tell her it's your newborn, Geoffrey. 32811
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 30/05/2023I threw a hard boiled egg from the salad bar at a man who made a pointed comment about my hernia truss. I regret it now. Was tired at the time, weak. All I can do is move forward and learn from this. 0376
Reposted by Ted TravelsteadJohn Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 29/05/2023Painting with John Friday June 2nd 3296
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 19/05/2023I trained a bear to use an elevator to trick my friend Avery into believing I was a shapeshifter. 15613
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 18/05/2023Every time I get dressed I make sure I take a second to ask myself, "How will this look stepping out of a time machine?" 04013
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social · 17/05/2023A little more about me: I’m a turtle named Scallion who spends most of his time in a box of old T-shirts. My owner Lance thinks I escaped years ago. I survive on moths and the occasional stray vegetarian meatball. I like cats! 1192
