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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 3h

This is your reminder to take your smartwatch (case and band) apart and clean them with a sanitizing wipe.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 04/10/2026

And 107,000+ steps this week is why my body screams at #Halloween #Haunt Season.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

That time #Dolly let me do her hair, it was such an honor. #Halloween #Pumpkins

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/10/2026

New this year at #GothicHills Cemetery is the Enchanted Pumpkin Patch. You can take home your very own gorgeous gourd and support our charity!

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/10/2026

Still my favoritest #halloween mug. Got it out a day early because I am an adult and can do what I want.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 21/09/2026

I don't love cooking. Most of the time I find it a chore. But sometimes I do good in spite of myself. (This looks like heaven, but was "meh". Next time I will just cook the biscuits separately.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/09/2026

Gonna share these beauties with you too, the original animatronic show:

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/09/2026

Just spent the last 2 hours #spiraling down the #rabbithole of #ChuckECheese animatronic shows and it's technical histories. chucke.fandom.com/wiki/

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/09/2026

More #Halloween y #mugs from #DLR the other day. This has officially created a sub-collection of cauldron shaped mugs within my collection. I think they missed an opportunity here by not saying "Amug Amug Amug" but I couldn't resist this with cartoons dressed as the #SandersonSisters.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 31/08/2026

Went on a crazy mug spree at #DLR yesterday - their #Halloween merch is OFF THE RAILS this year. Got new seasonal Halloween(ish) mugs ... this one is #Coco and I had to get it because I recently fell in love with the movie, but also it's so cute and different. More tomorrow!

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 29/08/2026

#DAE Does anyone else #remember when we thought 85-90 #summer was unbearably #hot and had to find relief in the sprinkler or find a lake somewhere cuz it was just too hot to think about anything else? 115 degree Troy remembers.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 29/08/2026

Saw #PhantomOfTheOpera tour last night. My 7th time seeing the show, and I'm delighted to report that they've corrected the heinous changes they made with that ridiculous "spectacular new" staging from a few years ago, while still adding more magic to the visuals for a much more faithful production.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 26/08/2026

Whenever I need #SaintDolly to bless us, I will light her light. #RIP #Dolly

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 25/08/2026

REALLY #YouTubeMusic? Listening to #Dolly mix and then someone decided to insert this randomly. I can't decide if this is cruel or genius tribute, but it hits. I had stopped crying for a minute, too. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #AmericanPie #TheDayTheMusicDied

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 25/08/2026

I am devastated. #Dolly was probably my earliest #musical influence when I was in single digit years. I knew it was coming and I'm still heartbroken. This world never deserved her. #RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gov...

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 24/08/2026

JFC. 112 in the shade... someone save us.

An outdoor thermometer showing a mercury reading of approximately 112 degrees farenheit

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 22/08/2026

#ILoveBoosters is a hilarious gem of a #film, and it is a... crime ... that it was a #boxoffice failure. (I blame marketing) Watch the #movie on #streaming! It's an #absurdist hoot.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 21/08/2026

This is what a #catnip hangover looks like.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 20/08/2026

I get the concept of "morning constitutional" but I swear to god this #Cat is trying to melt the paint off of my walls every morning.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/08/2026

Preordered! New featurettes and 4K remaster of both cuts? Yes. YES.Might have a screening before Halloween. Although I've yet to watch one I've been collecting physical media the last couple years for the coming apocalypse...

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/08/2026

Today, I learned about the scandal of the Man on #Page602 LOL I can only imagine the fuss. So "whatever" in the world we live in today.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 12/08/2026

So this is happening. (In France, but still.) #1: AI slop store posters - *WET RASPBERRY SOUND* #2: REALLY? #BEER FOR #UNDERAGE?! ANYBODY WANT ANY #CANDY #CIGARETTES WHILE WE'RE AT IT?! HOW BOUT SOME #DRUGS #KIDS?! #Budweiser #AISlop #Distopian #Shame #AI #Capitalism #KingOfBeers #AnheuserBusch

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 11/08/2026

TFW you're weeks past deadline on your new song and you finally were able to find some time to record the vocals and you're having a bad voice day. #IndiePop #MusicSky #IndieMusic #PopMusic

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 08/08/2026

Hollywood has been in the slop business long before AI came along. Pretty sure nobody wants this.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 06/08/2026

What a strange and random documentary YouTube just made me watch about a wonderfully charming old woman who became an unexpected musical star in 60's and 70's UK. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSNS... #MrsMills #Music #VintageMusic #MusicHistory

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 04/08/2026

Caught both my #cats fighting (presumably over the window sill to watch the birds) and they both stopped to look at me. I replied: "Sorry, I don't interfere with the #politics of cats."

