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Yes but neither have been on mic together for a while

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Bloody Plopella's wedding, bloody Lilyson's honeymoon phase, bloody Baby Grundy's wet head ceremony, and bloody bloody Toboggan's wicker funeral. A particularly hideous lifecycle at the moment. #TheArchers

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Did Paul and Ruriririri break up? I've lost track of all the bad couples. #TheArchers

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Don James is still a very silly name for the Godfather of Vets #TheArchers

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I suggest an Act of Forgettance for Carol #TheArchers

We're all pleased she's dead, Anna, don't worry. #TheArchers

Evening all, any chance of excitement tonight, you think? Alan's pensioner extortion revealed? #TheArchers

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Stede Bonnet spotted in William Morris Gallery @disastershipblonde.bsky.social Commissioned as a dartboard by the descendants of Israel Hands' sister, Bessie. Family lore has it the man was a complete twat. On loan from the family pub in Toxteth, The Old Ball and Chain.

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Very high on the Annoying Voice list

Evening all. I've got a headache, so presumably Harrison will be along again soon 🙄 #TheArchers

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Completely kills the fun secret vibes. Passionkiller

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Oh god, I'm so so sorry. How bloody awful and fucking unfair. I'm just sending lots of love to you. Absolutely rotten. Get in touch if you fancy tea and a bun Xxxx

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Spent the afternoon in company with a whippet and two Italian greyhounds. The epitome of elegance and sweet manners. Aristocratic bearing with no airs and graces. And very soft fur. 10/10 reviews.

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Same as with Fallon then

Ugh, these Harrily scenes are grating. Her posh little girl voice and his absolute arsery. Bleurgh. #TheArchers

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All this fuss for Harrison of all people, the wettest of blankets #TheArchers

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A nip in the air? I'm sweltering, Mince, it's 21C. #TheArchers

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Those daily mini ghost stories The Uncanny are doing in the run up to Halloween keep reminding me of my Viz ghost box letters page.

Ghost Box fron Viz. Letters spoofing ghost stories. Sorry too much text to transcribe. First letter goes, for example, it was a normal enough day, I had just got back from doing the school run and I was sitting down having a nice cuppa before making a start on the housework. All of a sudden I heard a noise. It was probably a ghost.

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I respect and admire you, and your parents tbh

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I'm afraid I've spotted more Gilliam Gorris, the AI slop generated posters that definitely are not William Morris, and definitely do cite fake exhibitions. These in an art gallery that shall remain nameless, but will receive some gentle advice about research.

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It's a gothic splendour!

P.G. Wodelouse @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You are Anthony Blunt and I claim my 5 guineas.

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I WAS THE ROYAL FAMILY’S OFFICIAL PORNOGRAPHER A series of articles for The Daily Mail by Sir Algernon Codpiece about his 35-year career as Keeper of Titillating Materials, in which he provides insight into royal tastes and decries the falling standards of today’s elite smut 👑 🍆🍑💦

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Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Congratulations and Guten Morgen to the man wearing tweed jacket, Alpine leather trousers and full gaiters at Moorgate station.

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Yes that's how I say it, I was just emphasising the unnecessary addition of an i in the last syllable.

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Izzy: "So you want the birch and ropes again, sir?" Hornigold: "Oh worm in my bud, crab-apple on my Tree of Knowledge, my appalling little plum!" Izzy: *yeah I'm getting strangled to death*

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Also of course Plop says MISCHEEEEVIOUS. It's mischieVOUS you walloping thicko. #TheArchers

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Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Catching up. My hot takes: everyone needs to start locking their doors and getting cameras so they can keep nosy mothers and neighbours out. Rosie's Massive Bouncy Castle is not a euphemism. Freddie is fun and I'd like him in it more often. #TheArchers

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Thank you Mr BBC for putting Smiley's People on the iPlayer

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Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A simple life. Like all Grundys get... #TheArchers