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 31/07/2026

Been catching up on #movies and last night we watched #Remarkably Bright Creatures. A touching and charming story held up entirely by Sally Field. It was good, but I really did not like the the portrayal of Cameron, and though the ending was predictable, it was heartwarming and made my eyes #moist.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 30/07/2026

Been catching up with movies lately. We FINALLY watched Coco - which I've managed to avoid for 10 years because someone told me the boy dies in it ... (which I guess is kind of accurate, but...) and it was amazing. I haven't been able to stop singing Remember Me since.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 28/07/2026

She has been dead for 15 years. He's been dead for just over a month. Who still thinks those pictures were real? #FakeNews

A fully believable hyper-realistic fake AI generated photo of Senator Mitch McConnell in seated in a hospital room chair posing with and being visited by Amy Winehouse who has been dead for 15 years.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 27/07/2026

"This is a nice box. We should save it in case we need it later." *Proceeds to carefully stack it on the precarious tower of boxes in our dedicated cardboard box storage garage.* - Me, everyday, 5 times a day. #Hoarding #Hoarders #BringsMeJoy

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 24/07/2026

Why do smoke detectors *always* wait til you're fast asleep to start chirping about their dead batteries. Tell me in the morning asshole.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 23/07/2026

Today I learned of and watched a Vinvent Price movie I'd never heard of called Dragonwyck. The movie was a bit of a dud but man Vincent was very nice to look at.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 20/07/2026

#FlushTaylorFarms - $1 million donation to Trump's Super PAC and now the FDA retracts test results finding that #TaylorFarms was the source of the cyclospora outbreak. Right. @staterbros.bsky.social @krogerfoodstores.bsky.social

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 18/07/2026

I feel like this movie The Odyssey has come from nowhere. All these stars, Christopher Nolan directing this huge blockbuster, and I'd never even heard of it until this week and EVERYONE and their brother is going to see it. Where the hell have I been?

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 18/07/2026

ME: Oh good. They've identified #TaylorFarms as a source of the #deathshits. Surely @staterbros.bsky.social will have pulled it off the shelves by now... Also me shopping an hour ago: 😮‍💨

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 08/07/2026

Ordered tooth flossers. Received 2.2lbs of Potassium Chloride? #Amazon #Oops

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/07/2026

If you see any #theatre in 2027, I highly suggest it's the #SpiritedAway stage adaptation here in #LosAngeles! We saw the filmed version of the Japanese production and it was beyond incredible. This is a dream come true - come visit us and we'll go together!

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 24/06/2026

Here's my hot take: If you're going to ask me to complete a survey. Pay me. I'm not giving you focus group testing for free. My opinion is worth something or you wouldn't be asking for it. #PayMe

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 18/06/2026

Been searching for some contractors to do some work around our property. Lately the home mags have been oozing with GenAI ads and that's the fastest way to get me to skip over your company. Ugh. Also, why is the city/house on fire in your logo?

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 10/06/2026

Some of my favorite shots from last weekend's @riversidelgbtq.bsky.social #Pride! I can't wait to do it again! Thanks to @_bjrmedia_ for the photos! #indiepop #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #alphabetmafia #pridemonth #music #popmusic #equality #protest #musicsky

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 05/06/2026

The dumbing of the home has begun. Smart switches are just not worth it. In 4 years, 6 smart switches have gone bad. And not just stopped working but *IM-HAVING-A-SEIZURE-AND-IM-A-STROBELIGHT-NOW* bad. Regular dumb light switches can last far past 50 years. #DumbHouse #SmartHomesAreTerrible

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